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TEACHING IS SOFT AND MUSHY

A. STARTLING FACTS ABOUT

TEACHING

B. WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH

C. WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH

STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING

In the last two years, the State Dept. of Education has issued more than 50,000 emergency teaching credentials.


In the last five years, there have been only 8 fully credentialed teachers for every 10 teaching positions in California’s public schools.


In California during the 2000-01 school year, 1 in 7 teachers had no credential or the wrong credential for the subject they were teaching.


20% of all new teachers quit within three years…


20% of all new teachers quit within three years…

50% quit within five years.


Those teachers who scored in the top 25% on their college entrance exams were nearly twice as likely to leave.


One-third of teachers in a nationwide poll said that they would not go into teaching if they had a chance to do it over again.


The life expectancy of a teacher is four years lower than the national average.

“Teaching is the most responsible, the least

advertised, the worst paid, and the most richly

rewarded profession in the world.”

— Ian Hay

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH

Teachers are grossly

underpaid.


TEACHERS ARE GROSSLY UNDERPAID.

Teachers earn 29% less than other

workers with B.A. degrees.



An entry level job in Silicon Valley pays as

much as a 5th year teaching position.



A beginning engineer makes $47,112 in

California while a new teacher earns $26,225.


Teaching is undervalued by society.

“Those who can, do; those who can’t,

teach.”

— George Bernard Shaw

“You don’t have to think too hard when

you talk to a teacher.”

— J. D. Salinger

“Everybody who is incapable of learning

has taken to teaching.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Education: the inculcation of the

imcomprehensible into the indifferent by

the incompetent.”

— John Maynard Keynes

“Teaching is not a lost art, but the

regard for it is a lost tradition.”

— Jacques Barzun

“One out of every three students in the United States scores

below the 34th percentile in math.”

— Bobo the Clown


Teaching is complex.

“We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the

failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate

our children.”

— John Sculley

“Teaching … is not only the hardest job

in the school, it is the hardest job there is.”

— William Glasser

“Unless one has taught, it is hard to imagine the extent of the demands made on a teacher’s

attention.”

— Charles Silberman

“People sometimes say, ‘I should like to teach if only pupils cared to learn.’ But then there would be

little need of teaching.”

— George H. Palmer


TEACHING IS COMPLEX.THE BALANCING ACT

Providing for successvs.

Providing a challenge



Computational skillsvs.

Calculator use



Traditional testsvs.

Performance tasks



Coverage of topicsvs.

Depth of understanding



Algebraic thinkingvs.

Algebra 1 for all eighth graders



Real learningvs.

Test preparation



State Standardsvs.

Common sense


Teaching is stressful.


Teaching is the third most stressful occupation on earth behind only air traffic controllers and surgeons.

“50 years ago, teachers said their top discipline problems were talking, chewing gum, making noise, and running in

the halls. ...

“The current list, by contrast, sounds like a

cross between a rap sheet and the seven

deadly sins.”

– Anna Quindlen

TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS1940

1) Talking out of turn


1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum


1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise


1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls


1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line


1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line 6) Dress code infractions


1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line 6) Dress code infractions 7) Littering


1) Drug abuse


1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse


1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy


1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide


1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape


1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape 6) Robbery


1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape 6) Robbery 7) Assault


Teaching is exhausting.

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AN ALIEN’S VIEW OF SCHOOL:

“School is a place were young people go to watch old people

work.”

“Teaching was the hardest work I had ever

done, and it remains the hardest work I have

done to date.”

– Ann Richards


Teaching is ambiguous.

EXCELLENCE IN TEACHING

1) High test scores

2) Quiet classrooms

3) Adherence to state standards

4) Use of latest curricula

5) Modern, high-tech classrooms

But what about . . . Caring for, respecting, and relating to students Believing in kids Compassion, energy,

creativity, and intelligence Inspiring life-long learning

“To be a good teacher you need to keep two things in mind simultaneously: 1) you need to reach

every student, every minute.

“and …

2) in the broad sweep of a student’s life, you are little more than a speck of sand.”

– from Possible Lives by Mike Rose

“It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.”

– Albert Einstein

“Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire.”

– William Butler Yeats


Teaching is frustrating.

“For every person wishing to teach, there are thirty not wanting to be taught.”

– W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE

SCHOOL

Clocks move more quickly during prep periods and more slowly during staff meetings.


SCHOOL

On Staff Development Days, clocks don’t move at all.


SCHOOL

The line at the copy machine is inversely proportional to the number of minutes left in your prep period.


SCHOOL

The copy machine will jam just before you need to run off an important test.

MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL

Good students move away.

MURPHY’S LAW

IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL

New students haven’t covered anything you’ve been learning.


SCHOOL

The problem child will turn out to be a school board member’s son or daughter.

MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL

Kids with colds will sneeze in your face.


SCHOOL

The disaster drill will be scheduled during your prep period.


SCHOOL

An assembly will be scheduled during the period in which you are most behind.


SCHOOL

A disaster will occur on Parent Visitation Day.


SCHOOL

When something wonderful happens in your class, nobody is there to see it.

WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH

1) Teaching requires

CREATIVITY.

2) Teaching is COMPLEX.

3) Teaching is EXCITING.

4) Teaching is SATISFYING.


5) Teaching is COMPELLING.

6) Teaching is intensely PERSONAL.

7) Teaching is FUN.

8) Teaching has a SOUL.

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Teaching requires

creativity.

“Good teachers are usually a little crazy.”

– Andy Rooney

“One can do anything, anything at all … provided with a passionate and gifted teacher.”

– Pat Conroy


Teaching is complex.

“A successful teacher needs: the education of a

college president, the executive ability of a financier,

the humility of a deacon,

the adaptability of a cameleon,

the hope of an optimist,

the courage of a hero, the wisdom of a

serpent, the gentleness of a

dove, the patience of Job,

the grace of God,and

the persistence of the Devil.”

– anonymous


Teaching is exciting.

“Perhaps teaching is really a mutual experience between the younger and the older; perhaps all there is to be learned is what they can discover between them.”

– Amanda Cross

“Teaching provides a way to stay young at heart, to maintain a lifetime of active learning. … It is in every respect a profession of hope.”

– Vito Perrone


Teaching is satisfying.

“Why teach? Why did Prometheus steal fire only to turn around and give it away? There is an inherent generosity in the human spirit – one of its faces in the face of a teacher.”

– Michael Crichton


Teaching is compelling.

“Teaching is a life sentence … 24/7.”

– Jonathan Kozol

“Love is a better master than duty.”

– Albert Einstein


Teaching is intensely personal.

“We teach more by what we are than by what we teach.”

– Will Durant

“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands who remember them for the rest of their lives.”

– Andrew Rooney


Teaching is FUN!

“To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?”

– Katharine Graham

“Teaching seems to me beyond doubt the greatest of the professions.”

– Theodore Brameld


Teaching has a soul.

“If you plan for a decade, plant a tree. If you plan for a century, teach the children.”

– anonymous

“Teachers are more than any other class the guardians of civilization.”

– Bertrand Russell

“The future of the nation is on the shoulders of teachers and how they teach kids.”

– Richard R. Green

“Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.”

– H. G. Wells

“I beg of you to stop apologizing for being a member of the most important profession in the world.”

– William G. Carr

“A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.”

– Henry Brooks Adams

“I touch the future. I teach.”

– Christa McAuliffe

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