i want to lose my mind
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I want to lose my mind
I was in Texas last winter and I saw a bloke with a white poodle across a busy street. I remember
thinking to myself.."is this man depressed". This poor bloke walked around with his eyes to the
ground holding his dog like it was a piece of moving poo.
I decided to cross the road and venture over to this poorly dressed man.
"Excuse me sir," I asked
"Are you feeling alright?"
He looked up at me and cracked half a smile.
"I have no money, no wife and a small #%%[email protected] do you think I feel?" he replied.
I felt like an utter pig and gave the guy a massive hug in front of the many on lookers on that busy
street in Texas. To my surprise, the man grabbed my ghoulies.
"what the hell are you doing you filthy sloth" I yelled
"I see we share similar problems" the man replied.
I then kicked the man in the guts and ran off in disgust..I was then chased 100 meters down the road
into an ally way. What came next was truly amazing.............
....I fell to the ground landing badly on my right knee. I knew i was in trouble whilst laying on the
ground. I remember thinking whilst the odd man was approaching, how unfit I had become. You see,
I for the last 2 years have been addicted to a video game called World of Warcraft. It's not that I
need to play it, it's the want that gets me in most nights. My fitness before entering the world wasn't
too bad...but now Im like an overweight seal wedged between a rock and a hard place.
The balding man stood over me as I hid under my arms.
"You Fucking little piece of crap.." He yelled.
He then kicked me twice in the head. I thought I was going to die. I remember looking into the
poodles face whilst getting the white kicked out of me..He was off the leash and wagging its tail with
pleasure.
"Get off me you homeless fruitcake" I screamed. At this stage I was in a fair bit of pain. This guy was
a lot bigger than I was and giving me a pounding.
10min later I was lying in my own piss and blood while the homeless bum decides to stop and leave
the scene. I just layed there trying to work out what the hell just happened and why...I think thats
when i drifted off into a deep sleep there on the ground.
"Mister..are you ok. Wake up! Wake up!"I then opened my eyes to see this beautiful Asian lady standing over me.
"Are you alright? there is blood everywhere." she asked.
"errr Im ok..bloody sore, but ok" I answered.
"Are you from England?" She asked.
"No! Im an aussie" I replied.
"Aussie? arr you Australian" she said
"Yeh..and i wish i was back there at the moment" I said.
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The lovely lady whose name was Eva, drove me to the local medical centre. She came in with me and
made sure I got taken care of. When I go out of the doctors room, she was still there, waiting to see
if I was ok.
"Thank you so much for bringing me here Eva" I said
"I'm just happy your ok, now where can I drop you off?" she askedI told her the details of which hotel I was staying at and that I was quite happy to catch a taxi.
She wouldn't have it and insisted that she drove me.
About 10 min into the trip, I noticed we seem to be heading the wrong way.
"umm Eva, are you sure this is the way to the Beaver Hotel?" I asked
"SHUT UP" She yelled in a roaring voice.
I was shocked and speechless, I didn't know what to make of it...........
....I carefully thought of what to say next as I didn't want to get things ugly..I've never hit a woman
and sure didn't want Eva to be number 1.
"Sorry, I just thought we may be heading in a different direction to the hotel..but your the local, I'mjust a silly Aussie, there must be plenty of ways to get there." I said in a light hearted fashion.
She turned and looked at me with the scariest stare i have seen. Basically..think of a LVL 30 Gnome
(of any class) walking into Thunder Bluff pre BC. I was the gnome.
"If I tell you to shut up you worthless convict...I MEAN IT" raising her voice.
It was then she pulled out a gun and pointed at my p enis.
"I don't want to hear one more word come from your mouth or I will blow your nutz off"
By now, it is easy to assume I was stressed and fearing for my life. Where was this lady taking me
and why? My trip to Texas was turning sour quite quickly.
2 Hours into the road trip from hell I had still not uttered a word and all I got from Eva was ghastly
stares whilst stopped at traffic lights. The town we were heading into was unfamiliar to me..I was
trying to memorise objects to give descriptions to where I was so if I get the chance to escape, I
could describe where i was.
"Ok white boy, I hope you had a pull last night" She said.
I wasn't to sure if I should answer to that as I liked my nuts where they were.
3 hours into the trip and her mobile phone rang. She took the call and also took the gun off my p
enis which was a relief. I carefully listened to her conversation which got heated.
"I told you to close that account 2 days ago ricco..are you stupid as well as ugly" She yelled into thephone.
It sounded like she was in some corrupt dealings but all i could think about is where this woman was
taking me and what the hell is going to happen to me! lets just say..I was sweating like an infected
Hulkboar.
It was 3.5hrs of driving when we finally pulled up a long driveway. The front yard looked like a
jungle..weeds as tall as a Dwarf. The house was looked quite big from out the front.
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Eva turned the engine off and elbowed me in the ribs.
"No funny business when we get in here convict..you will be shot immediatley if you utter a word
without permission" She said.
I got out of the car as instructed and followed her towards the gate leading to the back yard. She
opened the gate and pushed me forward. The gate slammed behind us and we came to a holt."Before we go inside, take off your shirt and burn it" She ordered.
I was given a can of petrol and a lighter. I did what she asked...burnt the shirt and put it into a bin.
I was really nervous now..i was naked from the waist up and about to enter a house which i believed
I would not come out of.
She opened the back door and led me in, I couldn't believe what i saw and smelt...........
...Nothing could prepare me for what I saw hanging off the ceiling in the first room I entered.
The room must have been a spare room with peeling wallpaper and rotting carpet.
There, hanging by rope from a steel bar on the roof was a dead sheep...the smell was horrindous. I
dry reached as Eva pushed me into the swinging sheep."This will be you if you do not follow my instructions" she said in a forceful voice.
I started to cry with emotion as I couldn't hold back any longer..I have gone from getting my butt
kicked by a homeless man with a poodle to now being kidnapped and forced to stare at a dead
sheep hanging from a roof.
"WHY..WHY are you doing this to me? I have done nothing to you..please..i've got money..I'll give
you anything.." I pleaded
There was a silence in the room for what felt like an hour but only 20seconds.
"come with me" she said.
At this stage..i was drained..emotionally wrecked. I was certain i was going to be tortured and killed.
"Eva..please..you dont have to do this..I have a family back in Australia..a wife and 2 kids"
Eva grabbed me by the hair and though me into the room next to the sheep.
I sat in the corner of this empty and cold room..I was going out of my mind.
"What was I going to do if you spoke without permission? you have permission to answer" she said
"err ar I'm not..umm"
BANG
Eva shot my big toe with her hand gun.
"aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" I screamed in pain.
"Now take all your clothes off" she demanded
I was in pain but quickly took my shoes, socks and pants off. I stood up and waited for the nextphase in this torture game.
"Take your boxer shorts off convict, this is not primary school..all clothes off means all..unless you
want to lose your other big toe"
I slowly pulled down my boxers and threw them away. I felt so helpless and afraid.
"STAY HERE" She yelled.
She came back with a camera and took several shots of my naked body and bloody toe.
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"you have a rather small p enis convict..but i will see what it can do later maybe...I havent decided
whether to carve you up and eat you" she then burst out laughing.
"im joking...maybe i play with you a little longer and we see what happens"
I then heard the doorbell ring.
"Sit down and wait here convict..DONT make a sound."She shut the door as she made her way to the front door.
I sat in the room just crying like a drunk emo.
I had been in the room for a while when i could hear the laughing of several women. I also heard a
males voice..i couldnt make out what he was saying but he did seem angry at something.
2 min later and i could hear the voices getting clearer and coming closer.
The door knob turned and................
....The door opened and I literally pee'd on myself.
"HAHAHA" One of the three girls who entered laughed.
"Oh my god, he p i s s e d on himself" the blonde lady said.
The 3 girls who had entered the room quickly closed the door to the room. I was a mess..I was
bleeding badly from my toe..mix that with piddle and I felt like the most humilated man in texas.
The three girls consisted of a blonde, a lady with Pink hair and a dark skinned midget. Eva hadn't
entered, I think she was still with the other people that i could barely hear a few rooms away.
I thought i would go out on a limb and see if I could talk my way out of this situation to these evil
ladies while i had the chance. They were not armed and looked high as kites.
"Please, I'm begging you ladies, let me escape. I've got lots of money..please please" I pleaded.
"LOL Eva told me about your accent..I love it. What i dont like is the size of your gerkin. I am
dissapointed with Eva's choice, but none the less, Im sure the midget will make use" the blonde lady
said whilst laughing.
The three ladies then all took turns in kicking my in the head, balls, ribs, guts..everywhere!
I endured 5min of physical abuse until it stopped. The ladies without saying a word, left the room
and slammed the door behind them.
I layed there on the rotten carpet, with my face smeared with blood and p i s s. I think i blacked out
for quite a while as when i woke up, the room was pitch black. I got to my feet and headed to the
door, I could see light coming through from underneath. Just as I put my ear to the door, i bumped
into something.."Bahahabaaa"
It was a bloody live sheep!!! I was stuck in a fuking lonely, cold room with a sheep who was probally
gunna end up like his mate in the neighbouring room...WTF is all i could bounce around in my head. I
banged on the door
"Let me out you sick fuks..Let me out" I cried
10min later the door opened, the person put on the light and closed the door behind him. I looked at
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this man with a stunned and feared stare..
"your the guy with the..the poodle?" I asked
"Very clever convict..next they will guest star you in CSI you fuking fruitcake." the man replied
Alot of thoughts were running through my head..my heart was pounding through my chest as I could
not believe this man was standing before me.
"Where is Eva?" I askedI was then punched in the stomach..to which I threw up all over the poor little sheep.
"Dont ask me questions, i ask the questions" he said.
He went out of the room and came back in within a minute i rekon.
"Put these on" he said.
He threw me a bunch of clothes to wear, he also gave me a first aid kit telling me to fix up my toe. I
smelt so bad that I thought i was going to dry reach every time I breathed in.
The man then left me in the room alone with the sheep..he turned off the light on his way out. I was
at least relieved I has some clothes on..it was damn cold and I needed something to warm me up. I
layed back into the corner and drifted off to sleep.
I opened my eyes and the room was lit up with daylight..i must have slept a good 6 hours or so. My
toe was feeling numb and pain free. I looked over and the sheep was facing the wall..i'm not sure if it
was asleep or just retarded..either way i wasn't going over to comfort it.
1/2hour later and the blonde lady entered the room.
"Arr your awake my darling" she said
"yeh..what is going to happen to me?" I asked
"Dont you worry about a thing Mr. Aussie..today is going to be alot better for you"
I didn't know whether to take her seriously or not, but it did lift my spirits somewhat.
"I want you to hit the shower and clean yourself up" she said.
"Tonight is going to be a big party that Eva and Buck will be hosting and your the main
entertainment. There is going to be lots of rich people who have the most sadistic minds out
there."she explained.
"So we need you mentally & phyically clean" she said.
"what do you mean im entertainment?" I asked
"You will know more later convict..patience" she replied
The midget lady entered the room and grabbed my hand.
"C'mon big boy, your coming in the shower with me" She said.
I followed her out of the room I had been captive..I closely observed the house whilst on the way to
the bathroom. When i passed one room, I saw.................
.....to my utter horror, the room i looked into had an over weight female tied to a chair with another
dead sheep hanging above her head. The blood from the sheep was completed drained and soaked
all over this young womans face and body. Her mouth was gagged and she looked pale and tired.
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"c'mon whitey, this way" the midget said pulling me into the bathroom.
She stripped down and turned the shower on.
"get your clothes off and get in" she said.
I took my clothes off and got into the shower with the little midget.
"Who was that girl tied up?" I asked
"She will also be used for entertainment at Eva and Buck's party" she replied"so basically, she was kidnapped and tortured like myself?" I asked
The midget then went feral...she grabbed my willy and stretched it as hard as she could. She
wouldnt let go, so I smashed her head through the shower screen.
"How do you like that gnome fuker?" I yelled
She fell to the ground with blood p.i.s.s.ing down her face.
I steppped on her face with brutal force and god did it feel good..besides my toe..but the pain of that
was substituted with the face mash of the midget.
The blonde lady came rushing in to see what was happening
"What is this????" she said in a worried voice
"I ganked a gnome in the wetlands, whats it to ya b.i.t.c.h"
At this stage, i felt i had nothing to lose..they were gunna torture me anyways.
The blonde lady ran out of the room and I just sat down in the corner of the shower laughing to
myself.
The homeless lookalike buck stormed in, picked me up by my hair and dragged me across the floor.
He then threw me into the room with the plump chick.
"your fuked convict" he then left the room slamming the door behind him.
I quickly removed the scarf and billiard ball from the poor girls mouth as she was having trouble
breathing. She was in total shock...
"Are you ok?" I asked
She burst out crying.
"shoosh..keep on the quiet... Whats your name" I asked
"Natasha, who are you and whats going on?" she replied
"My name's Don and like you..im not here by choice..i have been shot in the toe and beaten badly" I
explained
"I was kidnapped by an asain lady who helped me change a tyre..im so scared" she said.
"hang in there, im gunna think of a way to escape, but for the moment we need to play along" I said.
I put the billiard ball back in her mouth and tied the scarf around her head.
Roughly 1 hour later Buck and the blonde entered the room.
"right you two, you are going to be transported from this house to my mansion in L.A. there you will
be prepared for mine and Eva's 10 year anniversiory party. It will not be going ahead tonight as
previously planned, it will be moved to next weekend. Eva will be looking after you as well as Katie
here. They will train you to withstand all kinds of pain..but more on that later" he explained
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I looked at plumpy and my heart died..i think thats when i realised i was totally out of control of the
life given to me. All sorts of thoughts ran through my head..it was more suicide thoughts than
escape now.
"In 1 hour we leave for LA and convict..dont think ive forgotten about the midget bashing..you will
pay for that in LA" Buck said"permission to speak freely" I said
"granted" buck said.
"If we play along with this sick game and do the party thing...will our lives be spared?" I asked
"If the party is a success..you will be sold and probally sent to a different country..i cannot be sure.
What i can be sure of is that you will have no choice but to follow our instructions..In LA, we have 6
rooms designed for torture, the "BLUE" room is a room you do not want to go in..if you fuk up..you
will spend a night in the blue room"
Buck then untied Natasha, kicked her in the guts and left the room along with Katie. Natasha fell to
the ground in tears..she was really having trouble coping. I dont blame her, i wasnt in a good way
myself..but I remained to stay focused to find a way out of this mess..i was not defeated yet.
1 hour passed and tash and I were marched out of the house and into a big black van. We were
shoved into the back with guns pointed at our heads.
The car started and were off to strart the road trip from hell..........
....The road trip started off quite rough on young tash. The plumpy figue could not stop crying. She
was constantly belted in the ribs with a large black baton by Blondie who had a gun to her head.
"You keep up the crying and I'll break every god damn rib in your blubber body..YOU GOT THAT?"
Blondie yelled.
Tash soon learnt to shut up and before long we came to a stop. I could only assume we were at a
servo as the windows were blacked out and the front section of the van was closed off..we were
essentially in a mobile box with the only light coming from a lantin hanging from the roof.
10min later and the van began moving again. Blondie pulled out a little green box and started singing
in German.
"Ich bin auslaunder und spreicher nicht gut deutch" she sang
Not only did I have to suffer physically abuse..i now had to endure horrible singing in a language that
I couldnt understand.
Tash then opened the green box.
"Ok Children" She said"We are gunna make this road trip a bit more interesting..hold out your hands" she demanded.
She then gave both Tash and I two pills each.
"What are these?" I asked
"Pop them and enjoy the ride convict..your gunna need the resistance these pills give to physically
pain. Im doing you a favour" She said
Tash threw them down her throat without a second thought
"I don't do drugs..I'll take the pain the natural way, thanks all the same" I said
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"You will take the pills or I will wrap barbed wire around this baton and shove it deep into your anal
passage..its your choice"
Needless to say, I took the pills.
20min later and I began to feel numb and light headed..my sensors started tingerling. I was feeling
pretty good."I'm feeling like a gummy bear..do I have purple boobs?" Tash asked in a silly little voice.
I think the pills had well and truely kicked into Tash's system.
"haha you fat fuk..that is what im talking bout!" Blondie said in a gankster style
"KILL ME KILL ME I dont care..lol the world is nothing but a fuk hole" Tash said
"Not yet my darling, but hold onto that thought" Blondie replied
20min on and Tash would not shut up..from gummy bears to strawberry short cakes..this girl was
out of her mind. Blondie was having a great old time while i was trying to stop grinding my teeth.
"I want to do something to convict" tash said giggling.
I shook my head in disbelief.
"oohh what does plump want to do to the covict?" Blondie asked
"I want to chomp on his meatrod..i wanna taste one more cok before im tortured and
killed...lol..KILL ME KILL ME I couldnt give a crap you ugly blonde @**!#" Tash said whilst swaying
back & forth.
She was heavily affected by the drugs..it was making her crazy.
"well this oughta be good viewing" Blondie said with a wide grin
I was then ordered to take off my pants and place my hands behind my head.
"I will not do this..Tash you are high on drugs and not thinking straight" I said
Problem was..i was starting to feel the effects as well. All physical pain had gone and my mind was
racing at a hundred miles an hour.
"you will take your pants off convict or I'll shoot you" Blondie said
I did what was asked and layed backed with my hands behind my head. In a way I was looking
forward to this as the pills had kicked in..i was on cloud nine.
"Arrr you fukin mole..arrr get offf" I screamed in pain
The plumpster had taken a lighter and burnt the knob of my p.e.n.i.s.
"WTF??? why did you do that?" I asked
Both ladies were laughing their arse off..I cant believe I was now the subject of torture from a fellow
victim.
I passed out from the drugs and pain of the burnt p.e.n.i.s..I suppose a pyroblast to the rod would do
that to anyone.
When I woke up I had my pants back on and a very sore knob. I looked over and saw Plumpy asleep.
"how was your nap?" Blondie asked.
"oh tremendous..thanks for asking" I said sarcastically
"dont worry convict, we are neally there" Blondie replied
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2 hours later and the car stopped..this time i knew we were there. The back doors flung open and
we were blind folded and hand cuffed. Plumpy was still high as a kite.
"Wee Wee where are we..I like pee..im gunna sh1t in my mouth wee wee" she ranted.
*BANG*
I couldnt see what was going on but it sounded like Plumpy got knocked out with a basebal bat..itdefintley shut her up whatever it was.
We got to the front door and pushed inside. The blindfolds were removed and there in front of us
was Eva.
"Oh Convict..look at you..you look like sh1t" Eva said
"Thank you" I replied
Everyone laughed except plumpy..she was out cold.
"OK..dump plumpy into the rumpus room. I wanna give convict a private tour of the mansion"
Eva siad with a grin on her
...I follwed Eva as she led me around the mansion. This was an amazing place. It was the type of
house Donald Trump would live in. The paintings on the walls looked like they were probally worth a
million dollars each.
So far I had seen 10 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms and 2 kitchens.
"What do you think convict?" Eva asked
I didn't answer as I was still extremly mad with Eva for getting me into this whole mess.
"haha you can ignore me, but you can't escape from me..I promise you that limp dik" she said
I then passed a room which had 2 kids playing a PC in...I stopped at the room for a second but was
quickly whisked away by Eva.
"Are they your kids?" I asked
"They are bucks children to another wife..i dont have any children" she said
After the grand tour i was given a shower and new clothes followed by a hot meal. I scoffed down
the meal like I just recovered from an eating disorder. It was roast lamb, potatos drowned in
gravy..bloody awesome.
My mood was starting to get better. Its amazing what a new surrounding, a hot meal and no physical
abuse can do to a person.
Just after lunch I was locked inside a bedroom where plumpy was sleeping. She was still recoveringfrom the belting she got from the baton. I then thought i would catch some shut eye myself.
"Get up!" the midget yelled
I remember opening my eyes and looking at the midget thinking 'oh s.h.i.t'. She had servere bruising
on her face and gave me a look of hate and anger.
"umm can i talk to you?" I asked the little human
"I have nothing to say to you other than you will get whats coming to you" she replied
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"I am so sorry for what happened in the shower..you cannot possibly understand what it is like to be
in my position." I said
The little halfling then got into a rage again..she charged me and started punching me. It was kind of
funny..I pretended to sound like i was being hurt..but really, all I wanted to do was burst out
laughing.
Eva then came into the room and broke it up.
"Let me beat him up and make him pay for what he did to me" midget said
"No, there will be time for that later" Eva said
The midget walked out of the room complaining under her breath.
Plumpy and I were then shown the bar and was allowed to start drinking. The bar was awesome, like
something straight out of a pub. I poured myself a bourbon and skulled it..man did it go down sweet.
Plumpy made herself a cocktail.
"We are going out for a while, the house is locked and there are cameras all over the joint..do not try
anything funny or I will pour acid on your faces and make you eat rat poison" Eva said.
The torturers left and Plump and I remained at the bar.
"So where are you from Tash?" I asked
"Boston, I went to Texas to meet a guy I had met on the internet. I didn't get as far as to meet him
thanks to Eva" she said
"Dont worry, I'm gunna get us out of here or die trying" I said
"So why were you in Texas? thats along way from Australia" she asked.
"I won a trip to texas from a gameshow called Family fued. In that game, you go in with a team and
have the chance to take home a large amount of cash. My team won, but instead of the gameshow
giving us cash, we all received tickets to go overseas. The host 'Bert Newton told us that the show
was going broke due to ratings and all they could give us were travel tickets." I replied
"wow, so basically you have been sent to your death from a gameshow" She said.
"Yep, my wife and kids are still in Texas..they will be freaking out" i said while choking back tears.
1 hour had passed and still no sign of Eva and company. I was staring to get pretty drunk..
"Wait here Tash, Im gunna have a look around" I said
"Be careful, remeber the cameras are everywhere" she said
I started looking into each room..I then got to the room where the 2 kids were in. They were still
there on the PC.
"hello" I saidThe kids turned around and almost crapped their pants
"what are you doing?" one of the boys asked.
He then pulled out a gun and pointed it at me
"hey hey..im not here to hurt you, I just wanted to introduce myself" I said
The boy put down the gun and told me of how him and his brother were not allowed to go out
much..didn't go to school and how they had witnessed numerous tortures and killings.
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To my relief, I saw that the boys were playing world of Warcraft. I thought this might be my way to
get these kids on my side.
"So which one of you noobs can nelf dance in real life?" i asked
The boys broke into laughter and looked generally excited that i knew about the game.
"Do you play?" they asked
"You bet I do, may I show you my charachters?" I askedI logged into my account and chose my priest charachter.
I showed the guys the flying mount and some of the new zones in the outlands. They hadn't got the
BC yet and were interested in seeing so new content.
"Hey guys, can you check on the plumpy chick, she was snooping around before..i wouldnt trust her
if it was my house" I said
The two boys left the room and as quickly as i could, I whispered my good mate to let him know
what was happening to me. I was unable to give him the location but i gave him as many details
about Eva and her crew as I could.
"The fat b.i.t.c.h. is still at the bar drinking" the boys said upon return
"ahhh ok.." I said
I quickly logged off my charachter and got back to the log in screen.
"I want to play your charachter" the boy said.
I left the room and went back to Tash, she was looking tipsy.
"What have you been doing?" She asked
"I have tapped into a PC game and sent out a request for help, World of Warcraft is going to be the
key to our escpae" I said
I got tash up to speed with what WoW was. All though I couldnt give my mate the location of where
we were, I was at least happy someone knew that i was in trouble.
Eva and the gang returned. They brought in with them a whole heap of powertools including a
chainsaw, angle grinder and a blow torch.
"I hope you two have behaved, I am going to review the video footage now, stay here and drink up
people" Eva said
My heart missed a couple of beats..i knew that when she saw i was in the boys room, i was a goner.
Eva and Buck came out of the reviewing room and headed straight for me.
"Your coming with me" buck said
He grabbed me by the hair and started pulling me across the floor. Eva was kicking me in the ribsand punched me twice in the head.
"You have earnt the right to spend tonight in the blue room, congratulations" Eva said
Buck opened the door to the blue room and pushed me inside.
"OMFG" I screamed................
...I screamed as i looked around the room.
"Sweet dreams" Eva said, then slamming the door shut.
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The smell in the room was unbearable. There was 5 dead bodies stacked up on a butchers table in
the back left corner. There was 2 dead sheep in the other corner. Blue lights were flashing
constantly. One of the dead bodies severed head was lying in the centre of the room. There was a
ladder and a shelf section on one of the walls. I could hardly breathe with all the rotting death
around me..I also noticed that there was a huge black window and 4 small doors in the room.
All of a sudden the blue room lit up..the brightness was peircing to the eyes. Music then began to
play, It was some kind of heavy metal I'de never heard before.
I was begining to freak out..all kinds of traps were layed out on the floor..rabbit traps, broken glass
and needles scattered everywhere. I didnt know where to stand or what to do..
About 45min later my feet were hurting, so I decided to sit on the ground and cry..The smell had
made me throw up 6 times already. I was seriously contemplating on taking my own life. I looked at
one of the needles and the broken glass and my mind started to wonder.
Just before i started drifting off into a dark and lonely sleep, the black window became clear. Behind
it was a group of people in suits all seated and focusing on me. The music stopped and a voice came
over the speakers
"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from the land down under..I give you CONVICT" the voice said
One of the small doors then opened and out came what looked like a pit bull terrier. The dog was
rampart and running towards me. I quickly climbed the ladder and jumped on the shelf. It wasn't a
very stable shelf but it got me out of reach of the dog.
The poor dog then got one of his legs stuck in a rabbit trap. I looked over at the people through the
window and saw all the sick bastards laughing and cheering. What sort of people would enjoy
watching this?
I couldnt just watch this poor dog suffer, so I jumped down and tried to free the dog. The dog was
eratic and started to lash at me..it bit me twice to the pleasure of the crowd. But i managed to settle
the dog down and free its leg. It then bolted back through the door which automatically closed.
I then went up to the window screaming foul language.
"You fuking sadisic fuks..Im gunna kill every last one of you" I yelled
I started smashing the window and letting rip with all kinds of dribble that drunk emos spit at their
haters.
The second door opened and out came a...............
The second door opened and out came a man fully covered in a thick rubber wet suit. He looked like
an alien. He was carrying a sealed wooden box which he placed on the ground.
He started walking towards me and then the music began to play again. I picked up a piece of glass
and held it up like a knife. I was now working off pure instinct and adrenaline was pumping through
my veins.
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"This ladies & Gentlemen is act 2...brought to you by Samsung. Buck and I would like to thank all at
Samsung for sponsoring this act tonight" Eva said over the speaker.
I looked over to the window and saw a new group of people enter the watching room..Probally
Samsung big wigs. I was now fully fuelled with hate and anger. I now had no fear of death and was
willing to go out swinging.
The alien man came towards me and I went to stab him. I could only manage to cut him which didnt
even pierce the wet suit. He punched me in the face, grabbed me by the throat and forced me to the
ground. He then proceeded to strip me naked. I just kept screaming: "Kill me you fuk..Just kill me"
I layed on the ground naked with glass, needles and other materials scratching and damaging my
skin. I looked up at the ceiling and started to think of life after death. Minutes later and the alien
man stood over me just staring.
He then went and grabbed the wooden box. It was quite a large box.
"Get on your knees" the man yelled
He then slid the lid of the box off. He walked up to the window and showed the crowd what was in
it. Of course they all cheered and carried on like drunken lunatics.
Alien man placed the box on the ground in front of me. There was now a mesh covering the box and
very obvious what was inside. He ripped off a part of the mesh and slammed my head into the box
full of bees. He held me down for about a minute before whipping me back up. I had bees in my
ears, stings all over my face but didnt let any in my mouth. The pain was bad but I was getting
immune to the pain of the stings.
Id be guessing there were 500 bees in that box which were all flying around the room..Alot of them
stinging the crap out of me. Alien man then pushed me to the ground. He spread my bum cheeks
apart and started inserting bees into my poo hole. I think he managed to shove what felt like 30-40
bees up there. I briefly fainted from the pain.
My whole body began to swell..I could only just see out of my eyes. I was crying in agony. 5 min later
the alien man brought in smoke machines which started getting the bees out of that 2nd door. I just
layed on the floor in terrible pain.
"Thank you people. We are going to have a 2hr break while our subject recovers somewhat. Please
feel free to sample any beverages or drugs from the bar. Next act will be the feature act involving
subject 2 - Plumpy" Eva said.
The alien man took his box and left the room. Then out came some medical people to look me over.
I couldn't even speak..my whole body was numb. The main door opened and in came the plumpster.
"What happened to you??? what is going to happen to us??" She asked.....
... I couldn't answer plumpy as my face was still swollen like an oversized bowling ball. The medics
were trying their best to fasten my recovery but I was just in so much pain. They gave me a shot
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which eased the pain briefly. It felt like a renew and I wanted more.
"Give me another shot..please" I begged
They complied and all was looking good.
"What have they done to you convict?" Plumpy asked again
I told her everything that had happened to me in the blue room thus far. She naturally broke downemotionally and threw up all over herself.
"Just stay strong, we are gunna get through this" I said in a convincing tone
"I cant take anymore..I want to die" She said
The healers left the room after putting some clothes back on me. Plumpy and I then sat for about an
hour or so just trying to get each other through. Looking through the window, I could see that the
rich sadists were getting back into their seats..They looked high as kites.
"Ladies & Gentlemen, the feature act will begin in 15min. Please take your seats" Eva announced
I got up and headed to the window. I pulled my pants down and began to urinate on the window.
This amused me to no end. It felt like the only small victory I've had since this ordeal started. I
wanted to show these priks that I could handle anything they threw at me. After I finished my
business, I spat on the window and laughed.
The 3rd small door opened and 2 masked men entered the blue room. They wasted no time in
making both Plumy and I lay on our backs side by side. One of the men pulled out a large (and I
mean large) needle. The needle was full of some kind of liquid. This needle had a tube at the end of
it as opposed to a thin prik.
They then shoved the tube end of the needle into plumpy's mouth. 6 inches went into her throat.
The man then began to squeeze the fluid into her mouth.
"What you are seeing ladies & gentlemen is plumpy receiving spinal cord fluid taking from a dead
motor car accident victim." Eva said
Plumpy went white and tried to struggle but couldnt move. I screamed out but was silenced by the
other man. The man then pulled down plumpy pants to reveal that she had crapped and p issed
herself. That fluid would make even the toughest of people horribly sick.
The man then took the large needle out of her mouth. It must have been like glue as she tried to
throw up but couldn't. The man then inserted the needle into her V-agina and began to squeeze thefluid again. After 3 min the other man took out a thread & needle and began to sew her V-agina flaps
together. This looked extremely painful as blood was everywhere. Plumpy had passed out, which
was probably a good result for her.
They layed her back down and turned to me. My whole body was in shock...I could hardly breathe.....
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By this point by mind was racing, imagining all manner of gruesome tortures that awaited me.. I
mean they sewed up plumpies lady bits and she had barely done anything wrong. I kicked the crap
out of a gnome, an angry gnome that wanted revenge.. I was certain that my end would be horrible
and incredibly painful.
I looked frantically around the room trying to create an elaborate escape plan. What would McGyverdo? How can I put this with that and somehow get the hell out of here with my balls in tact?
I could hear faint chatter in the next room which got louder and became a commotion, Eva was
shouting at someone in another language but everyone once and a while the word convict would
be said. It was obvious they were talking about me.
The guy in the wetsuit had left the room about 15 minutes ago and Natasha was clinging on to life
while blood continued to pour from her wounds. It was obvious that she didnt have much time left.
The onlookers were looking nervous, restless and the Samsung reps were nowhere to be seen.
Something was up and I was certain that this was the final certain call.
The shouting continued but with more people involved. My body, given a small reprieve started to
remember the pain it had felt as excruciating bolts of pain stormed up my legs and into my chest.
The waves of pain were overwhelming. Trying to concentrate on my surroundings I tried to listen to
Eva - then the others - then Eva. I looked to Natasha, the panicked executives, the bloodied corpses,
the tiny door.
Just as the wet suit man returned there was an almighty crack, a bang and then a thud.
The lights went out in the blue room.