peter and janet hate their jobs
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A story about some people who work in an officeTRANSCRIPT
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Peter and Janet Hate their Jobs
tom made this ©2010
Peter and Janet H
ate Their Jobs
Here is Janet. She is preparing for her Sales meeting.Janet doesn’t have the quarterly estimates.Watch her panic.
Here is Peter again.Peter is preparing for annual reviews.Watch Peter evaluate himself.See Peter like, whatever.
This is Mickey on the phone.Mickey is telling HR that Peter is “in a meeting”.Watch Mickey lie. He doesn’t even notice.
Steven rides a motorcyclePeter just brings in a helmetListen the boys compare “cc’s”.Look at the funny boys.
Here is Steven.Steven fixes computersSee the suits patronise Steven.Watch Steven check their web histories.See Steven chuckle.
Robert is fixing Mickey’s computer.See Mickey learn.He turns the computer off... then on. Voila - it’s better.
Jolene is concentrating.She hasn’t pressed “save” for ages.Can you guess what is going to happen?Oh no!!See Jolene cry.
Janet has got a **memo**.She is cross. What can it say? See Janet email her team that the board are ashort-sighted bunch of wankers.
Here is the photo-copier.It doubles as a singles bar.Casual physical contact cannot be construed as sexual harrasment.
Here are Alan and Susan. They are having a secret affair. It is not very secret. Watch everyone watch. Isn’t it sweet?
Here is the CFODoesn't he look blissfully ignorant of the shit that's going down?See Janet and Peter.Watch them make faces.
This is Alice.Alice is forwarding an ‘e-mail’.Apparently the Nigerians need our help to save starving children in the rainforest being sold into white slavery in Sudan and forced to wear flip-flops by the Dalai Lama and Al Gore.
Here are the Management Consultants. See their strategy wipe out a quarters profit.See the share price plummet.
Peter has an “annual performance review”.He is wearing a tie.Peter cannot think of anything that he has achieved this year.
Here is Stuart the temp.He is working at “data entry”.It’s Stuart’s last day.See no-one give a fuck.
Janet & Peter hate their jobs. Janet & Peter are getting pissed. See Robert do his impression of the CFO.Watch Janet laugh.Isn’t office life fun?
This is Tom, no-one talks to him.Tom is doing “work experience”. No one will explain what he should be doing.Tom wants to cry.