my funny valentine by linton robinson and karla telega

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Clarks Eye on Books

By Clark Isaacs

CIsaacs 2012

My Funny ValentineBy: Linton Robinson and Karla TelegaISBN: 978-1-936955-01-6, Pages 188, $9.95, Publication Date: December, 2011, TradePaperback, Published by Bauu Press

Valentines Day is nearly upon us so that all those lovers out there better get hopping tofind that perfect gift for their significant other. Linton Robinson and Karla Telega havecompiled a hilarious collection of anecdotes, short stories, and other catchy trivia in My

Funny Valentine.

Some great old one-liners that have survived through time:

What the world really needs is more love and less paperworkPearl BaileyLove is what youve been through with somebody.James ThurberLove is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.CathyCarlyle


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A collection of short stories normally would not be that entertaining, but what theseeditors found was a collective theme of funny humor, which partners can read to eachother and enjoy a rib-tickling guffaw. Some are corny as all get out, but as you pagethrough and find others, you ignore the shortcomings.

A review that ignores these two love poems would be incomplete. After reading them tomy wife, we both had a hearty laugh!

A poem by woman

Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, whos not a creep,

One whos handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,One wholl call not wait for weeks,

I pray hes gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed,Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more,

Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to how big is my behind?

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A poem by man

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobswho owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and

drinking. This doesnt rhyme and I dont give a d---.

By John Philipp

Reminders before Valentines Day come from all nooks and crannies so that you guys outthere can stay out of the doghouse. If you want to give a book like this, there is plenty ofspace on the inside front cover for you inscribe it to your lover! Interestingly, the costs ofthis book is not much more than a card or a small box of chocolates, so get with it fellasand gals and try something new for Valentines Day, and you might see miracles appear.This is a five star book for that funny bone of yours!

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Publishers Weekly Best Selling Books:


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Week of January 30, 2012

Hardcover Fiction1 Private: #1 Suspect,James Patterson and Maxine Paetro;

2 Death of Kings,Bernard Cornwell;

3 Believing the Lie,Elizabeth George;

4The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest,Stieg Larsson and trans. from the

Swedish by Reg Keeland.

5 Death Comes to Pemberley,P D James;

Hardcover Non-Fiction

1 Ameritopia: The Unmaking of America,Mark R. Levin;

2American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military

History, Chris Kyle, Scott McEwen, and Jim DeFelice;

3 End of Illness,David B Agus and Kristin Loberg

4 Steve Jobs, Walter Isaacson;

5Psychology of Wealth: Understanding Your Relationship with Money and

Achieve Prosperity, Charles Richards;

Clark Isaacs is an accomplished book critic who published in local newspapers andnational book review lists. He is a member of the faculty of Mohave Community Collegein Kingman, Arizona. Visit Clark Isaacs athttp://clarkisaacs.ning.com.CIsaacs 2012

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