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AUSTRALIA’S FUNNIEST NATIONAL TREASURES
Jessica
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OLD MCDONALD
Hello and welcome to Australia’s Funniest national
treasures, I’m your host Old
McDonald.These are our
contestants for tonight…
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Old Man Emu
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MR. KANGAROO
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And Fred
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OLD MCDONALD
Q1) Who is your best friend?
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OLD MAN EMU
DUST OF
COURSE!
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MR. KANGAROO
Well I Like Mr.
Hugglebottom
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OLD MCDONALD
All right next is…
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FRED
Wait! You forgot me!
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OLD MCDONALD
Who said that
?
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FRED
Me, Fred.My best friend is work, I worked to get in this show and I’ll work to get out!
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OLD MCDONALD
This guy is crazy, any way back to the show.Q2) What do you do in your free time?
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OLD MAN EMU
I challeng
e a kangaroo to a race
!
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MR. KANGAROO
I am challenged by Old
Man Emu
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FRED
I don’t have free time
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OLD MCDONALD
Okaaaay theeen,
Q3) Who is your queen?
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OLD MAN EMU
My queen is my best friend…
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D
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U
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MR. KANGAROO
I don’t have a queen!
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FRED
Queen Rosemary! I live for her
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OLD MCDONALD
Q4) Why should you be a national treasure?
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OLD MAN EMU
Well I can’t fly but I’m telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo
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MR. KANGAROO
Well I’m on
the coat of arms!
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FRED
I keep everything tidy!
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OLD MCDONALD
Q5) Who convinced you to come here?
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OLD MAN EMU
My fans
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MR. KANGAROO
Tom, my Joey
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FRED
I decided to come here of my own accord! I just think ants deserve a little respect!
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OLD MCDONALD
You may now vote!
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Fred Mr. Kangaroo
Old Man Emu
3 % 7 %
90 %
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Old Man Emu Fred
Mr. Kangaroo
7 %
90 %
3 %
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Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu
Fred
90 %
7 %3 %
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Fred Mr. Kangaroo
Old Man Emu
3 % 7 %
90 %
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Old Man Emu Fred
Mr. Kangaroo
7 %
90 %
3 %
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Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu
Fred
90 %
7 %3 %
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OLD MCDONALD
Well that’s it folks Fred is our winner! See you next time on Australia’s funniest National Treasures.
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And a special thanks to Old Man Emu, Mr. Kangaroo, Old
McDonald And of course Fred!