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  • 1. Wedding Day Lake Carl BlackwellStillwater, OK 10:00 a.m. Guests Arrive

2. 10:30 a.m. Photo shoot with bride and the cute sister.Guess which one is which. 3. Bride Mother of Bride Daughter of Bride Daughter of Daughter of Bride Grooms mistress/niece 4. Bride Groom Special Note Notice grip around childs larynx. Keeps him from yelling Youre not may daddy! 5. 11:30 Limo Arrives 6. Honestly, what wedding wouldnt be complete without a catfish shaped cake? Not one, not two, not three, but 6 countem 6!! PIES 7. Sacrificial Altar? 8. More people would have signed the guestbook, but when they saw X as one of the names, they all thought they had already signed. 9. Where do I begin? I dont know whats more scary,This guy? Or the fact that hes wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!! Hes ready for huntin or a board meetin at a moments notice!! 10. Pops explanin the family tree to the clergyman. No, no, theyre just 1 stcousins 11. Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl. 12. 13. Hurry the tide is going out. 14. Ahh, the traditional Throwing of the Bouquet ofLakegrass and Cat Tails Notice the usher havin a smoke on the campsite crapper. 15. Her vows: I promise to clean yer fish. You kill it. Ill grill it Ill love, honor and obey you, so you dont punch me in the face. I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night.His vows:I promise to be home at least once a week.I promise to drink light beer while I drive I promise not to make your mom pull my finger. 16. I now pronounce you husband and wife! Yall go have fun now ya hear! 17. Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings.. 18. Next on Maury DNAtests will prove one of these men is this boys daddy. 19. The Mad Dog 20/20 toast. 20. Whens the vote for coolest mullet ever?Hes thinkin What are you a moron? Safety Orange after Labor Day? Idiot!!! GAWD!! 21. This cake was made to scale Theres HUGEDUCKS in Stillwater. 22. Why am I hearing the theme from Deliverance?. 23. Well Hoooodeee!!! Im just cookin up a pot of possum belly stew. I hit a family of em on the way up here. 24. Just Redneck Married