internet days - the depressed internet
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Remember?
Remember when reaching the internet was an achievement?
Did we care more?
Have we stopped caring?
What if the internet were a person?
Hello again, Internet.
How are we doing today?
😟
It's not that you feel threatened again, is it?
😟
http://qz.com/253618/most-smartphone-users-download-zero-apps-per-month/
😟
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🤗
That's a good thing, isn't it?
Steve Johnson: https://www.flickr.com/photos/artbystevejohnson/6307672876
https://www.flickr.com/photos/moneyblognewz/5324706259
https://freedomhouse.org/report/freedom-net/freedom-net-2016
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Oh dear, this sounds like you’re heading into a midlife crisis.
Promise me you won't do something stupid like buying a fancy sports car to feel better…
But, surely that must feel good.
Change is good, right?
🍩💰“SMART” + =
🎛☁🗄📊
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/26/ddos-attack-dyn-mirai-botnet
100,000 malicious endpoints at 1.2 terabits per second
So, you feel misused and not appreciated?
But, that's what people do, isn't it?
People create more data than ever.
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📸📲 🌍➡
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21st =
So, people talk to you and it is meaningless?
You feel like all you get is small talk?
📲📸🖼=🐘
TCP/IP HTTP/2 HTML
🗣🌍 🗄+AI=
🗣📱🖼6👩
😃😝😡
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https://research.googleblog.com/2016/05/aw-so-cute-allo-helps-you-respond-to.html
6📸📲🖼👩🤖📲6⛏ ⛏🗄 🗄
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/aug/29/facebook-fires-trending-topics-team-algorithm
Why do you think that is?
🚀❌⏱✅
Why do you care?
¯\_( )_/¯
🤕🐌
http://httparchive.org/trends.php#bytesTotal&reqTotal
Average web page:
2473 MB 220 HTTP requests
https://whatdoesmysitecost.com/#pppCost
Average web page:
2473 MB 220 HTTP requests
📦=🌍
❌💳
What do you mean by that?
🌍=🦄❌💸
Can't you do anything about that?
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/07/browsers_ban_web_of_trust_addon_after_biz_is_caught_selling_its_users_browsing_histories/
What do you need to feel better?
Yes, you said that.
What's stopping you?
¯\_( )_/¯
🗜🌍
So, you're stuck in between bullies and sheep?
🌍😍👩6J
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/19/extreme-surveillance-becomes-uk-law-with-barely-a-whimper
You sound worried…
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K
THANKS!
Words, delivery: Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)
Idea, illustrations: Anke Mehlert (@larryandanke)