in praise of fish

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In Praise of Fish Cats purr As they lick their fur; Horses neigh, Donkeys bray, Hounds bay At the bloody ground - Horrible sound. Barking hounds, Snapping and yapping. Tails wagging. Lions roar If they hurt their paw. Hawks squawk If they hurt their claw. But fish don't talk, Thank to Lord. Mice squeak. Sheep bleat So do goats; A frog croaks. Most birds cheep, Some screech, But fish can't speak, Thank Heavens. Unlike fish, Snakes hiss, And like it or lump it. Elephants trumpet. Pigs grunt, Flies hum, But fish are dumb, Thank God. Wolves howl, Dogs growl With a vicious snarl If you steal their meal. Piglets squeal So you know they feel While their mothers snort As they're brought to the slaughterhouse Fish don't buzz,

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In Praise of FishCats purrAs they lick their fur;Horses neigh,Donkeys bray,Hounds bayAt the bloody ground -Horrible sound.Barking hounds,Snapping and yapping.Tails wagging.Lions roarIf they hurt their paw.Hawks squawkIf they hurt their claw.But fish don't talk,Thank to Lord.Mice squeak.Sheep bleat So do goats;A frog croaks.Most birds cheep,Some screech,But fish can't speak,Thank Heavens.Unlike fish,Snakes hiss,And like it or lump it.Elephants trumpet.Pigs grunt,Flies hum,But fish are dumb,Thank God.Wolves howl,Dogs growlWith a vicious snarlIf you steal their meal.Piglets squealSo you know they feelWhile their mothers snortAs they're brought to the slaughterhouseFish don't buzz,As a queen bee does.Ducklings quack,And bulldogs snapAt the postman's boots.Owls hoot, but a fish is mute,Thank Goodness.