jokes i found in the back of the calvin college prism, 1926

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wom n, lut iLi~nis hing : h , C ' mnnber of

men \·vho d' n't rake ad".:uuu rc of.hi, l~~(-

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P " IE l Sin I I 1 1O y'ji;, h -:1( he b "II UI Il! r : h , _g,lH'dlm wall, and it me ' !ltd vnlce asked

r p ase, Iiss H ,1'0' ' I l l , m:1y Ihan: m y arraw?"

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bur aU:<I"·lt:Hil. ··nth 1 '1 did it fan?'

!'I think I' Wll~ I~hc rtpl~'1 'jl-', stuck in !o"uur

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-hic:r:- 'P;'lili I In me, hut how old nre },Ollt?"

hcblil-~'Oh! Ju.:thlJllnrll l\'l' nry-three,"

-hi _I . :_h h. I~I!'b'; 'Ch;I·ly~.wu. '

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-us-"I'mlf. huw dl hl-~~g.l the w,3tcr in.~1~' nltr!n ielnns ? '

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iu I I I spring;"

Ht. i r ar il i1 ,g i n fronr o f ::1 ~L1.PII::IOU: lookiu'l'

,tn'cchl of mud, the IHllwist was ' pprQileiJcd by

; 1 ~'1Il '111 hoy.

enYou Ic n U dri ve ~n ilf JItIU'''''31H' to. li '(~,II ':/t.n it l rhe yOtllllg" husines m an , "Farm er Jo n _" w,,;[i 1£ t o III Ill] ~ 'o • (Ilit l , o r Ii \" d o 1 1 : 1r: h 'UI

ii f you 'lll give m e: 3 dollar I'll sho r ... ·o u! , ' « . l 1I \\'ll~' around. 'I

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by cfll le~<i! bre I? I" ilr &iffifmmr r, 'nm ~llUJy

o ther k ind ef ~JIi'C:l1d ')!I

jM y son," said dlr l1! ' falhel'. · ' . I t i. :1 lnuur ',ill" .O~If.'

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(" 1a iJl~ cd: .• _ h use lot' t;1J'\ III ' this way, please."

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~wly:i 3 'phi 1 0 .n ph i~ i n ~ f ri 11(1. •• I~1\ Ii i {.Lt-

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Gcnt- ..t there ~n~' :-OUIl em ch e hin r t f:11' ?~~

~at'r-"'~hei t f f . It

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, r , : I !>t ' \ ' - " \ i \~h ' f ' arc men an' dnu . ,g i h :"0 mudl,di·l'?'; .

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hl' w men uC'(~d h rn 1 1 0 1 1 h I"

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1 : 1 1 't' ] bo u I H uut my cm l laut 'uI?T-"AIIlI put in :1 " gi~dl:"rl "

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,ht.L-·'\Vhy dnll'll ,\'IILl tart the phone-

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reeks w rc, \\i"don, 111!'it;', (nlraJ::: ami

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what, .v I r. t.;r ' 'IIV,' J) ?"

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w] hOLt( m, _ nn ~.'

1'[' r . R~llks-" Isuspected th It ~OItlt!lhillg

. .~H(J(gllm I r;ll1, .:uillg ru he jerkily III

s 'nrm~-'(h YC :l htll'~l' wbit:h I,

plt'n ,'in;:r ro m y Lord."

, 1 , e ; 1 I \ \ ' ndcr whUl ~p i,:f "PUlI)'" it

m i rh t he,

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• n c ill 'l in ; qucnee o f th is ir r t!lHirJII!'l puce,

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re v "I la, auv [J' ;J o nul her !ole 1 1 my

ruh ben ..?' 'Ko t. "\, I I , . ' , 1 thou lit thos thiuus w I!

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011 this " -{!, :0'11, ,VOl ug mnu."

... rw " " : 1 - " 0 do 1: I" 'L'S pull tu,!! thcr,"

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:rar-':n ~'(11 kn ow , the !lUII'(' J r .n d nfthis sr I . me [css f know,"

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r ca .d ing it IlIl n l' il 1:][ 0 1 ) " . '

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~ I'a l'd verc ict WI: j us t rendered."• • " ~ 1 1 I ; ) I i ?""Can we uns ru .l it lind :1 h i Il ItlHH~I'ipe?"

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EXA.l\4 GLEAN 1 '"

1,

Ill' m' wife h -mon L my.

3. A hurt ii, i the wife of a hut] 1'.

• S hoo lm as tee is :III I .1 ped] reee,s . . h ~ 11'1 rt Is lo cated on th \' s r si de

If the body,

6. ; en der t::bo 'w ' whether :: I man i' mas-'U in • femlniu« r n....ter,

-. J\ ..... .uum j a I::!rg open spaee in

wh ich th e P o p l ives.. Four out nf ' i '"!?"\' (00 men nrc eolne

blind and 011" of them ; .. a WOIl\;'l

~

John KinKI1l:l-"! wus awfullv mho r1'3.. tIlas n i rht," •

Bill . o n s a Ja ~ What happ ned?"K.ingma-:'I took (II' IliIJ1Itit 'r d:lll~hl"r (0

hur .h, \V arr ived late. and ;1I. t 'IJ; l....e w I'

walkin J: up th'lble her Fa ther " (lad h i· tcxr ,, 1:- duu hrcr i. r i vouslv v 'l\ d vith .l

d . i1 '. '

R i Stuart da 5

in r thar's d e ti l ' - I 'd

I 'yhr er' paper ..•

lrcm.!-")~ ..." but An

writ r,"

chuil-lit ~'1i.S

0 .- S\I .h n oor

P re f. V:m H rJ itsum Iccruring)_,rMan h i

: ' IhJI: ' tr U e th mus« uudern carh he: ikiuo f hi lort.ht:ad-'

Rooks be in to demons t r a t to rh Ill:' he" ,m m \'C th . kil o n ) i.s henri .Pro. \"ll1 tfl lil!lrnl1 ( n(oucd) -HAnd ap s

<Ire .n .olc to u se th e n lU . ~I'!> o f the: endr

, ';'lIp,"

B t .... Lond n-"'Vhat part the body is

[I f .r : J ~ " ., .JH Df l"SSUI' ~]ackie--,iF'r;l'? 'hat are .....lJ talking

:tbout? •

B (1'- "This book' . a.' :1 'Ivnnlu ":1"

wounded in ti l ro ,J,U

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P I lJ 1 0 ~r-· I it l you r Ii ernplcyer III ,.you a referen e? '

Red Rodofl.-'·Y 1 tit i t do n't : - 1 - ' " I to

b nil}' $toD d; I t.'1I.1I t ~Ct a j ob , I

'lUplo}, ·r-"\'VI1:1f did he 53\". ~

R d Rodoffs-·I·Ue . aid I \~n: one Ill' th eh(~t In 'U his finn turned out 0 tJ

HID £FINI'I'l

PIOO • Yanden Ba~("Jl-"Mi, . De L~eH"\·. Rh"

me n sent nee with the: word 'hoy u' in jr.'

l\'Jik' Dc: L~Cl\,'-"F:J III r 1nc'· chao d hi.\: I and did ~ 'i1lc..h h im til'l hi, 1 1 ' _ Y 4 : o r : t on

a wir e fence,"



UJ3 rt-~'I w nder wbs a ke~ :n y h ir _l

rhi 'k ? I

133 her "Perh p. it. this gomg around

vith }'OU 1 1 a d '0 InUdL~

woman n

ir, c urse t ie pUZ7. {IW(J min, "but. Mlll ldy, we u t yo l need money

tn ~ p i ' l o iu I on ~~u honeymn r.?"

.Mi~"~by, .•id the brid "docs yl II hiuk

Fsc goin t r~If wid:t strange nij! 1 ' < 1 ,

O J )'.11 da n ney em Il ?

~

~'ea 'her-"M lwl, 1 1 1 making }'OUJ' its' you

1 " 1 ' , ve omit t'd om rI ing, "Th9 is it r"t\ ilbd-" )11, I f ~! t ( put eyebrows v er

h .m.'

"111 f wold :1)'. dnetnn usulputicnt. f r mo, r t re I;: . a s ,. .. :; , •"They sri I _ do, ,\' 1 ) 0 1y' t h e y s ti ll [

~) C.":<lY A.hi t did a do ,(or II", y~t' f r rhat

...prn in]"

. b it ' - "'l')'r;(h' m'1 l e so aked m e r 1 1

I , . . .:ks. .0'

.:\ pnrn (I J: < plly:i ian, - h . \'3' indine-dln

criticize others ,. rk was war 1 i~" a tone-mao t II build iii fence ur hi; nci~hb r, and.

th ughr Ill' ason was u~i g tOC) much 010-

tar', He aid ~

"JjlD, m rtar eov rs II a J . t orl many l 1:-

takes, dn : i IIO?"

doctor: repl] d the: mat on, ' , lUd '11

do l'i11il le ,,'J~ ' I C

" .. h va cuum sysr em ,C I' now ro be

(lli 'U ev ryt Ij I.g•."anile o : J know a III mber r!'C J 1 L c wh

e ' n th ink with ir,"~

\ · V i l l i "HM' It a :t 1 k iii ] , a j 1 1 1 ' ! o

Ihroat? I

Morh "That P'IPtl~S Adam's apple.'':t;~illi·.__". nd did he s.wallm ... ir gre:('l

'J lith r-" DO " " l C ~rot qu I d ar ; n1)"w ·El'., I rass • Ila,· but~ II. I

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Tt:d-"lIfJW do vnu .tud,·

In: I i s type' I'i in~ ? " .

Ric') ' slll'n-" h, tJ•.1Ii. e",~y.

1r httwl:ell lic'h,"

when ur r IJm

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1 , F _ H _ - , _ , , - , _ . _ , _ _ n_-"_·_-'-"_-"--''_i- ,14 JOK£S $pIi I, Vid JICU k'tl0'W « » Well you 7J)J'i1 II 'j+)ii~'~~II'-"I~~I ..~n~"~I~~~~j~ll_r~~'~i""'~II~,_.,t(.

LETTERS

"D en ,j ' D ud ; :end [lie s ome !llO'lHl)'; ambtr)k(l.'i

"Dt:lIl'r So n : So' YOUT o ld m:I I1, "

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MilIUIl'UI, ,,",lit did ro u m:lrry lll.ll)tl jo n

IISr . you have begun ' en wonder, too i' H

,

S h~""S t(} 'P I'He--'-I WU.I1'I,"

She (willi 11 ~jA !11 of ,r(llicO~" A11 right;

I've d O l le my ~I!lty.'~

PrQr. P'l'kIH.rr_:"N(mlt~ rJm:~ ;Jl'ri les CCiI1-

rn in illig S Ui reh,"

U;'ilC!UIHHl-"Two'lIff:1!' nnd a eollnr ."\;,~

M,ln i~ t~1 ' (at L l . [ ) i l H i s m (If a l):lby)-~"l-ti,~,

1 \ , ; ' 1 1 1 1 1 . p l ~ i ' r ,: I . ' ? "!\,:Ioth(!r-"Rfllld,tll)1I! Morgan ~Iofitgomr;ir'

Alfred ...~111 Chri~fnlPhe.r Me 'ooi.'i

Minisrer til : .1 !H . is t a ll l) - - " . 1 \ lilt!, m or!!

"D o • III ~, ~,,,, ' imminR', Jubu?"

"Nu, my wife- dl1!c~n'll ' look: ! l ' ;Dod in ;l b:thillJ!sUli""

AND THE CO'V~UP

"J 'hie Ci)~\·trro rl o n th e riIrlit):] d tmt::kIA·!o('lkiilt::' !lit th e ky.

D own the tr .l(:k ea rn Ithe Limited;OIl" !«(ll! [he: hutleril,"!

"~ ~

r'Nl'm'. b a y s a n d ghl!l. \\'~tI,1 F(1IUa' i l i ' i H 1111

made hls Fo rtune i.n t 'l!e ("o ld 'Ron h tnAlu~~ll ?" ' usked th e ~e.1c.1n~r,

",tudt'Il'lS in ullj~IlIIl-"'Ch.,die Chupli.1 !"

...

"J l fJh l l1 d ; 1 1 ' , " ; uHk~ t I th , fa i r girl in du!

I m l~ lmO i l! k s ce ne , "were you ,coV(lf ill 11I\"c bc-f r ll ,' c ? , .

"Rath r," answered the !1l;l11l ill the bei'H'-skin. "'~:"(JU d()rIttthink' for 0 m o m n e I'd

1)I 'nCcl 'ce011 n u i '(I' lit t le gir l Ii r e yflU, I h IJP ~?"

Prvf. V j\ JH !c m 1 30 : 'h~""irit, ;I, b.icf biflJt,.mph), (If some b!lllhl(:.,~ m ..m with wholD you

a r~ acquainted."

S,tudent" !'lIn " ! ' [ " . !Jphy- ' · " l j as , hflotlClgger .I n hiJf1lker.-Sign~cl Mr, De Leeuw,"

J~

The I'llnrnrcyclti cop ::It Inn pUlled UJl besidethe speeder.

"t'v" cbnsed you or II Itlile," he bellowed,"to rell JUU tfl3t you W~f'li! gOilllg tift) I!liI(!H

nn hour,'

" \VOi 'w! I r" m arked H eh l'ic Br.lln~tiflg. "R:ul,

IItlW~ ure eeavefs Ja!l.1" don't i.r?". _ , ;

" I didn't S ec V alli ill: rh e IlcL :t ure dlc O dH l11nIgh!".' --

"J don't tJ 'mht it; J t~~oklip tJll' t'icht:l'i.'1II ,

GrC-l'nWOY orders jl slice uF ho .co Jnte '~I,h

ill < J. lu 'ch ~t:l l lcJ, Im t ~t:litl~ It back, c,-,il!:ellil~g

th e order ; 1 1 1 < 1 o rders " pleee uf ;'\IlP,le pi~ in -!lte:'ld. Ue ea ts if, gf! tN. up an d il i ,1! ,boy:t m

] " ilVe \\ 'hcn th _ wnirer II ' C O S o i i ! ' him,"~:a)', yo u h av en 't pilirl f 'or t im!; p li e yc t. '"'~'lrn(,' :;ald GI' ,cnwnr indign ..ntly, jdirln't

I give yr>ll the: cbo<l:~)]l l te(wkcfIH' it?""Bu l yfitl didU 't p n,) , lor tlml,CL[hcr,""'/I. ,nd wby t ll u ll J 'l c l H D id I 1 : 1 J . t i ' t ? H

. .~PrL~lIJ-"YQlIr SUII ITHU be the idol of his

ftlUlih',"1r: R~H)t-,,,' cs , he h~,~ beer! hUe 'fo r 19

YCi l r~,. . , . " 1

P'resicicnt- 'I'll glve )'1 u ju .t zh ree din,) to

pn)' your !,r;n~.""'All dgll!", I'll lak( (':bristrml,!>, F!:!Lllrtll of

J IJ 'I)" :111Ii EO~tcr."

O ne' o f th e m ost di:,;gu lit ing s igh t . ][l tu eworld is ,mother fd'I,lh" in : I J ! tlfjlupe with yOIl!'

bl1~l'gl,rl.

"Shay, S tua~ t , whore's the cornerr?'"~Vby ymhe SUl'IHlililg'oll it!"•• 'Sat ~O ? NQ w rl'lH l~ :r 1 eo uldn ' Ibui II I'!



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