metro spirit 09.05.2013
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The Metro Spirit is a free weekly newspaper that serves readers in the Augusta and North Augusta.TRANSCRIPT
LONG ENOUGH?NEWS / 8
Opinon
RUFFIN IT’
AUSTIN RHODES
AUGUSTA TEK
WHINE LINE
NEWS: Is Eight Years Long Enough for Linda Schrenko
FEATURE: Minimalist Art/On-Stage Guide
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Local
NIGHTLIFE
JENNY IS WRIGHT
CALENDAR
Entertainment
SIGHTINGS
THE EIGHT
NEW YORK TIMES CROSSWORD
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Table of Contents September 5, 2013
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Michael Johnson!Sightings Valerie Emerick!Writer Laura Perry!Volunteer Kristin Hawkins!Editorial Intern Yonathan James!Volunteer
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Stacey Eidson | Staff Writer
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Joe White | Publisher/Editor
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Messiah and More&@H4'7=;YG4ZP=30P&7@=3>78N4./0/12/34$+CR%#4IH1H<>=;@GN4S"!V4G@=>/E@G47E>41?;?@7384I/3GAEE/;N4S$#
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Lightwire Theater’s “Ugly Duckling” and “The Tortoise & the Hare”Q3?>78N4M0@A2/34$BCR%#4IH1H
Al StewartQ3?>78N4XAL/12/34$CR%#4IH1H
Mark O’Connor & Friends: An Appalachian Christmas6AE>78N4./0/12/349C4IH1H
Etta MayQ3?>78N4Q/23=7384CCR%#4IH1HGuy DavisQ3?>78N4Q/23=7384"BCR%#4IH1H
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Cultural Series: Broadway BoysA0E23456R:H:;<:06-=>*(6?@;@6USCA Artist Recital Featuring Marina
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Winter Nocturne Featuring Edvinas Minkstimas%./0123456S3F/3046*(=6?@;@
Oswald Writer’s Series: Jan Epton Seale%/:123456A:<0/3046+D6?@;@A0::
USCA Faculty Artist Recital%./0123456A:<0/3046-=>*(6?@;@A0::6
“The Nutcracker”#;?:0E3N6%.:3B0:A0E23456R:H:;<:06-=6?@;@
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Columbia County Choral Society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Strauss’ Also Sprach Zarathustra (popularized in 2001: A Space Odyssey) Pops Concert"8V:NN6L3?BE1B6G./0H.56X30N:;!3B/023456!:?B:;<:06'D6Mass Concert with Columbia County Choral SocietyM:1N:46_FEB:26P:B.82E1B6G./0H.56O93F1A0E23456789:;<:06)&6MessiahM:1N:46_FEB:26P:B.82E1B6G./0H.56O93F1!/F23456R:H:;<:06)6Arts in ApplingG8/0B.8/1:56J??NEFU!3B/023456R:H:;<:06=6Monster Brass Concert Featuring CCO brass quintet, Third Horn56VEB.68B.:06?08I:11E8F3N6<03116`/EFB:B1$:E26P:;80E3N6"0:1<4B:0E3F56J/U/1B3%./0123456S3F/3046'*6Concerts with a [email protected]_FEB:26P:B.82E1B6G./0H.=(-Q='+QC-+)%.:1:6I0::6H8FH:0B16<0EFU6?08;EF:FB6;/1EHE3F16B86B.:6H8;;/FEB4563F2636N89:68II:0EFU6E16B3K:F6:3H.6BE;:6I8062EII:0:FB61:09EH:680U3FEa3BE8F16EF6B.:630:3@
David Higgs, concert organist!/F23456!:?B:;<:06)&*6?@;@%.:6H3/1:>6G.EN26OF0EH.;:FB6#FH@6Vega Quartet!/F23456789:;<:06**6?@;@%.:6H3/1:>6G.0E1B6G8;;/FEB46X:3NB.6!:09EH:16Christmas Eve Concert and Lessons and Carols%/:123456R:H:;<:06'+6)(>*(6?@;@%.:6H3/1:>6%.:6_FEB:26P:B.82E1B6G.EN20:FY16X8;:6Bonus Concert: The St. Olaf Choir%/:123456A:<0/3046))=>*(6?@;@%EHK:B160:`/E0:2bE1EB61B8N3IBEHK:B1@H8;
Baroque Chamber Music, featuring Bertamo !/F23456A:<0/3046'**6?@;@%.:6H3/1:>67:V6L:B.N:.:;6G8;;/FEB46G:FB:06What a Hoot! !/F23456P30H.6'*6*6?@;@%.:6H3/1:>6%.:6J/U/1B36M300E806"08c:HB
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University Theatre Playground Players presents: “The Jungle Book”P8F23456!:?B:;<:06'*=>*(?;
Cultural Series: An Evening with Hal Linden%./0123456!:?B:;<:06'-=>*(6?@;@
USC Aiken Faculty Artist Recital featuring Mike Frost and Lauren Meccia%./0123456WHB8<:06*=>*(6?@;@A0::6Cultural Series: Christopher O’Riley & Matt
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Aiken Concert Band Fall Concert%/:123456WHB8<:06)&=>*(6?@;@
Oswald Writer’s Series: George Singleton & Terry Dalrymple%/:123456WHB8<:06''D6?@;@A0::
Cultural Series Beyond Glory featuring: Stephen LangA0E23456WHB8<:06'&=>*(6?@;@
Cultural Series: Presidio Brass!3B/023456A:<0/3046D=>*(6?@;@
University Theatre Players presents: “Experimental Relief”%./01234Q!3B/023456A:<0/3046'(Q''56=>*(6?@;@!/F23456A:<0/3046'*56'6?@;@
USC Aiken Concert Choir & Aiken County Honors Choirs!3B/023456P30H.6)+6?@;@
USCA Faculty Artist Recital Featuring Josh Workman, Matt Henderson & John Glaeser%./0123456P30H.6-=>*(6?@;@A0::6Aiken Concert Band Spring Concert%/:123456P30H.6)D=>*(6?@;@
Cultural Series: Southern Fried Jazz%./0123456P30H.6'(=>*(6?@;@
USCA Faculty Artist Recital Featuring Matt Henderson & Ann Redd%./0123456P30H.6'==>*(6?@;@A0::6Cultural Series: A Far Cry Chamber Orchestra!3B/023456P30H.6'C=>*(6?@;@6USC Aiken Jazz Band%./0123456J?0EN6*=6?@;@A0::6University Theatre Players Presents: “Chapter Two”M:2F:1234Q!3B/023456J?0EN6CQ)'56=>*(6?@;@!/F23456J?0EN6)*56'6?@;@
USCA Wind Ensemble Spring ConcertP8F23456J?0EN6)+=6?@;@6USC Aiken Concert Choir!/F23456J?0EN6'==6?@;@
USC Aiken Chamber Music ConcertP8F23456J?0EN6'D=6?@;@
Symphony of Augusta Presents Tchikovsky’s Pathetique!3B/023456P346*=>*(6?@;@
University Theatre, USC Aiken, and Mr. and Mrs. Carlos Garcia presents:The Garcia Theatre ProjectA0E23456P346C)'>*(6?@;@A0::
The Grascals, Audie Blaylock and Redline6,6A0E23456WHB8<:06)D
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“The Courtship of Senorita Florabella”&./00123/0435267897:;2"<=%$&7>9:?7;2@7>A8BB52CBD:97:;2$
“Hansel and Gretel”&./00123/04352EF:A12$=+&7>9:?7;2@7>A8BB52EF:A12!
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Kabalevsky, Respighi, RachmaninoffC:A?7;H2&BF>B@DB:2"J
Handel, Ravel, Haydn with Guest Artist Vonda Darr on HarpC:A?7;H2R0PB@DB:2<
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Mozart with Guest Artist Lucinda Carver on Piano&7>9:?7;H2CBD:97:;2""
Mendelssohn, Hennecken, Williams, Ravel with Guest Artist Arthur Ross on Viola&7>9:?7;H2S7:./2""
Ryo Yanagatani on PianoC:A?7;H2S7;2"
University Heath Care System’s Pops!7>2>/B2QB11T08.B:>32DBIA827>2J5%#2FK@K27>2>/B2QB112E9?A>0:A9@
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy*/9:3?7;H2R0PB@DB:2$+
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Cirque de la Symphonie*/9:3?7;H2S7:./2-
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Escher String Quartet*9B3?7;H2CBD:97:;2$<
Trio Virado&7>9:?7;H2S7:./2$!
The Lukens Piano TrioC:A?7;H2R0PB@DB:2$!J5%#2FK@K
The Olmsted EnsembleC:A?7;H267897:;2"+J5%#2FK@K
The Varshavsky-Shapiro DuoC:A?7;H2CBD:97:;2"$J5%#2FK@K
The Euclid String QuartetC:A?7;H2EF:A12$<J5%#2FK@K
Le Chat Noir%#+2<>/2&>:BB>J#-=J""=%%""1.879I93>7K.0@E9I93>7O32081;2D17.W2D0X2>/B7>B:2DBIA832A>323B730824A>/272FB:N0:@78.B20N2YZB32SA3B:7D1B3[2082C:A?7;H2&BF>B@DB:2$%H27>2<2FK@K2*/B2:B3>20N2>/B23B73082/732;B>2>02DB2788098.B?K
Musical Theatre Workshops%<$J2S7:>A8BU2Q091BP7:?H2S7:>A8BUJ#-="%$=$J!L084A>/>/B3/[email protected]>/B7>:B27.>A8I2.0@F78;2N0:2./A1?:B8278?2>BB8324/023>7IB320..73A08712FB:N0:@78.B3K
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“¬Bilbo and the Magic Ring”&./00123/04352M.>0DB:2"L=R0PB@DB:2$&7>9:?7;2@7>A8BB52R0PB@DB:2"
Fort Gordon Dinner Theatre%:?2EPB89BH2Q9A1?A8I2%"$##J#-=JL%=<!!"N0:>I0:?08K.0@_>/B7>:BKF/FA88B:H2J2FK@K`23/04H2<2FK@K
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The Larchmere String Quartet*/B2f:0.2TB8>B:*/9:3?7;H2&BF>B@DB:2$"J5%#2FK@K
The Italian Saxophone Quartet&98?7;H2M.>0DB:2-%2FK@K
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Manhattan Piano TrioC:A3>2':B3D;>B:A782T/9:./20N2EAWB8C:A?7;H267897:;2$#<2FK@K
Yanagatani on Pianoa>/B::B?IB2TB8>B:&7>9:?7;H2S7;2%<2FK@K
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Event Horizons: Baroque to Bluegrass to Jazz to GospelR0PB@DB:2!
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Duo De Vista67897:;2J
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Atlanta Guitar TrioCBD:97:;2+
Continuo Collective of the SouthCBD:97:;2$<
James Hicks, bagpipes, and Keith Shafer, organS7:./2+
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The Cashore Marionettes*9B3?7;H2M.>0DB:2$!J5%#2FK@K
Little River Band2,2*/9:3?7;H2M.>0DB:2$J
Bucksnort’sbucksnortscigars.com215 Edgefield Road(866) 561-85 33
Manuel's Bread Cafemanuelsbreadcafe.com505 Railroad Ave (803) 380-1323
Wine Worldwineworldsc.com133 Georgia Ave (803) 279-9522
The Highlanderabritishpub.com133 Georgia Ave(803) 278-2796
Fatman'sfatmans.com1450 Greene St(706) 733-1740
Sweet Lou’s Crabshacksweetlouscrabshack.com13th & Broad (706) 922-1699
Frog Hollow Tavernfroghollowtavern.com1282 Broad St (706) 364-6906
Pizza Jointthepizzajoint.net1245 Broad St(706) 774-0037
Mellow Mushroommellowmushroom.com1167 Broad St (706) 828-5578
Sky Cityskycityaugusta.com1157 Broad St (706) 945-1270
Firehouse1145 Broad St (706) 826-9955
Knuckle Sandwiches 1149 Broad St (706) 828-4700
Farmhaus Burgerfarmhausburger.com1204 Broad St(706) 496-8771
Boar’s Head Pubtheboarsheadpublichouse.com1135 Broad St (706) 723-5177
11021102 Broad St (706) 364-4075
Metro Coffee House1054 Broad St (706) 722-6468
The First Round210 11th St. (706) 364-8278
Whiskey Bar (Kitchen)whiskeybarkitchen.com1048 Broad St (706) 814-6159
Soy Noodle Housesoynoodlehouse.com1032 Broad St (706) 364-3116
Pauley’s Steakhousepauleyssteakhouse.com1022 Broad St (706) 364-3512
Eros Bistroerosbistro.com1002 Broad St (706) 303-8641
Bee’s Kneesbeeskneestapas.com211 10th St (706) 828-3600
Rooster’s Beakfeedyourbeak.com215 10th St (706) 364-2260
Blue Sky Kitchenblueskydowntown.com990 Broad St (706) 821-3988
Soul Barsoulbar.com984 Broad St(706) 724-8880
Playground978 Broad St (706) 724-2232
Nacho Mama’snachomamasaugusta.com976 Broad St(706) 724-0501
Stillwater Taproom974 Broad St (706) 826-9857
New Moon Cafenewmoondowntown.com936 Broad St (706) 823-2008
Beamie’s Restaurant 865 Reynolds St(706) 724-6593
The Boll Weevil Cafethebollweevil.com10 9th St (706) 722-7772
Cotton Patcheatdrinkbehappy.com816 Cotton Ln (706) 724-4511
Mi Rancho2 8th Street(706) 724-3366
Le Chat Noirlcnaugusta.com304 8th St (706) 722-3322
Hildebrandt’s226 6th St(706) 722-7756
209 Restaurant & Music Lounge566 Broad St,(706) 722-9692
La Maison on Telfairlamaisontelfair.com404 Telfair St(706) 722-4805 Sector 7Gsector7gaugusta.com631 Ellis St (706) 496-5900
Fox's Lairthefoxslair.com349 Telfair St(706) 828-5600
The Bell Auditoriumaugustaentertainmentcomplex.com712 Telfair St(706) 724-2400
James Brown Arenaaugustaentertainmentcomplex.com601 7th St(706) 722-3521
Jessye Norman Amphitheateraugustaga.org15 Eighth Street706-821-1754
Augusta Canal Moonlight Music Cruiseaugustacanal.com1450 Greene Street706-823-0440
Wine WorldFirst Friday Wine Tasting
Friday, September 6
The Loft927 Broad St (706) 828-6600
Bar on Broadwww.baronbroad.com917 Broad St (706) 955-7954
Club Rehab913 Broad St (706) 849-2265
Joe’s Underground144 8th St (706) 724-9457
Imperial Theaterimperialtheatre.com749 Broad St (706) 722-8341
Tipsey McStumbles214 7th St (706) 955-8507
Eagle’s Nest640 Broad St.706-722-5541
The Sports Center 594 Broad St (706) 724-9307
Luigi’swww.luigisinc.com590 Broad St (706) 722-4056
Tasteeatattaste.com465 Railroad Ave (803) 341-9881
Jessye Norman AmphitheaterJazz Festival
Sunday, September 8
PokerMonday, September 9
Stillwater TaproomPub Quiz
Wednesday, September 11The First Round
Jason and the PunknecksThursday, September 5 what could be better?
Augusta CanalMoonlight Music Cruise
w/ Chris MorganFriday, September 6
5 O'Clock Bistro5oclockbistro.com2111 Kings Way706-922-9560
Bistro 491491 Highland Ave (706) 738-6491bistro491.com
Calvert's Restaurantcalvertsrestaurant.com475 Highland Ave (706) 738-4514
Club Argos1923 Walton Way (706) 481-8829
Crums on Centralcrumsoncentral.com1855 Central Avenue 706-729-6969
French Market Grillethefrenchmarketgrille.com425 Highland Ave (706) 737-4865
Helga’s2015 Central Ave(706) 736-2880
Indian Queen2502 Wrightsboro Rd(706) 303-8723
Oliviana's 399 Highland Ave(706) 723-1242
The Pi Bar & Grillepartridgeinn.com2110 Walton Way(800) 476-6888
Sheehan's Irish Pubsheehansirishpub.com2571 Central Ave (706) 364-1234
Surreal at Surreysurreal-at-surrey.com469 Highland Ave 706-496-2036
Surrey Tavernaugustasurreytavern.com471 Highland Ave (706) 736-1221
Takosushitakosushi.com437 Highland Ave Augusta GA
AUGSBURG HAUS4460 Washington Road706-667-818
BIRD DOG GRILL3851 Evans To Locks Rd(706) 814-5007
CHEVY’S NIGHTCLUB3328 Washington Road706-250-3261
COLUMBIA COUNTYAmphitheater7022 Faircloth Dr (706) 868-3349
Lauras Backyard Tavern218 S Belair Rd(706) 869-8695
Lady A. Amphitheaterevanstownecenterpark.com7016 Evans Town Center Blvd.706-650-5005
Mai Thai4272 Washington Rd (706) 210-9008
Mellow Mushroommellowmushroom.com4348 Washington Rd (706) 364-6756
Pizza Jointthepizzajoint.net4301 Washington Rd(706) 447-4992
Retreat Tapas Bar4446 Washington Rd (706) 250-3717
Rhinehartsbeyondcasual.com305 N Belair Rd (706) 868-6850
The Tavern at the Beanbeanbaskette.com4414 Evans to Locks Rd(706) 447-2006
Sidetrack Bar and Grillsidetrackbarandgrill.com4027 Washington Rd(706) 863-8951
Takosushitakosushi.com1202 Town Park Ln (706) 863-0606Tbonztbonzofaugusta.com2856 Washington Rd(706) 737-8325
Allie Katz Bar & Grill3112 Washington (706) 667-9801
Bar West Augusta3631 Walton Way Ext. Ste 3(706) 736-0021
Buffalo Wild Wingsbuffalowildwings.com120 Robert C Daniel Jr Pkwy(706) 736-1778
Cadwalladers Café106 Davis Rd (706) 860-7444
Carolina Ale Housecarolinaalehouse.com203 Robert C Daniel Jr (762) 333-0019
The Country Clubaugustacountry.com2834-F Washington Rd706-364-1862
Coyotescoyotesaugusta.com2512 Peach Orchard Rd (706) 560-9245
Crazy Turks crazyturkspizza.com2910 Washington Rd (706) 922-7299
Cue and Brew 2852 Washington Rd (706) 737-6008
Double Treedoubletree.com2651 Perimeter Pkwy (706) 855-8100
Edgars Grilleedgarsgrille.com3165 Washington Rd (706) 854-4700
French Market Grille Westfrenchmarketwest.com368 Furys Ferry Rd (706) 855-5111
Hootershooters.com2834 Washington Rd (706) 736-8454
Limelite Café1137 Agerton Ln (706) 731-0220
Rack and Grill 3481 Old Petersburg Rd(706) 855-7534
Rae's Coastal Café3208 W Wimbledon Dr (706) 738-1313
Rhinehartsbeyondcasual.com3051 Washington Rd (706) 860-2337
Road Runner roadrunnercafe.com2821 Washington Rd (706) 364-3525
Robbie's Sport Bar2834 Washington Rd (706) 738-0866
Shannon's300 Shartom Dr (706) 814-7760
Sheratonsheratonaugusta.com1069 Stevens Creek Rd (706) 396-1000
Somewhere in Augustasomewhereinaugusta.com2820 Washington Rd (706) 739-0002
TGI Fridays www.tgifridays.com2800 Washington Rd (706) 736-8888
The Snug Steak & Grillthesnug.net240 Davis Rd(706) 863-1118
Wild Wing Caféwildwingcafe.com3035 Washington Rd (706) 364-9453
S. Augusta
Road Runner Café2508 Peach Orchard Rd(706) 790-8177
Villa Europavillaeuropa.com3044 Deans Bridge Rd (706) 798-6211
Open Mic NightMonday, September 9
Surrey TavernPlayback The BandFriday-Saturday, September 6-7
TriviaThursday, September 5
Tavern at the BeanArtist Showcase w/ She N She
Friday, September 6
Indian QueenTry the Strawberry
Basil Collins
Villa EuropaTry the Georgia Peach
Chicken with peach brandy and spicy sweet pepper relish.
Evans Towne Center ParkRitz on the PavilionFriday, September 6
Carolina Ale HouseJim Perkins
Friday, September 6
Country ClubAdam Postell
Saturday, September 7
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What’s Tonight?Chevy’s Nite Club./.A5B5>C3Cocktails Lounge./.A5B5>C3Fishbowl Lounge./.A5B5>C3Fox’s Lair /.%B1215D.!>MP.5;?.!M?9Helga’s Pub & Grille./.%B1215The Highlander./.HM==.I5C3?.%B1215Joe’s Underground /.%B1215The Loft./.A5B5>C3MAD Studios./.OP3;.Q1G.">3=BK.5;?.!P>C3;.8>B?.J_.HB>=:5.%B52.Mi Rancho.7F>J;=>J;@./.A5B5>C3.P5B=K.J1=:.W5B>E1;5.R;=3B=51;T3;=Mi Rancho 7R25;9@./.A5B5>C3The Playground /.F4.$5;5Shannon’s./.A5B5>C3Surreal at Surrey./.W>EE3<3.5;?.N]H.I1<:=Surrey Tavern./.`a(9.I1<:=.J_.$1G:13.$1G:Tavern at the Bean./.05?139.I1<:=Villa Europa /.A5B5>C3Wooden Barrel /.Xa(9.I1<:=.A5B5>C3.Friday, September 6Live MusicAugusta Canal./.Q>>;E1<:=.QM91G.WBM193.J_.W:B19.Q>B<5;Augusta Common./.H>B?3B.H59:.J_.HE5GCS3BBK.!T>C3D.4>3.!=323;9>;.H5;?Carolina Ale House./.41T."3BC1;9Country Club./.05BBK.NB1GCDoubletree /.4566Evans Towne Center Park /.$1=6.>;.=:3."521E1>;PI Bar & Grille./.0123.4566Polo Tavern /.HEM39.RbPB399Stables at Rose Hille Estate./.W3E=1G.QM91G.J_.L521;.81;9:1PSurrey Tavern /."E5KS5GC.%:3.H5;?Tavern at the Bean./.VB=19=.!:>JG593.J_.!:3.I.!:3Wild Wing./.%:3.Z;T3;=1>;5SE39.What’s Tonight?100 Laurens./.F4.QMBE.VM<M9=1;3Armando’s /.A5B5>C3.J_.$>GC1;.$>SChevy’s./.F4.F>M<13Club Argos /.NB1?5K.I1<:=.^>M93."5B=KCocktails Lounge./.LB>J;/ZP.NB1?5K9.J1=:.F4Cork and Bull Pub /.A5B5>C3Coyotes./.VEE.I1<:=.F5;G3."5B=K.5;?.H1C1;1.W>;=39=Eagle’s Nest /.NB33.!5E95.0399>;9c.05=1;.F5;G3."5B=KFishbowl Lounge./.A5B5>C3Iron Horse Bar & Grill./.A5B5>C3Mi Rancho.7F>J;=>J;@./.A5B5>C3.J1=:.$K5;.Q>93E3KMi Rancho.7859:1;<=>;.$>5?@./.A5B5>C3.J1=:.43YY.H5B;39Mi Rancho.7WE35BJ5=3B@./.%:B33.4X9.A5B5>C3Ms. Carolyn’s./.A5B5>C3Palmetto Tavern /.F4.%1TThe Playground./.F4.$5;5Rebeck’s Hideaway /.OP3;.Q1GRoadrunner Cafe./.A5B5>C3.J1=:.!=323.W:5PP3ESky City./.N1B9=.NB1?5K.`a(9.I1<:=.5;?.VB=.!:>J
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Michael Johnson |
Eric Patterson, Marie Jolly, Tecie Sams and William Price
at Wild Wing.
SIGHTINGS
Jamie Mcleod with Kari and Bryan Rehnlund
at Nacho Mama’s.
Chris Jameson, Katie Zee, Saige Sutton and Jimmy Zee
at Coyotes.
Alan and Tina Whitehouse with Monie Green and Ron Sullivan at Augusta
Amusement’s “Sinatra Forever” at the Jabez S. Hardin Performing Arts Center.
Heather Howington, Rick Michel, Leslie Michel and Jed Howington at Augusta
Amusement’s “Sinatra Forever” at the Jabez S. Hardin Performing Arts Center.
Justin Massy, Courtney Fairchild, Victoria Resnick and Glenn Volpe
at Metro Coffeehouse & Pub.
Kaitlyn Clark, Gould Hagler and Allie Jacobs
at Whisky Bar (Kitchen).
Daniel Correa and Marin Rose with Alina and Tim McCue
at Whisky Bar (Kitchen).
Paul Marsh with Mieko and David Disano
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Local Legends./0.1.234516367.389/:/7.9/;9</;97/6;.=>;>071.6?71:<30.?6.@/02<1A.17.793.=>;>071.B>03>5.?C .D/07?4AE.F1<<.G(-HG''HI+&+.?4.J/0/7.1>;>0715>03>5E?4;E
Protect and ServeK.16.389/:/7.9/;9</;97/6;.793.07?4/30.?C .F!$=.<1L.36C?4M35367.?CC/M340K./0.?6.@/02<1A.17.793.=>;>071.B>03>5.?C .D/07?4AE.F1<<.G(-HG''HI+&+.?4.J/0/7.1>;>0715>03>5E?4;E
Delightful Decanters./0.1.7352?414A.389/:/7.?6.@/02<1A.17.793.=>;>071.B>03>5.?C .D/07?4A.C317>4/6;.M?<?4C><.:?77<30.>[email protected]?.03<<.24?@>M70.10.<173.10.793.)NG(0E.F1<<.G(-HG''HI+&+.?4.J/0/7.1>;>0715>03>5E?4;E
MusicUSC-Aiken Faculty Artist Recital./0.
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Ritz on the Pavilion./0.Q4/@1AK.!32735:34.-K.17.-.2E5E.17.PJ160.%?L63.F36734."14TE.F?53.36U?A.16.3J36/6;.?C .U1VVK.:/;.:[email protected]@.0L/6;E.W)([email protected])&.@1A.?C .09?LE.F1<<.G(-H-&(H&((&.?4.J/0/7.3J1607?L63M36734214TEM?5E
Chris Morgan L/<<.2<1A.?6.793.B??6</;97.B>0/M.F161<.F4>/03K.-O*(HI.2E5EK.Q4/@1AK.!32735:34.-E.W'&.234.2340?6X.210036;340.51A.:4/6;.1:[email protected]@.:3J341;30E.F1<<.G(-HI'*H(++(K.387E.+.?4.J/0/7.1>;>071M161<EM?5E
Sunday in the ParkK.1.C433.M?55>6/7A.M?6M347.24303673@.:A.M?55>6/7A.?>7431M9.?4;16/V17/?6.Q433@.!?><[email protected]>4/6;.F94/07/16./6@[email protected]?4@/6;.147/070K./0.!>6@1AK.!32735:34.IK.C4?5.)H-.2E5E.17."36@<37?6.Y/6;."14T./6.793.Q416T3."1J/</?6E.%93.3J367.L/<<.1<0?./6M<>@[email protected]<?79/6;[email protected]/V30E..R/0/7.6>534MAE?4;E
UNCF Jazz Festival./0.!>6@1AK.!32735:34.
Shown climbing Mount Cho Oyu, Gary Guller, .1.43M?4@H0377/6;.5?>671/[email protected]?7/J17/?61<.0231T34K.L/<<.;/J3.793.T3A6?73.243036717/?6.17.Z3?4;/1.$3;3670.[6/J340/7A\0.'()*.]/J340/7A.16@.#6M<>0/?6.!>55/7.?6.%9>40@1AK.!32735:34.)'K.C4?5.NO*(.1E5EHIO)&.2E5E.17.793.Y4?M.F36734E.%93.3J367.L/<<.1<0?./6M<>@3.L?4T09?20K.5>0/M1<.234C?4516M30K.2163<.@/0M>00/[email protected]?4516M3.:A.L?4<@HM<100.7336.@16M34.^17916._33M9E."43H43;/07417/?6.43`>/[email protected]/0/7.;4>E3@>S@/J340/7AS0>55/7SE
ArtsPottery for Adults.:3;/60.B?6@1AK.
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Morris Eminent Scholar Visiting Artist Series./0.%9>40@1AK.!32735:34.)'K.C4?5.*O*(H&.2E5E.17.Z$[K.[6/J340/7A.D1<<K.$??5.[D.)G(E.]?6.Y/530.L/<<.0231T.?6.793.7?2/M.?C .cF4317/J/7A.16@.#67344>27/?6Ed.R/0/7.;?E;4>E3@>S:A4@E
Day of ArtK.9?073@.:A.793.^?479.=>;>071.=47/070.Z>/<@K./0.31M9.%>[email protected]?5.)).1E5EH*[email protected]/71;3.F36734.?C .^?479.=>;>071.16@./6M<>@30.1.;4?>2.?C .147/070.21/67/6;./6.793.M36734.L9?.L/<<.160L34.`>307/?60.?4.1<<?L.J/0/7?40.7?.U?/6./6E.F1<<.I(*H++)H+*I(.?4.J/0/7.147016@934/71;3M36734EM?5E
Corks & Canvas.21/67/6;.M<10030.C?4.1@><70.').16@.?J34.143.93<@.3J34A.%>[email protected]@.%9>[email protected]/;97.:3;/66/6;.17.G.2E5E.16@.<107.'H*.9?>40E."1/67/6;.51734/1<0.24?J/@3@E._4/6;.A?>4.?L6.L/[email protected]<?7930.7?.21/67./6E.W*(X.W'&.L/79.5/</714A.#E]E."43H43;/07417/?6.43`>/[email protected]<<.G(-HI-IH(NN(.?4..J/0/7.207>@/?EM?5E
ExhibitionsOpening Reception for John Edry and
Tom Swift Art Exhibition./0.%9>40@1AK.!32735:34.)'K.C4?5.&[email protected].
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Exhibition Preview Party: “Starters: !3<3M7/?60.C4?5.793.f3<<0.Q14;?.F?<<3M7/?6d./0.%9>40@1AK.!32735:34.)'K.C4?5.-HIO*(.2E5E.17.793.B?44/0.B>03>5.?C .=47E.!93<<3A.D1;36K.M>417?4.?C .793.f3<<0.Q14;?.=47.F?<<3M7/?6K.@/0M>0030.793.L?4T./6.793.389/:/7/?6E.e236/6;.43514T0.L/<<.:3.;/J36.:A.!>016.D>66/M>77K.f3<<0.Q14;?.2430/@367E.W)(.C?4.5>03>5.535:340X.W)&.C?4.6?6H535:340E.#6M<>@30.931JA.9?40.@\?3>[email protected]?.@4/6T.7/MT370E.F1<<.G(-HG'+HG&().?4.J/0/7.7935?44/0E?4;E
Photography of Kevin Jiminez L/<<.:3.?6.@/02<1A.C?4.793.5?679.?C .!32735:34.17.D/43.Z4?>[email protected].*)GN.f109/6;[email protected]<<.G(-H-&(H&G-(E
Mary Alice Lockhart and Marjorie Milne.L/<<.389/:/7.793/4.147.794?>;9.!32735:34.*(.17.793.Y4?M.F36734\0.F?55>6/7A.f/6;E.Q433E.F1<<.G(-HN''H()G).?4.J/0/7.T4?M1>;>071E?4;E
GRU Department of Art Faculty Exhibition.09?L0.794?>;9.!32735:34.'([email protected]<<34A.?C .=47.17.793.!>5534J/<<3.F152>0E.=47/070./6M<>@3.Y4/07/6.F101<377?K.%?5.F4?L7934K.!>V3773.DE.D?<</60K.=<16.FE.BM%1;;147K.h366/C34.e6?C4/?.Q?4630K.$16@A."1M3K.$1?><."1M93M?K.$?01663.!7>770K._4/16.$>07K.h?0329.BE.%?<:347K.F91@L/MT.%?<<3AK.h16/M3.f/<</[email protected]?43E.R/0/7.;4>E3@>E
The Godfather of Soul James Brown 389/:/7./0.?6.@/02<1A.17.793.=>;>071.B>03>5.?C .D/07?4AE.F1<<.G(-HG''HI+&+.?4.J/0/7.1>;>0715>03>5E?4;E
Blast From the Past /0.?6.@/02<1A.17.=>;>071.B>03>5.?C .D/07?4A.7?.M3<3:4173.793.5>03>5\0.G&79.166/J34014AE.F1<<.G(-HG''HI+&+.?4.J/0/7.1>;>0715>03>5E?4;E
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Larchmere String Quartet.L/<<.234C?45.%9>40@1AK.!32735:34.)'K.17.GO*(.2E5E.17.793.Y4?M.F36734E.%9/0.234C?4516M3./0.2147.?C .793.D144A.h1M?:0.F915:34.B>0/M.M?6M347.034/30E.%/MT370.143.W'&.C?4.1@><70K.WG.C?4.0M9??<H1;[email protected]/<@436K.?4./6M<>@3@./6.1.W)'(.535:3409/2.7?.793.0?M/37AE.F1<<.G(-HGN(HN'G+.?4.J/0/7.9UM50E?4;E
Sand Hills String Band.241M7/M30.!>[email protected]?>;9.]3M35:34.I.C4?5.'O*(H+O&(.2E5E.17.Z3?4;/1.$3;3670.[6/J340/7A\0.!>5534J/<<3.F152>0.17.793.Q/63.=470.F36734E.e236.7?.;>/714/070K.516@?</[email protected]/@@<3.2<1A340E.W&NE.F1<<.G(-HG*)HGNG).?4.J/0/7.;4>E3@>E
The Salvation Army School of the Performing Arts.9?<@0.M<10030.31M9.%>30@1AE.#6M<>@3@./0./6074>M7/?6./6.2/16?K.@4>50K.;>/714K.J?/M3.16@.:4100E.F1<<.G(-H*-+H+(-N.?4.J/0/7.T4?M1>;>071E?4;E
Live Country Music at the Fraternal Order of Eagles,.)NNN.!M?77.$?1@K./0.3J34A.!17>[email protected]/;97.17.IO*(.2E5E.=@5/00/?6./0.W&E.F1<<.G(-HGN(HI(+(E
LiteraryKroc Book Club./0.793.C?>479.f3@630@1A.?C .
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Theater“Hairspray”./0.Q4/@1A.16@.!17>4@1AK.
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I wonder why Roger Davis is no longer with Number 9?#6L329462C8S12712=4<CB2=/CS2/=/;2>?4523<@72/20838GC1278:72E/;89:2:8:F2W:432E1?7/E3A
Facebook is not a short cut to success._9>4?6<9/61C;I2;4<2368CC27/012642=4?S27/?BI2G12:44B2/62=7/62;4<2B42G<8CB2?1/C2?1C/6849378E3F
The US government is drawing the line at the use of chemical weapons, eh?N7/62671271@S2=/32^:1962M?/9:1A2^2H/96/2S94@SU4>>A
Georgia State School Superintendent John Barge kicked off his gubernatorial campaign this week… by initially misspelling “governor” on his website.
THE WHINE LINE
the local media’s 24/7 news cycle satiated. Why report when you can copy and paste?