INTERAD Presentations ComingINTERAD, the world renowned

advertising presentation program uni­ que to AGSI.M. will be held this semester on April 27 and April 28 in the Auditorium.

On Sunday, April 27, there will be a full dress rehearsal for the filming of the presentations. Admission will be limited to one hundred people on a first come, first serve basis. On this day there is no admission charge 'a FREEBEE!). Patio doors will open at 12:45, and the presentation will run from! p.m. to 5 p.m.

The schedule for Sunday is:

1 p.m. Minutemaid Orange Juice in Sweden2 p.m. V-8 Juice in Brazil3 p.m. Maybelline Eye Make-Up in Spain4 p.m. Crayola Crayons in Japan

Since the presentations will be taped, audience silence will be necessary. Likewise, during each presentation there will be no admittance or exits per­ mitted.

Monday, April 28, will be INTERAD Day where the students presenting these international advertising cam­ paigns will be challenged and judged by a team of top-flight Advertising/ Marketing executives from major in­ ternational companies. Students will not only present their respective cam­ paigns on this day, but will also defend their analysis to the direct questioning of the judges.

The schedule for Monday is:

10 a.m. Minutemaid Orange Juice inSwedenlla.m. V-8 Juice in Brazil

2 p.m. Maybelline Eye Make-Up in Spain3 p.m. Crayola Crayons in Japan

Tickets for the morning or afternoon presentations (sold separately) are $1.00 and will go on sale Wednesday, April 23, at 2 p.m. in front of the Post Of­ fice.- Proceeds from tickets sales are us­ ed to defray team expenses. and to pur­ chase additional audio/visual equip­ ment for the School.

The doors will open at 9:30 a.m. on Monday. The Auditorium, will be vacated at noon, and the doors will reopen at 1:30 p.m.

Again, tickets for Monday. IN­ TERAD Day. must be purchased in ad­ vance and will be sold on Wednesday. April 23 at 2 p.m. in front of the Post Of­ fice.

Do nuts, Danish & Other DelightsI__ * _J»_ C-. **by Anita Sur

John "the Baker" Adams has spent the last 14 years making life a little sweeter for AGSIM students. By 5:00 a.m. every day, John is at work in the school kitchen, baking a fresh supply of

donuts and danish for the coffee shop, and breads and sweets for the dining ball. By 1:30, when many of us are just getting a good start, he's put in a full day and is ready to bead for home.

How have things changed here in 14 years? For one thing, there are now a lot more students and a lot more work. While John never anticipated such rapid growth, be never-the-less handled all the baking himself until a couple of years ago, when an assistant was hired. There used to be more "French nights" and "Italian nights" when there were fewer to feed, and he remembers bak­ ing many French pastries and birthday cakes for students. As for the school. "We really were in the middle of nowhere then," he states. "I can remember hearing Dr. Peterson <a former AGSIM president»taking off in his plane right outside when I'd come to work in the mornings."

How does one become interested in baking? "I grew up with it While ofh*T kids were chewing on teeuiing rings, t

was licking bread dough out of the bowl." His Italian mother would bake a lot of bread, and one day his father started selling it door-to-door in their New Jersey town. "It made quite a hit. and they just kept going."

Before coming to AGSIM. Mr. Adams served in the military police durring WW II, and studied in the bake shop af the Los Angeles Trade and Technical College. He has worked at ASU, Heta- ing's and many restaurants throughout the Phoenix area. "When I came to work at AGSIM in 1966. the equipment was pretty ancient, and I had my doubts," he recalls. But things have im­ proved a great deal, and John is happy with his job here. "The students are all very friendly. Once in a while, someone has a bad day in their classes, and they take it out on us But that's not so often."

Next time you can't resist one of those delicious chocolate donuts. think "f John, or better yet. let hiru know how

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The Great White Godby Rick White

Where did the ancient inhabitants of the America's come from? What is the history of their civilizations fantastic growth? Who was the God who formed the center of their beliefs?

The tradition of a White God in an­ cient America was preserved through generations of Indians from Chile to Alaska, and has been significantly per­ sistent likewise among the Polynesians from Hawaii to New Zealand.

This being was known as Quetzacoatl in parts of Mexico, primarily in the Cbolula area. He was Votan in Chiapas and Wixepecbocba in Oaxasa, Gucumatz in Guatemala, Viracocha and Hyustus in Peru, Sume in Brazil, and Bochica in Colombia.

What did he look like, this Great White God?

He was described as a tall, white mae; bearded and with blue eyes. He

ASLC Elections

ASLC elections will be held Monday, April 21. Students can vote at the post office between 8:00p.m. and 4:00 p.m. Candidates are:President:

BruceWilcox Ron Seal

Vice-President: John Hill Charlie Lafond Susan Smith

Treasurer:Martha Von HillebrandtSteve CalderwoodVoting is open to all the students, in­

cluding part-time and out-going graduating students.

wore loose, flowing robes. He came from heaven, and went back to heaven.

And what did be do when he came? He healed the sick, gave sight to the blind, cured the lame, and raised some of the dead.

He taught a better life, telling the peo­ ple to do unto others as they would be done by, to love their neighbors as themselves, and to always show kind­ ness and charity.

This personage, as be taught his religion, also urged the people to build great temples for worship, and his followers became very devout. As he left them, he promised his second com­ ing, which caused the natives to look for his return even as the Jews look for their promised Messiah.

This faith led to disaster, however, when the Spaniards came to America and when Captain Cook sailed to the Hawaiian Islands. But these tragedies served only to reinforce the evidence of his reality.

When the Spanish Conquistadores reached South America, one of Piz- zaro's lieutenants strode ashore wear­ ing his helmet and breast-plate and car­ rying a shining musket He made an im­ pressive appearance. Natives on shore watched him in amazement. He was a white man! As Pedro de Candia strode toward them, they knelt before him and began to say "Viracocha, Viracocha." It puzzled gallant Pedro.

The Indians thought he was their returning white god Viracocna, and that with his gun he controlled both thunder and lightening.

Hernando Cortez was likewise believ­ ed to be the returning White God as he came to Mexico in 1520. When the coastal natives saw that he was white, a leader among his men. and that he came in a large ship with white sails, they ran hurriedly to their ruler Montezuma and announced that the Great White God had arrived.

Montezuma immediately made plans to greet Cortez with all the respect he owed to the Great White God whom his Aztec religion had taught him to expect. Precious gifts were brought to Cortez; the riches of the realm were opened to him. He was honored as deity indeed. But his treachery soon changed that, and warfare resulted. Montezuma lost his throne and his life. But the tradi­ tions remained.

Who was this Great White God who was such an important part of these people who inhabited the Americas?

We invite you to find out the answer to this question and others touching on the history of these ancient American civilizations. The LOS Business Club will be showing several films and a presentation on the Book of Mormon in order to answer these questions. This will be held on Friday, April 18,1980. in the Interfaith Chapel at 7:00 p.m. All are invited to attend.

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Previous experience preferred but by no means necessary. These are paid positions. All interested parties should submit a short typed statement regar­ ding position desired, experience, semester-status, address and telephone number to:

Editor-DASTOR P.O. Box 538 XL

Deadline: Friday, April 25

Don't forget to come to The Bizarre Bazaar today! Lots of hot bargains on clothes, sporting goods, books, household items, and much, much more.

The long awaited "Asian Night" Saturday, April 19 at 9:30 p.m. on the Quad.

FREEbeer ~ Oriental food Martial Arts Entertainment

Don't miss it!

A Party For AllThe Graduation Committee has an­

nounced that this semester's Gradua­ tion Party will be held in the Grand Ballroom of the Adams Hotel in downtown Phoenix on Friday, May 16, 1980 from 9-1:00. Entertainment will be provided by Bob Phillips and the V.I.P.S, a popular eight piece or­ chestra.

The Adams is offering a special dis­ count room rate for AGSIM students, their families, and guests ($30 single; $36 double). Reservations can be made

by calling the Adams (2S7-152S) and identifying yourself with your name and the initials A.G.S.I.M. The number of rooms available at these rates is limited so make your reservations ear­ ly.

Party tickets will go on sale the week of April 21. They will be $6.00 in ad­ vance and $7.00 at the door. The price of the ticket includes bors d'oeuvres and, tentatively, soft drinks and beer.

Remember, this party is for all AGSIM students (not just graduates) and their guests.

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"O brother' Not every sea hatn pearls, not evey branch will flower, nor will the nightingale sing thereon. Then, ere toe nightingale of the mystic paradise repair to the garden of God, and the rays of die heavenly morning return to Ox Sun of Truth - make Uiou an effort, that hap­ ly in this dust-heap of the mor­ tal world tboo mayest catch a fragrance from the everlasting gardes, and live forever in the shadow of the peoples of this city. And when thou hast attained this highest station and come to this mightiest plane, then shaft thou gaze on tne Beloved and forget all else." Baha'u'ilah.__

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Topic: International Patentand Trademark Protection, T«ne& Place: 4:30p.m. Mon­ day Apnl 21 in Auditorium

Walter E. Williams,Associate Professor of Economics. Temple Universi­ ty. Pa.Topic: Government Limits on Minority Progress Time 4 Place: 8:00 p.m., Tuesday April 22 in Auditorium.

John H. Robinson, President and Chairman of UK Board of The Harper Grwqj Inter­ nal'! Transportation Co. Topic: International Transportation land ac­ companying remarks on the Middle East»Tune & Place: 2:00 p.m., Wednesday, April 23 in Auditorium.

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room for Improvement. However it does represent cooperation between the stu­ dent body and faculty, has been thoroughly researcted; and tbe results are taken seriously by both tos&uetots and those who hire, promote and fire them. Excefieace breeds excellence, and a firmer commitment to Ugh standards benefits everyone associated with AGSIM; students, alumni. faculty and administrators.

Is dssfeg I'd Ste is &ssi everyone who donated time and energy to tbe cause, especially committee members -Alan Badanes. An- dre Gaial, Susan Roth and Pam Forrester.

Start Planning Your Summer NowBy Dave Warner

National News Bureau

Where do you want to be this sum in er* Overseas... m oun-laics... seashore., .ranch? By doing a minimuni of research. you may discover a travel bonanza.

If you're a student or arecollege-age, there could be a job for you that will reward with income and an in­ teresting travel experience.

Don't delay" your planning. Start now. It will pay off.

For wort in the United States, two directories are helpful. Listings by state describe the job, re­ quirements and where to app­ ly. Many jobs are open to foreip students. Look for these directories to major libraries:

"Summer Employment Directory of the United States," edited by Barbara O'Brien, published by Water's Digest Books. Lists job open­ ings in tbe U.S. and Canada and gives advice on how to go about getting employment.

"Worldwide Summer Placement Directory," published by tbe Advance­ ment and Placement Institute. A listing of jobs open mainly to coDege students. Most are in tbe U.S., though the book also lists foreign jobs.

Most students arrange for foreip employment through tbe Council on International Educational Exchange (CIEE), which can obtain work authorizations in the following countries for full- time college students 18 to 30: Britain, France, Ireland and New Zealand. You can also ar­ range for work OD a kibbutz in Israel. The fee for obtaining employment authorization is $4Q;in"lrelandits$20.

CIEE is a private, nonprofit

membership organization ser­ ving the academic communi­ ty. Its members include near­ ly 200 colleges, universities.secondary schools and youth- serving agencies that sponsor international programs of work, study and travel. CIEE has been active te tbe field of student travel for more than 25 years and is authorized to issue international Student I.D. cards. You'D need proof that you are a booa fide stu­ dent photographs, etc. Membership is only C.30 and makes you eligible tor dis­ counts in many places.

For further information. contact CIEE, 777 United Na­ tions Ptea, New York. N.Y.. 10017.

Students can save a bundle when traveling to job destina­ tions by staying at American Youth Hostels, There are 200 of these hostels in the U.S. "America on 58 to $16 a Night," a recommended hand­ book for students, defines bosteling as "traveling under your own steam" Bicycling, hiking, canoeing, skiing, sail­ ing, horseback riding and staying at Youth Hostels.

Youth Hostels provide travelers with low-cost, sim­ ple, overnight steeping ac­ commodations, including a bed, mattress and blanket. There are separate dor­ mitories for men and women, a common room for recreatioa and a kitchen with the use of stove, pans, etc.

Before using the hostels, it is necessary to become a member of AYR College students pay a membership fee of $11. a fee they can save the first nignt or two on the road. The fringe benefits are many comradeship, learn­ ing experience, adventure. Once a member, the student is eligible to stay in any of the

4.500 hostels located to 49 countries. F*or further in­ formation, contact AYH. Deleplane. VA., 22025, Phone: (703)592-3271.

If you like camping, Kani- pgrounds of America is another money-saving way to travel You can sleep ia rental tents at fall-service KOA Kampgrounds along the way for about half what you pay for motels. You'll save OB restaurant Mils, too. because you can prepare your own meals using campground pic­ nic tables and barbeenegrlis, Campgrounds are available at selected throughout OK United States and Canada.

There are grassy sites for tenting, swimming pools, recreation rooms, a playground, grocery stores and coin-operated laundries. KOA also provides free tot showers and clean rest rooms. Bring steeping bag. or sheets. blanket and pillow.

Write Kampgroonds ofAmerica, Inc., P.O. Box 30SS, BUMngs, Moot. Mill Phone (406) 248-7444 for more detail­ ed information.

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Thundertird's National An­ them is finally here for your listening pleasure. Fred Stanbaugh. a graduate of May 1979 and the creator of the lyrics to "BiH Voris, Bin Voris". recorded the song in front of a live audience at the Talent Show in Spring of 1979 and promptly had it made into a record.This limited and rare print is now available at the bookstore.

AGSIM Hosts Alternate OlympicsApril 18.1990 — DAS TO* — 3

Africa Day and the AGSIM Olympics are fast ap­ proaching, and this fun package promises to be the craziest, zaniest event of the season. Already a number of persons are involved in the April 26 extravaganza, rang­ ing from the campus clubs who are organizing and overseeing the games to those who are planning to compete. Spectators will be assured of a wild time as they watch the contestants bend, squeeze and splash through more than a dozen events, try to drop the faculty into a tub of water in the dunking booth, p.uench their thirst with free refreshments and blow off homework on a massive scale.

The Games will open and close with solemn ceremonies vaguely resembling those seen on ABC. Details of these festivities are being kept a close secret, but flags, tor­ ches, music and parades are said to play major roles. The biggest surprise will un­ doubtedly concern the pair of lucky T-birds chosen to bear the torches. Of course the mo­ ment of greatest suspense will occur at the Awards Picnic when the Olympic Gold will be dished out.

The intense enthusiasm of the dozens of dedicated young

men and women on the teams will no doubt impress even the most jaded Olympic veteran. Special awards for spirit and costume/uniform will further assure a good show for the frenzied masses expected to jam the Quad all day long.

The Games themselves will nonetheless be the center of all attention on this eventful day. For participants and spec­ tators alike there will be enough variety of competition to keep everyone interested and excited. Among the thir­ teen different Games will be such traditional African favorites as a three-legged race, obstacle course relay. human wheelbarrow, the popular egg-on-spoon relay, raw-egg toss, and a tug O' war to be held over a pit of luscious red mud. The aquatic events include a wet-sweatshirt race

(modified by the addition of size 14' : sneakers i. inner-tube race and the riotous greased watermelon competition The remaining events are a sug­ gestive fruit-passing relay, a tricycle race, the Frtsbee Fl­ ing Thing, and, for those featuring more brain than brawn, a backgammon play- off.

Spectator participation, aside from cheers and cat­ calls, will center around the faculty dunking booth. De­ mand should be especially high as students think ahead lightheadedly to finals. The names of the faculty members donating their time and bodies to this event, whose proceeds will be given to the ASLC library committee to purchase even more books, are also be­ ing kept secret, but rumor has it that the biggest ones on

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campus will be there. Foosball, ping-pong and im­ promptu beer chugging are among other side activities.

The awards picnic is actual­ ly the dining hall in disguise. Persons not subscribing to the dining hall will be admitted for a charge of S3 JO. payable at the door.

Other post-Olympic festivities to take place on the night of the 26th will include the movie of the week. 'Xala.' and Africa Night at the Pub

All persons wishing to help out with the Games in any way are asked and encouraged to contact either Niels Mar- quardt at 7619 or Sal Pap- palardo at 7403 Next weeks' Das Tor will feature players and team profiles, schedules, diagrams, and everything you need to know about Africa Day and the AGSIM Olympics

New Bill Voris VersesNEW VERSES FOR THE

BILL VORIS SONG...

Bill Voris, Bill Voris, What's a student to do? It's Just mid-semester But I wish we were through. After ten months of studying In this desert playland, I'd like to see something besides cactus and sand. Signed. Tired of Glendale.

Bill Voris, Bill Voris,I always feel sick.Just what they will feed me,I cannot predict.If the menus are well-plannedFrom your point of view.Then why can't I ever findmeat in my stew?Signed. Forced vegetarian.

Bill Voris, Bill Voris, Could you lend a hand? My professors are deman­ ding;They don't understand. Yes.IknowthatAGSIM Is no country dub. But my work interferes with my time at the Pub. Signed. Much Too Sober.

Bill Voris, Bill Voris, Well, I've had enough. No water, no electricity,

'me toilets won't flush.

I can't read without light; I'm sweaty and hot. And "Nature" is calling, but there's no room in the "pot". Signed. Life on Campus.

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One of the Phoenix area's most popular dance bands. Blue Shoes, will be appearing on campus this Sunday. April 20, in the Quad from 7 to 11 p.m.. sponsored by the French and Portugese ciubs.

The band has built a large following in the Valley, play­ ing clubs and opening concerts for nationally-known groups, and has recently released its first album. They play a mix­ ture of their own composi­ tions, current hits, and favorites from the mid-Ws by the Beatles. Rolling Stones. Kinks and others.

The Pub will be serving beer and wine. Bring your blue shoes and be ready to dance!

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know how it is. Back m '68 when 1 was unemployed..." And they launch into horror tales ui boredom driving them up the wall, and the so-called work ethic making most things exercises in guilt.

No. I finally butt in. in lact I'm edgy because I have so many things to do and there just isn't enough time.

Bored? Never.When I was working 1 had

this horrible sensation that things were slipping away from me, that so much time was being wasted, and it rankled being cooped up in an office forty hours a week when twenty would suffice. I was certainly bored then; it was boredom, not work, that made me so tired T'd sleep ten and twelve hours a night.

Then I was fired my boss thought I was about to cry. but 1 was really hiding the broad smile on mv face and sud­

denly I had all the free time 1 needed Work i and the specter of the ioh trpadmt!!' h2t! scared me into frozen fear of my mortality, so 1 set off for California (previously I'd been as far west as Philadelphia* before it was too late.

1 got to see a little of the United States: the congested Eastern seaboard, the farm country of the Midwest, the vastness of the desert, the stark beauty of the mountains, the schizophrenia of Califor­ nia. I talked to bums, to hopeful young workers, to members of a counterculture family, to executives.

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Critic'sLIVE MUSIC: BLUE

SHOES. This five piece (four men, one woman) new-wave band has become very popular in Phoenix during the last year, and for good reason. Mot only are they energetic and appear to actually enjoy per­ forming, they are also strong musicians and vocalists. Their repertoire indudes early "60s tunes (Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc.), numbers by modern new-wave acts <Joe Jackson, Police, Blondie, etc.), and a few of their own compositions. To the Blue Shoes' credit, unlike most of the Valley's groups, their original songs are good enough not to sound like the band is just warming up bet­ ween the performances of unoriginal tunes.

As with most new-wave bands, they play music that is easy and fun to dance to. On Sunday, the French and Por­ tuguese clubs are presenting the Blue Shoes on campus, and it would be a big mistake for any Thunderbird to miss the first new wave to hit the shores of AGSIM So. pull out your narrow ties and be there!

P.S. There is a bouncer at the Solid Gold nightclub who looks just like Dr. Mills. Could he be moonl ighting?).

KKRT/U'RAMT- LA PERLA CAFE. 5912 W. Glen- daie Ave.. Olendalc. Many Mexican restaurants put more importance in making their premises look like a Mexico City meets M.G.M. ex­ travaganza than preparing good food. Such is not the case a! l,a Perla. This restaurant looks more like a roadside truck stop with its neon Coor's sign in the window, small booths and baseball trophies on the wall. Looks deceive, for La Perla has some of the best Mexican food in the Valley. Their chimichangas are light and flaky, have a tasty filling and. thankfully, lack an overabundance of topping and sauce that many restaurants use to hide the enlree's inade­ quacies. The chile relteno is very good with just the minimum amount of batter. The enchiladas, tacos and bur­ ros were also very tasty. La Peria is very close to AGSIM, near the corner of 59th Ave. and Glendale Blvd. So. in bet­ ween term papers. I recom­ mend a visit to La Perla.

MOVIE: SIMON. UA CINEMA 6 and 5. What would happen if a.messian appeared from outerspace and declared that u> save the world we must outlaw Musak in elevators and all politicians must wear hats when making public ad­ dresses? That is the premise of Simon, written and directed by Marshall Brickman. Brickman is best known for co-authoring many of Woody Alien's films including Sleeper. Simon is similar to Sleeper with one major dif­ ference: i: lacks Alien's slapstick humor. This is not particularly a liability, since the dialogue and acting in Simon are top notch.

The story begins at a seclud­ ed think-tank where five geniuses are given millions of

Arabic HimThursday, April 24. 1980 there will be a movie sponsored by the Arabic Club at 7:30 p.m. in the auditorium. "The Land" is a 45 minute movie about Palestinian refugees and the other side' of terrorism. The movie wUl be proceeded by an Arabian dinner in the dining hall.

Cornerdollars by the UJS. govern­ ment to solve the country's problems regarding pollution, energy, et al. The geniuses, however, have decided that these topics are not very in­ teresting and are delving into slightly different areas. More challenging is interfering with the Nielson ratings so that Sonny and Marie become a hit while few really are wat­ ching, or trying to cross the human race with the cockroach. Their biggest pro­ ject is to convince one man, and the world, that he was created by a machine from space and left on earth to save the world. The unfortunate victim is skillfully played by Alan Arkin. The project is a complete success, but its con­ sequences are not what they bargained for.

A lack of frequent visual humor makes some parts of the film run rather slow, but one major exception is Arkin's brilliant five minute per­ formance of the evolution of life from the microbe to man after being soaked in an isola­ tion chamber for 100 hours. Throughout the picture. Arkin is outrageous and very funny.

— more Jobless —father, finally poised, after forty years of work, on the edge of a life he'd dreamed about, only to die with no chance of complaint or redress.

By no means had I satisfied mv wanderlust, but there are

1. Room Checkouts will be the week of May 12, 1980 - 18 May, 1980 Mon. through Fri. 9:00 a.m. - 12:00; 1:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. Sat. 8:00 a.m. - 12:00:1:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. Sun. 8:30- 2:00 p.m.

The last day for checkout will be Sunday. 18 May. 1980. There will be a charge of $15.00 a day for any student not returning to campus the following semester who re­ mains past that date.

2. ROOM CHECKOUTS ARE NEEDED FOR THE FOLLOWING:

a. A continuing student changing rooms for the follow­ ing semester. A continuing student MAY STORE in his/her NEW ROOM at no charge, but there will be a $3.00 a day charge if the stu­ dent stays during the break.

priorities: my writing, sculpting and designs; developing skills to cope with a future that is bound to be less comfortable, more oriented to the self-sustaining individual; practical matters long neglected.

So there is a lot to do, and with unemployment insurance (I get "paid" an obscene amount of money considering my age, single marital status and responsibilities, and it lasts longer than my job did >. I have the freedom that ac­ companies the absence of money hassles.

I try not to waste a minute. 1 read before I go to bed, while I eat. on the subway. I set aside a couple of hours in the morn­ ing for writing: for me. not for faceless consumers or unknown critics. I work on my mobiles and do practical tasks shopping, banking, errands- in the afternoon. I'm learn­ ing to sew and bake bread, to make soup and grow plants.

I jog in the morning and ex­ ercise during the day I've discovered that a night (or day i on the town need not be

expensive. I ride the subways, go to museums, hit the tourist spots, cruise around the parks, read at the library, window-shop, watch the passers-by and panhandlers, discover architectural and design jewels nowhere to be found in guidebooks, chat with my neighbors, flitter around the apartment, delight in the variety of interesting people "normal" everyday people with experiences and knowledge to share.

Then there are my friends. Long, warm discussions abet­ ted by a bottle of beer. Small parties. Love-making.

1 remember my grand­ mother wistfully quoting the old saw, "Youth is wasted on the young." I want to prove her wrong.

The other day I said good-by to a friend who has decided to travel west. I asked him about his money situation, and he told me he was broke, but, he said, "I'm not the first and won't be the last person to see the world with an empty waOet."

That tells me something

very fundamental about our existence. And, I hope, fa«y years In the future we can rit side by side in our rocking chairs, peacefully, and never bear the bitter words, "If only I'd..,"'

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Checkout Procedures(The change is $5.00 a day for married couples. >

A continuing student MAY NOT STORE OR STAY in the OLD ROOM. If the new room cannot be moved into, you must store in Student Storage.

b. Any graduating student or student who is moving off campus for the following semester MUST MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR A ROOM CHECKOUT.

3. A ROOM CHECKOUT ENTAILS THE FOLLOW­ ING:

a. A dean and empty room. Cleaning supplies may be ob­ tained from Housekeeping. You should make ar­ rangements and clean the room early in the week as the cleaning supplies are harder to get later in the week.

b.AN APPOINTMENT TIME FOR CHECKOUT IS REQUIRED. The Housing Of­ fice will be taking appoint­ ments from 5 - 9 May, 1980, for checkouts during the week of 12 May, 1980. You may forfeit your $50.00 bousing deposit if your room is not checked out and you WILL NOT be check­ ed out without an appoint­ ment.

You must allow is minutes before and 15 minutes after the appointment time. If the checkout person is more than 15 minutes late, call the Hous­ ing Of flee, 7132.

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NO APPOINTMENT NO CHECKOUT NO REFUND

c. You most be leaving the room after the checkout. The key is to be turned in to the checkout person. NO ONE MAY REMAIN IN THE ROOM AFTER IT HAS BEEN CHECKED OUT.

These checkout procedures should help to make a smoother transition for all in­ volved. Please post this notice so that you will have a reminder of these procedures when checkout time arrives.

Thank You!

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