malapropism madness 2012
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Background: Malapropisms
The comic misuse of words is not new to our language. Malapropisms, however, become more common when we fail to proofread, allowing spell check devices to make some crazy choices!
Enjoy the following examples from everyday experiences at Ivy Tech. Note the error in italics and make the correction. Feel free to laugh!
An Instructor’s Malapropism
An instructor e-mailed a graded essay to a student with the following message:
I have attacked
your essay.
WORD YOUR REQUESTS
CAREFULLY!
From a student data sheet:
Q: What can I, your instructor, do to help you accomplish your goals?
A: My instructor needs to bare with me.
IF CRIMINAL JUSTICE WERE ONLY THIS
SIMPLE . . .
As a law enforcer, I want to rid the inner cities of violins and gang mascaras.
YOU PLAN TO BRING ABOUT THESE
LAWS?
As a legislator, I hope to pass meaningful laws that effect poverty.
WARRING, TIRED OF MARRIAGE,
OR BOTH?
I want to change my martial status to single.
In a divorce, the words are often synonymous!