MERRY CHIR

STMAS!!!

Month Info

The gemstone is a turquoise,

and the flower is a poinsettia!

Also, on the “Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck” results are:DUCK: 14HORSES: 31

Holidays & Extra

SUPER AWESOMELEY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO ARE

AWESOMELEY AWESOME ENOUGH TO SUBMIT

SOMETHING TO THE FUNNY MAGAZINE

First, I’d like to acknowledge the:

Which ARE:Clarice W. *

(the awesome typer!)Maggie B. (“Taco”)*

Kelly M.*Chelsea G.Anthony S.*

John C.Natalie (“Juniper”)

Meghan O.*Emily A.

THANKS!!!!!!

I got so much more this time!

*= a person who submitted everything on the back page (story was optional) and gets a wrapped

magazine along with a surprise gift!

MERRY CHIRSTMAS TO ALL!!!

Crazy MarieHoliday Quiz

Where are you vacationing on Christmas break?

A. Somewhere where it snows JB. HAWAII!!! I wonder if it snows

in Hawaii.C. Mr. Ugly’s dump! He’s a lonely

guy, and he needs a buddy! What do you want as a present?

A. Something popular… a video game, book, an iSomething… whatever.

B. A… UNICORN!!!C. A piece of trash from Mr.

Ugly! How will you decorate for Christmas?

A. Christmas lights and a Christmas tree. B. Halloween lights and jack-o-lanterns with Santa hats! :D

C. Trash… Mr. Ugly style!!! XD

Compliments XD

Wake UP!!!! D:<

One day at school, I was walking in the hallway and I saw Mr. Keane. He was wearing a pretty, pink bowtie! So I said, “Hi, Mr. Keane. I like your bowtie… It’s pink!” He replied, “Thanks! I… uh… like your left eyebrow! It’s… uh… symmetrical to your right one!”

The monitor for our computer is pretty old. It takes FOREVER to wake up!!! You have to press the on and off button, like, 100 times! Not kidding! On to the story… I was working on TFM, so I asked my dad to log in onto the monitor to send an email for it. Then, JUST as he woke it up, I said, “Uh… wait, I don’t need it.” :p

Dear Mr. Ugly,Dear co-worker, How will you decorate for Christmas?From,Sandie S.

Dear Sandie, What do you think? I’ll hang trash everywhere! :DFrom Mr. Ugly

Dear Mr. Ugly, Do you like unicorns?From,Natalie ?.

Dear Natalie, Yeah! Well… Only ones made out of trash From Mr. Ugly

Dear Mr. Ugly, What is your first name?From,Emily A.

Dear Emily, My first name is Very. But just call me Mr. Ugly… ;)From Very Ugly

Dear Mr. Ugly, Why’d you make up trash day?From,Kelly M.

Dear Mr. Ugly, Would you rather have a trash-stuffed stocking or a recycling one?From,Chelsea G.

Dear Mr. Ugly, Where do you shower? And what soap do you use?From,Anthony S.

Dear Kelly, Well… Trash is a beautiful thing. So I made a day to celebrate it! :DFrom Mr. Ugly

Dear Chelsea, Well, the recycling one is greener, but I think I prefer trash just a LITTLE bit more.From Mr. UglyDear Anthony, Uh… do you mean showers of trash? In my dump I use trash soap. I found it in the dumpster!From Mr. Ugly

Sandie’s BlogHi guys! Guess what I have for you? ANOTHER PROBLEM! YAY!!! -.- So. The hoomins like to dress me up. I DON’T LIKE BEING DRESSED UP!!! D:< They keep trying to put this dumb elf at with jingles on me, but I HATE it! And when I try to eat it, the hoomins get all mad at me! What is THEY were getting dressed u- WAIT. Forgot. They actually LIKE that! >.< Anyway, do you guys have any suggestions?

Posted by SandieRocks on December 16, 3:52PM

Zuni123 posted:Hey… you have it easy! One time, my hoomins dressed me up in a santa uniform and a santa hat ._.

SandieRocks replied:Oh… D: It must’ve been itchcy!

PeeweeChihuahua posted:OMG!!! I LOVE MY DRESS!!! My hoomins got me a pink dress and a tiara! :D

SandieRocks replied:Wait… You liked it? And I thought you were a boy!

Replies to Sandie…

For next page:*GoldenRetriever: Maggie B.**PesteringCupid: Natalie, or “Juniper Beryl”***Softball_lover776_KM: Kelly M.****BowwowBetsy: Meghan O. (wow, guys! Thanks for so many!)

Replies to Sandie for the moth problem…GoldenRetriever* posted: Just stare at them. If that doesn’t work, bark at your hoomin!

WoofyJohn posted: It’s a moth, not a dragon. If I hear any more of this… nonsense again…

PesteringCupid** Posted: There’s this thing called mothballs. They keep moths away. But don’t eat them! I had to go to the vet twice because of that

SandieRocks replied: Okay! *stares* Nothing… *barks* nothing…

SandieRocks replied: Well, it SEEMS like a dragon!!!

SandieRocks replied:Hmm… But how do I tell my hoomins about them?

Softball_lover776_KM*** posted: Just eat the moths. Their really good when you're starving. So when you're hungry, have some moths.SandieRocks replied:Egh… They taste bad! And they make me sick!

BowWowBetsy**** posted: Why do you freak out so much? You need to relax! Sit back AND ENJOY LIFE!SandieRocks replied: Well… That’s not exactly my way of thinking >.<

Weird Page

Put your favorite on the back! I cant put the results because I don’t get enough replies!

Other PageINTERVIEW WITH... Ms. Jimenez!

INTERVIEWERS: MARIE, ARIANNA, CLARICE, AND MAGGIE!!!

Us: Do you like tissues?Ms. J: Uh... yeah, they help my nose feel better...

Us: Do you believe in unicorns?Ms. J: No, I don’t. (*Gasp!* - Arianna, Marie, Clarice, andMaggie)

Us: Do you like hairless creatures?Ms. J: No, they’re gross!

Us: Who would you rather meet: Ditzy, Sandie, or Mr. Ugly?Ms. J: Sandie.

Us: If Mr. Ugly asked you to come over for dinner, would  you go?Ms. J: Um... no thanks!

Us: If you could change Mr. Ugly’s name what would you  change it to?Ms. J: Mr. Grotesque.

Us: Would you rather be attacked by 100 ducksized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

Ms. J:  1 horse-sized duck because it probably can’t hurt me.

Us: Would you rather live in nature or your classroom?Ms. J: Nature... my classroom could get boring.

SPECIAL thanks to Ms. Jimenez for joining us in the Decemberinterview!! :)

Present Discoveries!

So, Andrew and I were wrapping up presents for Christmas. (Well, mostly me. He wrapped three and a half while I wrapped twenty-three and a half. Not kidding XD) Andrew was pulling out the presents, and then he pulled out one he wasn’t supposed to see. He didn’t even try to keep a secret… he was all like, “Oh, hey! I got an orange sock!!! OMG!!! It’s an orange sock!!!!! O-O How did you get an orange sock??? I want more orange socks! :D” (PS, it wasn’t an orange sock)

You knock on Daisy Agency door. Sandie greets you. “Oh, hi! It’s you again!” She turns around. “DAISY, THEY’RE BACK!”Soon, Daisy shows up. “Oh, hi! I guess you’re here for the update. Here’s what happened so far: “I was talking to Susie. “Who exactly was at the park?” I asked.“Uh… Aunt Jamie was there. Mommy was, Tiffany was, Old Grumps Bill was, and Weird Old Anny was there”. Susie recalled.“Hmm… Time for questioning”.Later, I was talking to Jamie… she was innocent. So seemed Amy and Tiffany. Tiffany said: “Huh? Lollipop? Me want lollipop! Gimme lollipop! * snatches notebook*Weid Ol’Amy: “I don’t know anything about a lollipop. I know that I want a potato. And a foot massage.”

I told Susie that they seemed pretty normal.But here’s what the others said:

Susie’s Mommy: Huh? Uh… I didn’t do anything. Nothing. I SURE didn’t throw away Susie’s lollipop… heh heh…Old Grumps Bill: What? A lollipop? Why you buggin’ me ‘bout a stinky ol’ lollipop? I don’t need any lollipops! GO AWAY *chucks rock at me*”“Well… bye for now! I’ll get back to you next time!” Daisy says and waves goodbye.

Daisy the Detective: The case of the stolen lollipop

Part two – “Questioning”

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Kelly M.One day, I invited Mr. Ugly to my Christmas party. He said “Sure.”  I asked him: ”Can you bring a dish for the party?” He said: “Yeah, I’ll make my famous trash lasagna!” “Um, sounds good...” I replied questionably. The day of the Christmas party, he showed up in nice Christmas clothes with his trash lasagna. All of my friends were astounded by the trash lasagna. It was delicious!! :) He asked: “Do you like it?” We all said in excitement: “Yes, it is delicious!” Later, we played some games. Mr. Ugly won all of them, but we didn’t mind. We had a great time.TacoOnce there was a pineapple. His name was Pineapple.

THE END!!!

Taco=Maggie B. XD

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Maggie B.Bert the pig was frolicking through a wonderful forest when…. BAM!!! Bert fell to the ground. Then… Bert was picked up! He went to a house where he was salted and spiced, then baked in the oven at 350 degrees for five hours!!! He came out as a PIG PIE!!! Now you’re probably thinking: these guys are insane! Well you’re… WRONG!!! These guys are REALLY insane! Anywho, just before he was devoured by the hungry insane people, Bert jumped off of the table and fled! Then…. He jumped off of a cliff. BYE, BERT!

Natalie, “Juniper Beryl”Terezi was bored. She had just finished playing ‘Cops and Robbers’ and had no one to play with Her computer screen lit up, so she looked at it, deciding to read a response to a question she had asked a friend.>Terezi: Want to play a game?<>Friend: Uh, sure, I guess. What game?<>Terezi: Cops and Robbers!<>Friend: But we just played that, and I’m getting tired.<>Terezi: Fine then!<

>Terezi logs off<She frowned. What would she play now?

***Later that day, she was crushed by a meteor

Ditzy’s EditorialOn a scale of 1 to 10, why is the sky blue? ~ “Juniper Beryl”

Can you create a page where you interview teachers? ~ Maggie B.

You should make comics with pictures. ~Meghan O.

Could we have a story about a unicorn? ~Oksana S.

Huh? Uh… 7??? It’s blue because… of the potato I’m eating??? Dunno! Why ya askin’ me?

Ohh! That’s a great idea! :D Added. ;)

Uh… sure? Isn’t that what Marie already does? OH! I forgot to mention. People, DRAW PICTURES for TFM!!! It’s supposed to be submitted, not just Marie’s work. She doesn’t really wanna do that anymore.

Hmm… Uh… okay! Maybe next time? XD Marie’s really running out of time

Sorry for the lack of Ditzy Questions!

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his way through the Christmas tree!

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Continue Story…__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial…_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help ~MariePLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!!(Yes, that means not sharing unless I don’t have any left!)