my cat is a cpa

Critical Perspectives on Accounting (1998) 9, 506 Article ID: pa960288 My Cat Is a CPA My cat is a CPA. 1 She goes left and right the livelong day. When she has been outside, she makes an entry. When other cats are around, she looks like a sentry. When she wants to spread out, she uses accounting paper. She is so used to them, spreadsheets seem like wallpaper. At the end of the day, when I lie down in bed, She gets up on me and insists I pat her head. It is her way of adjusting to the coming night As she stretches, then takes up her chest campsite. In the morning, when she is hungry, she renders a report. As I go to get her food, she comes along as escort. When I run that can opener, she has a compunction To learn what she is having, so she performs a test function. She takes a sample and evaluates it And prepares a statement. Yes, she articulates it. She gathered evidence and formulated an opinion. She has competence in this dominion. She rendered a report on what she found. Try getting that from the average hound! © 1995 Michael Grayson 506 1 clawed, pawed animal

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Critical Perspectives on Accounting (1998) 9, 506Article ID: pa960288

My Cat Is a CPA

My cat is a CPA.1She goes left and right the livelong day.When she has been outside, she makes an entry.When other cats are around, she looks like a sentry.

When she wants to spread out, she uses accounting paper.She is so used to them, spreadsheets seem like wallpaper.At the end of the day, when I lie down in bed,She gets up on me and insists I pat her head.

It is her way of adjusting to the coming nightAs she stretches, then takes up her chest campsite.In the morning, when she is hungry, she renders a report.As I go to get her food, she comes along as escort.

When I run that can opener, she has a compunctionTo learn what she is having, so she performs a test function.She takes a sample and evaluates itAnd prepares a statement. Yes, she articulates it.

She gathered evidence and formulated an opinion.She has competence in this dominion.She rendered a report on what she found.Try getting that from the average hound!

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1clawed, pawed animal

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