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Elminster cast a potent__________ spell andthen had sex with__________.
A true gamer has noproblem with__________.
My innovative newRPG has a stat for__________.
In the grim darknessof the future there isonly __________.
Big Eyes,Small __________
Back when I was 12and I was juststarting playingD&D, the game had__________.
You start with 1D4__________ points.
Linear Fighter,Quadratic__________
People arewondering whySteve JacksonpublishedGURPS __________.
__________: TheStorytelling Game
Pathfinder is basicallyD&D __________Edition.
The Temple ofElemental__________
The portal leads tothe quasi-elementalplane of __________.
What made thepaladin fall?
Alignment:Chaotic __________
Worst characterconcept ever:__________, butwith __________.
The Slayer’s Guideto __________.
Storygames aren’tRPGs because ofthe __________.
It’s a D&D retroclonewith __________added.
Dnd 4.0 isn’t real dndbecause of the__________.
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Steve Jackson’sbeard.
Pissing on GaryGygax’s grave.
Cultural Marxism.Misogynerds.
BadWrongFun.The entire PalladiumBooks® Megaverse™.
Drizzt.GNS theory.
Gamer chicks.Boob plate armor.Ron Edwards’ braindamage.
FATAL.
Dice insertedsomewhere painful.
RPG.net.Random chargen.Storygames.
Rape.Dissociatedmechanics.
Verisimilitude.Dragon boobs.
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Dumbed down shitfor ADD WoW babies.
Quoting MontyPython.
Total Party Kill.Gelatinous Cubes.
Healing Surges.The Forge.Swine.Save or die.
Drow blackface.Bigby’s GropingHands.
THAC0.Magic missile.
Owlbear’s tears.Bearded dwarvenwomen.
A kick to the dicebags.Fishmalks.
Game balance.The Crisis ofTreachery™.
Rapenards.Natural 20.
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Rocks fall,everyone dies.
Oozemaster.Kobolds.Grimdark.
Cheetoism.Killfuck Soulshitter.Black Tokyo.Martial dailies.
4rries.Fun Tyrant.Role-playing androll-playing.
The naked succubusin the Monster Manual.
Cthulhu.Grognards AgainstHumanity.
Dildo ofEnlightenment +2.
The randomprostitute table.
Rifts™.Vampire: TheMasquerade.
Comeliness.Mike Mearls.
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Gazeebos.Neckbeards.Special snowflakes.Gygaxian naturalism.
Sacred cows.Eurocentric fantasy.Bribing the GM withsexual favors.
A ratcatcher with asmall but vicious dog.
Amber DicelessRoleplaying.
Githyanki therapy.White privilege.Dice animism.
Grinding levels.Magical tea party.Lesbian stripperninjas.
Slaughtering innocentorc children.
Dying during chargen.Splugorth blindwarrior women.
Maid RPG.Mark Rein•Hagen.
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Ale and whores.Dump stats.
Steampunk bullshit.Portable holes.Nude larping.Lorraine Williams.
The Deck ofMany __________.
You are all at a tavernwhen __________approach you.
Grognards Against Humanity An unof�cial expansion for that game about cards that oppose humanity.
By Ewen Cluney
Based on Cards Against Humanity, by Cards Against Humanity LLC (http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/), produced under a BY-NC-SA 2.0 Creative Commons license. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/