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About dogs and people…

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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One reason a dog can be such a comfort

when you're feeling blue is that he

doesn't try to find out why.

~Author Unknown

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你默默的回首The average dog is a nicer person than the average

person.

- Andy Rooney

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Everything I Need to Know I Learned From My DogWhen loved ones come home, always run to greet them.Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

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If you pick up a

starving dog and make

him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between

a dog and a man –

Mark Twain

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A man may smile and bid you hailYet wish you to the devil;But when a good dog wags his tail,You know he's on the level.~Author Unknown

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams

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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones

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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers

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Properly trained, a Man can be

Dog's best friend.

~Corey Ford

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.. Rita Rudner

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Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I

mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing

haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think

we’re thegreatest hunters on earth! Anne

Tyler

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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones

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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven - and very, very few persons. James Thurber

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce

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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.That’s almost $21 in dog money. Joe Weinstein

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If your dog is fat, you

aren’t getting enough

exercise.

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My Goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate - Sigmund Freud

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

- Roger Caras

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

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