Wanna hear a dirty joke? 3 white horses fell in the mud.Wanna hear a clean joke? They took a shower.

What's the richest country in the world?Ireland, because it's capital is always Dublin!Just saw a doctor eating an apple - my whole life is a lie.

Q: Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree?A: Because it died.

Q: Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?A: Because it was tied to the first squirrel.

Q: Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?A: Peer pressure.

G The hot dog vendor said "that will be $2.50" and the Dalai Lama handed him a five.

And waited.

The Dalia Lama said "Hey where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor said "change must come from within"

I hear the Dali Lama recently fired his gardener, who had a degree in carnations but didn't dig reincarnations.