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4 Thursday , February 14, 2013 Springboro Sun I don ’tknow how famil iaryou arewith Reddit , the soci al pl at form wh ich can be fascinating or totall y of fensive. Jokes, ori gin al artwo rk, sex ual innuen do, pho- tos , discussions of spa ce,science andpol- it ic s ar e some of th e fu n ca te gori es th at wil l cha ll enge you r psyche . Re c en t ly ,a us er po sed th e fo ll owi ng que sti on to doc tor s, nurses, pol ice , par a- me di cs , e tc .: “ Did yo u ev er he ar a de at h  bed confession and what was it?” More than 8,000 people re sponded. Ther e was one whe re a la dy ca me in to th e ER fr om an automobi le acci dent and ne eded sur- ge r y. Be fo re she went in to OR, she to ld th e nur se th at s he h ad a chi ld be fo re s he me t her husband and wa nt ed hi m toknow tha t ifthat chi ld ever came loo king forher tolet hi m knowshewas sorrythat she put hi m up for adopti on and that she thought about hi m and lo ve d hi m ev e ry da y. Sh e re co ver ed fr om th e ac ci de nt an d was rel eas ed.The nur se hop ed she was abl e to  build the courage to tell her husband. Ano the r was ab ou t a so n tha t vo lu n- tee red to donate ti ssue aft er hisfathe r had a ma ss ive he a rt a tt a c k. Co mp ar abil it y te s ts wer e req ui red be for e it co ul d be a cc omp li she d. Th e doc to r c am e in and to ldtheyoungmantha t hecouldnotbe a do no r be ca us e th er e was no mat ch , he was not even related. Thetissu e was ob taine d from an ot he r . The so n who wr o te th e pi e ce went on to sa y, “I ne ve r  to ld hi m in my he ar t he smy da d fo r- ever. Another from a lady that had a 24- year -oldcousin who died aftertwo doubl e lung tr anspla nt s fr om a long batt le wi th cys tic fibr osi s. The onl y spot on her bod y not br ui sed or co ve re d wi th tube s wa s on her cheek. So I rubbed her cheek and  shared sto rie s of my tr avels to Af ric a and Scotla nd utt eri ng I’ll do everythi ng I can for yo u. She opened her eyes and smil ed an d the n cl os ed the m ag ai n. Sh e die d a fe w da ys lat er aft er the seco nd tra nsplan t. She lo ve d but te r fl ie s and ta lk ed about them al l the ti me. Si nce she passed , I’ ve ha d them la nd on me wi th st ra nge re gu- lar it y alloverthe wo rld . She s wit h me I’ m li vi ng for both of us. Very upli ftin g after perusi ng the hatr ed often found on Hate Book, err, Face Boo k. I was thinki ng with yest er da y  being Ash Wednesday and Easter coming up in M ar ch ho w J es us d ie d o n th e cr os s  because the crowd said, “Kill him!” That same cro wd li ves tod ay , dont the y? Thoma s Je ffe rson sa id , “Banki ng est abl ish men ts are mor e danger ous tha n st andi ng armies. And you thought yo u were theonly onethat felt that way . Hi st or y h as a way of gi vi ng th e soul th at wo nder ful perspect iv e that some things ne v er chang e. I th in k it s impo rt ant to note that Tom ma de that statement ri ght af te r be in g tur ne d do wn for th e fo ur t h time on aspecial issue Boston Tea Pa rt y” Vis a c ard. Toms cr edit rat in g (490) became so ta rnished that he had to  buy his horses at “Freedom Bell’ s Used Horses and Buggies” Buy He re Pa y He re Corr al . I read inte re st ra tes we re as much as 4 perc ent back then for bad cr edit . On ly 60 da ys le ft to file yo ur in come tax or seek shel te r in a thir d worl d coun- try. If onl y the re we resecond wo rldcoun- tr ie s. Third wor ld is just too far do wn the ladder. I was doi nga tee n da nc e a few wee ks  back, struggling in my mind to remember the hott est, cutest gi rl in my ei ghth gra de class. A couple of hours late r af ter arr iv- ing home , I gr a bb ed a n i c e wat er , my BP meds and sett led do wn to relax for about 30 minu te s be fo re he ad ing of f to be d. Fli ppi ng thr oug h the cha nne ls, all I could fi nd was an old historic episode of  Seinfeld fr om wa y back in the 90’ s. Only seconds went by when George hit the BINGO butt on for me by me nt ioni ng the na me Bl anch It al l c am e r a ci ng ba ck to me Bl anch Al berts wa s her na me, wh at a number ev ery guy at Derb y Juni or Hi gh inBirmingham, Mich. had eyes for  Bl anch. You ha ve to guess that she went on to be a supe r s ta r d oin g some t hi n g or  th at s he ma rrie d you ng a nd h ad se ve n ki ds and no w wor ks at the Waf fl e House do ing waf fles an d co ffe e to he lp mak e ends meet. Re runs pop up li ke that ev ery now and the n dont the y? Here ar e a fe w shows being rele ased in the coming mon ths on Tunnel Vi sion: One Wor ld One Cl e an se r (Is thi s a  plot?) Same Haircut for Everyone Mov ement (T Part y extr emist s?) Homo Sap ien s Tha t Weep (T oo muc h emotion for me) I’ve go t to ru n an d pi ck up my Neh ru  jacket from the cleaners. I want to look sharpwhe n Lucyand I goout tocel ebra te Valentines Day tonight. Happy Valentine’ s day , everyone! [email protected] Have you read Reddit lately? MERGE WRIGHT B y Don W right  Times Columnist By DOUG SKINNER Editor [email protected] DAYTON — Jose Nieves was introduced as the seventh manag- er in the 14-year history of the Dayton Dragons last week.  Nieves said he is excited to come to the Dragons because he has heard a great deal about the organization and its fans. “I feel great to be part of that,” he said. Because of its operation and fan  base, it is the closes to a major-league atmosphere that a player can experience. He said he is excited about the potential roster that is being discussed. “It has a chance to be a very special team.” While he wants to have a winning team, “the main goal is to develop players,” Nieves said. “This is a business.” The way a min0r-league system is run is a huge part of making a major- league team successful, he said. As far as his managerial style is concerned, Nieves said he likes to play “small ball … I like to be aggressive. Every single guy in the line up counts.” Pitching and defense are very impor- tant, he said. He said he will teach players how to play baseball the right way. “I’m up to the challenge … I can assure you that we’re going to act like pros.”  Nieves, 37, brings three years of experience as a manager in the Cincinnati Reds organization. He managed the Reds’ Arizona League team for the last two seasons. Previously he served as manager of the Reds’ affiliate in the Venezuelan Summer League. He played shortstop during a five-year major league career. He spent parts of three seasons with the Chicago Cubs from 1998- 2000 and was a member of the Anaheim Angels in 2001-02. He  played on the Angel s’ 2002 wor ld championship team. He was born in Venezuela and now makes his home in the Phoenix, Ariz. area. “Jose Nieves is a tremendous worker who is devoted to devel- oping our young players, said Jeff Graupe, the Reds’ director of  player de velopment. “Josey’ s experiences in the game allow him to relate to players of all ages, and his high baseball IQ is shown through the quality of his in-game managing.” Tony Fossas and Alex Pelaez will be the Dragons’ pitching and hitting coaches, respectively. Fossas returns to Dayton after serving as the Dragons’ pitch- ing coach from 2009-11. He was the pitching coach at Billings last year. He spent 12 years in the major leagues as a left-handed relief  pitcher . He appeared in 567 games mostly with the Boston Red Sox, St. Louis Cardinals and Milwaukee Brewers. Pelaez is starting his fifth year as a hitting coach in the Reds’ organization. He served at Billings in 2012 and held the same  position for the Gulf Coast League Reds in 2009. He is in his third season as the Dragons’ hit ting coach. He was a third baseman for the San Diego Padres in 2002. Jose Nieves Nieves named Dragons manager COLUMBUS — State Senator Shannon Jones (R–Springboro)  joined fellow women legislators in the fight against women’ s number one killer, heart disease. The women united to raise awareness for the disease, which affects approximately 42 mil- lion women in the United States. “More women die of cardiovascular disease than all forms of cancer combined,” said Jones. “Women’s heart disease symp- toms are different from men’s and are often hidden or misun- derstood. To gether we can educate our daughters, sisters, moth- ers and friends about heart disease prevention and treatment. This is the 10th year of the Go Red For Women movement. As a result of increased awareness and research, more than 627,000 women have been saved from heart diseases and 330 fewer are dying each day. Shannon Jones wears red  Essex offers free tax preparation

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CENTERVILLE —  For the

10th year, Essex and  

Associates, a regionalaccount ing f irm located at

7501 Paragon Road, has

announced it will again be

offering free tax preparation

services and advice for single

mothers and widows. Essex

explains that over the years

this has helped thousands of 

women and thei r f amil ies,

many of whom have been

especially challenged by the

recession. Last yearalone they

helped over 500 women.

(Additionally, Essex is asking

other businesses to donate gift

cards for this program, which

will be given to the women

they will be assisting.Participating companies will

 be placed on a preferred ven-

dor list.)

“This offer comes without

any strings at all, and we are

very pleased to be able to pro-

vide this needed communityservice, especially with all the

ongoing tax changes,” noted 

company president and  

Vandali a resident Wayne

Essex. “All we ask is that

recipients give a donation if 

they can, so that we can help

even more people.”

One woman who has been

helped by this program for  

several years is Springboro

resident Li sa Woodward.

“Essex is very professional,

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and is very responsive,”

Woodward said. “They have

not only helped me, but have

helped my two children withtheir returns as well. I would-

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I don’tknow how familiaryou arewith

Reddit, the social platform which can be

fascinating or totally offensive. Jokes,

original artwork, sexual innuendo, pho-

tos, discussions of space,science andpol-

itics are some of the fun categories that

will challenge your psyche.

Recently, a user posed the followingquestion to doctors, nurses, police, para-

medics, etc.: “Did you ever hear a death

 bed confession and what was it?” More

than 8,000 people responded. There was

one where a lady came into the ER from

an automobile accident and needed sur-

gery. Before she went in to OR, she told 

the nurse that she had a child before she

met her husband and wanted him toknow

that ifthat child ever came looking forher 

tolet him knowshewas sorrythat she put

him up for adoption and that she thought

about him and loved him every day. She

recovered from the accident and was

released.The nurse hoped she was able to

 build the courage to tell her husband.

Another was about a son that volun-

teered to donate tissue after hisfather had 

a massive heart attack. Comparability

tests were required before it could be

accomplished. The doctor came in and 

toldtheyoungmanthat hecouldnotbe a

donor because there was no match, he

was not even related. The tissue was

obtained from another. The son who

wrote the piece went on to say, “I never 

told him … in my heart he’s my dad for-

ever.

Another from a lady that had a 24-

year-old cousin who died aftertwo double

lung transplants from a long battle with

cystic fibrosis. The only spot on her body

not bruised or covered with tubes was on

her cheek. So I rubbed her cheek and 

shared stories of my travels to Africa and 

Scotland uttering I’ll do everything I can

for you. She opened her eyes and smiled 

and then closed them again. She died a

few days later after the second transplant.

She loved butterflies and talked about

them all the time. Since she passed, I’ve

had them land on me with strange regu-

larity alloverthe world. She’s with me …

I’m living for both of us.

Very uplifting after perusing the hatred 

often found on Hate Book, err, Face

Book. I was thinking with yesterday

 being Ash Wednesday and Easter coming

up in March how Jesus died on the cross

 because the crowd said, “Kill him!” Thatsame crowd lives today, don’t they?

Thomas Jeff erson said, “Banking

establishments are more dangerous than

standing armies.” And you thought you

were the only one that felt that way.

History has a way of giving the soul that

wonderful perspective that some things

never change. I think it’s important to

note that Tom made that statement right

after being turned down for the four th

time on a special issue “Boston Tea

Par ty” Visa card. Tom’s credit rating

(490) became so tarnished that he had to

 buy his horses at “Freedom Bell’s Used 

Horses and Buggies” Buy Here Pay Here

Corral. I read interest rates were as much

as 4 percent back then for bad credit.

Only 60 days left to file your income

tax or seek shelter in a third world coun-

try. If only there were second worldcoun-

tries. Third world is just too far down the

ladder.

I was doing a teen dance a few weeks

 back, struggling in my mind to remember the hottest, cutest girl in my eighth grade

class. A couple of hours later after arriv-

ing home, I grabbed an ice water, my BP

meds and settled down to relax for about

30 minutes before heading off to bed.

Flipping through the channels, all I could 

f ind was an old historic episode of  

Seinfeld from way back in the 90’s. Only

seconds went by when George hit the

BINGO button for me by mentioning the

name Blanch It all came racing back to

me Blanch Alberts was her name, what a

number every guy at Derby Junior High

in Birmingham, Mich. had eyes for  

Blanch. You have to guess that she went

on to be a super star doing something or 

that she married young and had seven

kids and now works at the Waffle House

doing waffles and coffee to help make

ends meet. Reruns pop up like that every

now and then don’t they?

Here are a few shows being released in

the coming months on Tunnel Vision:

• One World One Cleanser (Is this a

 plot?)

• Same Haircut for Everyone

Movement (T Party extremists?)

• Homo Sapiens That Weep (Too much

emotion for me)

I’ve got to run and pick up my Nehru

 jacket from the cleaners. I want to look 

sharpwhen Lucyand I goout tocelebrate

Valentine’s Day tonight. Happy

Valentine’s day, everyone!

[email protected]

Have you read Reddit lately?MERGE WRIGHT

B

y Don W

right 

TimesColumnist

By DOUG SKINNER

Editor

[email protected]

DAYTON — Jose Nieves was introduced as the seventh manag-

er in the 14-year history of the Dayton Dragons last week.

 Nieves said he is excited to come to the Dragons because he

has heard a great deal about the organization and its fans. “I feel

great to be part of that,” he said. Because of its operation and fan

 base, it is the closes to a major-league atmosphere that a player 

can experience.

He said he is excited about the potential roster that is being

discussed. “It has a chance to be a very special team.”While he wants to have a winning team, “the main goal is to

develop players,” Nieves said. “This is a business.” The way a

min0r-league system is run is a huge part of making a major-

league team successful, he said.

As far as his managerial style is concerned, Nieves said he

likes to play “small ball … I like to be aggressive. Every single

guy in the line up counts.” Pitching and defense are very impor-

tant, he said.

He said he will teach players how to play baseball the right

way. “I’m up to the challenge … I can assure you that we’re

going to act like pros.”

 Nieves, 37, brings three years of experience as a manager in

the Cincinnati Reds organization. He managed the Reds’ Arizona

League team for the last two seasons. Previously he served as

manager of the Reds’ affiliate in the Venezuelan Summer 

League.

He played shortstop during a five-year major league career. He

spent parts of three seasons with the Chicago Cubs from 1998-2000 and was a member of the Anaheim Angels in 2001-02. He

 played on the Angels’ 2002 world championship team.

He was born in Venezuela and now makes his home in the

Phoenix, Ariz. area.

“Jose Nieves is a tremendous worker who is devoted to devel-

oping our young players, said Jeff Graupe, the Reds’ director of 

 player development. “Josey’s experiences in the game allow him

to relate to players of all ages, and his high baseball IQ is shown

through the quality of his in-game managing.”

Tony Fossas and Alex Pelaez will be the Dragons’ pitching and 

hitting coaches, respectively.

Fossas returns to Dayton after serving as the Dragons’ pitch-

ing coach from 2009-11. He was the pitching coach at Billings

last year.

He spent 12 years in the major leagues as a left-handed relief 

 pitcher. He appeared in 567 games mostly with the Boston Red 

Sox, St. Louis Cardinals and Milwaukee Brewers.

Pelaez is starting his fifth year as a hitting coach in the Reds’organization. He served at Billings in 2012 and held the same

 position for the Gulf Coast League Reds in 2009. He is in his

third season as the Dragons’ hitting coach.

He was a third baseman for the San Diego Padres in 2002.

Jose Nieves

Nieves namedDragons manager

COLUMBUS — State Senator Shannon Jones (R–Springboro)

 joined fellow women legislators in the fight against women’s

number one killer, heart disease. The women united to raise

awareness for the disease, which affects approximately 42 mil-

lion women in the United States.

“More women die of cardiovascular disease than all forms of 

cancer combined,” said Jones. “Women’s heart disease symp-

toms are different from men’s and are often hidden or misun-

derstood. Together we can educate our daughters, sisters, moth-

ers and friends about heart disease prevention and treatment.”

This is the 10th year of the Go Red For Women movement. As

a result of increased awareness and research, more than 627,000

women have been saved from heart diseases and 330 fewer are

dying each day.

Shannon Jones wears red 

Essex offers free tax preparation

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