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Master Of Ceremonies Welcome'Good evening ladies and gentleman, friends and loved ones, welcome to Winona and Derek's Nuptial Dinner Reception. Myname is Robert, and I have been asked by our lovely bride, the former Miss Walker, now Mrs Winona McGregor & her husbandDerek, to be your Emcee tonight and they would like to extend their thanks for attending their nuptial celebrations tonight.''Dinner will commence very soon, so we ask that everyone make their way to their seats and make your selves comfortable as webegin our celebration with a wedding prayer.'

A WEDDING PRAYERLord, behold our family here assembled.We thank you for this place in which we dwell,for the love that unites us,for the peace accorded us this day,for the hope with which we expect the morrow,for the health, the work, the food,and the bright skies that make our lives delightful;for our friends in all parts of the earth.AmenRobert Louis Stevenson

Introduction of the Wedding Party

Parents of the Bride

`Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. Please be on your feet as we welcome the bridal party. Put your hands together for our hosts,the mother and father of the bride. As you all know, the day your little girl gets married is the happiest day of the century forevery doting parent and dont they look radiant? Thank you Brian & Lily Walker, we can see where the bride got her good looksfrom. Im not saying which, you both look wonderful tonight. (wide applause)

Parents of the Groom

`And now, here come the parents of the groom, looking happy and proud. Please welcome Michael & Maria McGregor. Dereksparents just got back from trekking in Nepal to be here for their sons wedding. A big hand for Michael & Maria McGregor,Parents of the Groom.

Matron of Honor

`And now we come to the Matron of Honor, Meagan McGregor. Its been said that Meagan is chosen for her ability to outthink,outrun and generally outwrestle anything with up to eight legs that stands in the way of a smooth-running wedding. In Meaganscase, shes also the Brides Auntie. A tremendous grip on the woman as well! Lets hear it for Auntie Meagan. (wide applause)

Best Man

`Now we come to our Best Man, Ladies and Gentlemen, Orlando Jones by name. The Best Man isnt just there to pass the ring tothe groom. Hes there to put his body on the line for his best friend. Greater love hath no man, they say. He also assures us, hereally is the best man. We cant wait for his speech and wise counsel. Lets hear it for Orlando. (wide applause)

(The Bridesmaids and Groomsmen)

`Now we come to the Bridesmaids and Groomsmen. They are the understudies for the Bride and Groom. If the Bride and Groomchickened out, itd be two of you tying the knot in their place! Theres a sobering thought.

First Bridesmaid

`So without further ado andjust a little nepotism, we have Winonas younger sister Emmeline Walker our first bridesmaid.Gentlemen, Emmeline is single and taking a break from her career as a ballerina to concentrate on bringing home a gold medal atthe next Olympics for gymnastics. Lets hear it for wee Emmeline! (wide applause)

Second Bridesmaid

`Our second bridesmaid, Mary Jo Zimakowski has known Winona since they were in high school together and as usual, Mary Josays she has Winonas back. Lets hear it for Mary Jo. (more applause)

Third Bridesmaid

`Our last bridesmaid has watched `Twenty Seven Dresses five times. This is her twelfth time as a bridesmaid and shes runningout of wardrobe space. Lets hear it for Daniela Pavelic. Hope you catch the bouquet Daniela. (wide applause)

First Groomsman`Our first groomsman is Michael McGregor Junior. Michael, or Junior as big brother Derek calls him, is seventeen. Hes single ,six foot four and 250 pounds. His interests are rap music and wrestling. Dont anyone let him near a microphone tonight, folks.Lets hear it for Junior. (wide applause)

Second Groomsman

`Our next groomsman is Jim Mellor. Our Jimmys a hairdresser who specializes in some of the more exotic punk rock styles youmight see in the music industry. Imagine a cross between Salvador Dali and Edward Scissorhands. Jimmy also did our brideshair tonight. Nice job, by the way. A big hand for our second Groomsman! (applause)

Third Groomsman

`Our last groomsman, Alan Peterson has known our Groom, Derek ever since they got arrested for brawling at a football matchover ten years ago. Its amazing the things that bring people together. Lets have a big hand for Alan our third groomsman.

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Entrance of the Bride and Groom

`And now the big moment, Ladies and Gentleman, our bride and groom Winona and Derek! Doesnt she look beautiful? Shesbeen practising her bouquet-throwing and hopes to give a good account of herself when the moment comes. As for the groom,look at him! He scrubs well for a guy who gets into football brawls, doesnt he? Ladies and Gentleman, a big hand for Winonaand Derek!. (wide applause)Father of the Brides Speech and a Prayer of Grace`Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats as we hear a few words a prayer of thanks for Gods grace from our host, the

Father of the BrideBrian Walker!Dinner(Dinner is served)Cutting of the Wedding Cake`Gentlemen and gentlewomen! Could we have your attention for a moment for the cutting of the cake. For those unfortunatesouls who are on a diet, tonights not your night. The cake was baked by or Matron of Honor Meagan McGregor with her ownfair and surprisingly strong hand and shell be round your tables to make sure you all have your share. Friends please be up andstanding for the cutting of the cake.

Now all of those taking pictures, be sure youre ready for the photo-opportunity. Derek make sure you have a firm hand on thecake with your beloved bride. (the cake is cut)`Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen.Best Man's Toast to the Bride and the Groom`Ladies and Gentlemen, a moments pause for the best man Orlando Jones. As you all know, it is customary for the best man toreveal rare insights into the make-up of the groom, to share with us, the inklings and foibles that make our beloved groom Derek,the man he is. In other words, an expos! Ladies and Gentlemen, the best man!

Bridal Waltz - First Dance`Ladies and Gentlemen, we now come to that very special part of every wedding party, steeped in symbolism. The Bridal Waltz.This is the moment when the groom walks his bride to the dance floor and they begin a dance that will last the rest of their lives.Put your hands together for Winona and Derek as they begin their special waltz as husband and wife.Bouquet Throw`Ok now its time for a little fun, because its time for the traditional throwing of the Bouquet. For those of you whove seen therunning of the bulls at Pamplona, its a little similar. Theres always a little risk for the lasses determined to get the bouquet intheir clutches. Its also the real reason you see so many high heels shoes tonight. As you know, traditionally the young lady whosuccessfully catches the bouquet in mid-flight is a certainty to make her own way down the aisle.Id like to request all the single ladies to step forward for the bouquet throw. The married ladies whove sneaked on, dont begreedy. This is for single women only. Our lovely and charming bride Winona has been practising this throw all summer, so giveyourselves some elbow room.(to the bride) `Winona, if youd be so kind..(INSTRUCTIONS: Emcee bravely motions all thesingle ladies forward)

`Ladies take your place behind the bride and be prepared to jump high. Fortune favors the brave! At the count of three, the bridewill throw her bouquet. Ladies and gentlemen, lets all count together.Are you ready Ladies? Would you just look at the concentration. Theres some determined women out there. The countdown!One, Two, Three! What a throw, ladies and gentlemen.(Bride throws the bouquet and it is caught)We have a winner! Well have the Best Man cleaned and brought to your table later.Garter TossLadies and Gentlemen, heres where things get serious. Its time for the Garter toss. I understand some ofthe guys jumping forthe garter have been in training for months. Underneath those tuxedos, were talking washboard abs, bulging biceps, nerves ofsteel. Weve got Olympic gymnasts, high-jumpers, Morris dancers. These guys are ripped and ready to rumble! Remembergentlemen this is serious business. The guy who catches the garter is destined for the altar next!

Now while the groom retrieves the garter, dont let any of those garter jumpers melt into the crowd.We have the garter. Get ready gentlemen.(Groom throws the garter and it is caught)We have another winner! We have the next groom. I hope that preacher hasnt left the room. Lets hear it for our winners. (wideapplause)Message of Thanks from the NewlywedsGroomLadies and Gentlemen, please stand by for a few words of thanks from our new Groom, Derek McGregor.Closing RemarksWell I guess thats about everything ladies and gentlemen we have finally come to the end of our program. It has been a great dayand a wonderful evening with you all. Again thank you all for your presence. God bless and Goodnight to each and everyone.

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Be an Effective Master of Ceremonies(emcee)It's always a relief for people attending a meeting to have an emcee whokeep things moving. With some advance planning, and the will to stay incontrol, you will keep your audience in their seats with their minds on theevent at hand.Try these simple steps to success:

1. Have an Agenda and Stick to it2. Get off to a Strong Start3. Recognize Special Guests4. Conducting the Business5. Introducing the Speaker6. Close the Meeting CrisplyHave an Agenda and Stick to itPeople will be more comfortable if they know what to expect. You shouldhave a printed agenda or at least provide a verbal agenda at the outset.Start on time and end on time.Get off to a Strong StartDon't fumble for an opening. Have a detailed outline in front of you,something that includes more than just the agenda. Consider writing out anentire script so you don't miss anything, and you're not caught wonderingwhat to do next.

Recognize Special GuestsThis is risky. When we introduce people in the audience, we often overlooksomeone. So make sure this is really an important function of your meetingand give some serious thought to whom you need to introduce. Don't relyon a list of people who said they would attend. Assign someone to checkthat list to make sure it's still accurate once the meeting time arrives. Askthe audience to hold their applause until all special guests have beenintroduced, and then lead them in applause when you're done.SAMPLE AWARDS CEREMONY SCRIPTAwards Ceremony Key Points(SPEAKING) I. GREETINGSA. THANK PARTICIPANTS ON BEHALF OF B. THIS GOLF CLASSIC, NOW IN ITS YEAR HAS RAISED OVER DOLLARS

TO SUPPORT . YOU SHOULDALL FEEL VERY PROUD TO KNOW THAT YOUR PARTICIPATION IN TODAYSEVENT WILL ADD OVER TO THAT TOTAL.C. PLEASE CHECK THE SILENT AUCTION AREA. WE HAVE A NUMBER OFFABULOUS ITEMS AND PLEASE DONT HESITATE WITH THE PEN. THEAUCTION WILL CLOSE SHORTLY AFTER THE AWARDS PRESENTATION.D. INTRODUCE THE MC FOR THE NIGHT(SPEAKING) II. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTSWHEN I CALL YOUR NAME WILL YOU PLEASE STANDAND BE RECOGNIZED FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.PRESENTING SPONSOR TITLE SPONSORSRE-INTRODUCE EVENT CHAIRMAN.(SPEAKING) EVENT CHAIRMAN REMARKSA. ONCE AGAIN THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR THIS GOLF OUTINGTHANKS TO THE SPONSORS, COMPANIES AND INDIVIDUALS,ESPECIALLY ALL OF YOU HERE TODAY. I THANK EACH OF YOU ON

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10 Tips for Being the Master of Ceremonies

A friend and fellow speaker called me recently and asked my advice about being a Master of

Ceremonies. She will be doing this for a major awards luncheon, and while she is an experienced

presenter, she had not taken on this role in the past. As someone who cares deeply about serving her

audiences, she did not want to "wing-it", and thus was collecting best practices and ideas.

Being an Emcee (or is it MC?) is different from being a speaker. I have served as the MC for several

events, and find that it involves a different set of skills from giving a speech, but at the same time a good

Master of Ceremonies needs similar traits to a speaker. In many ways the MC role can be more difficult.

When I think of how an MC can make a difference in the success of an event I am reminded of the

Academy Awards. Over my life I have seen a variety of celebrities host the Oscars, but nobody (in

my opinion) holds a candle to Billy Crystal. Mr Crystal sets the tone for the event on the years they are

wise enough to ask him to serve as the host. Other years we are left thinking "I wish Billy Crystal was the

MC".

My "Conference Catalyst" program is often morphed into an MC style role at multi-day events. This

means that I am juggling educational / motivational material with the important tasks of introducing the

speakers and keeping the whole schedule running on time. When you have to balance between both

roles (speaker and MC), it can be a juggling act....and I mean juggling knives or fire. There is a lot to do

as the MC, and a slip up can cause the vibe of the meeting to hit the floor.

If you are going to be the Master of Ceremonies for an event, here are ten tips that will help

you contribute to the success and help give your audience a good experience:

1. Prepare for an opening. If you just come out and start the introductions there is now show. The

Olympics do not just start with some folks running races or lifting weights. They have a choreographed

opening ceremonies. You need the same thing. Crafting a pertinent story that draws in your audience

before you get into the mundane (but necessary) tasks of thanking the sponsors and honoring guests is agreat way to launch.

2. Remember that you are not the star of the show. When you deliver a speech, there is a part of the

role that requires you to take center stage, but as MC it is not your time in the spotlight. You are there to

keep things moving and to make sure the others on the program (or the award winners) are celebrated.

3. Your personality sets the tone for the event. While #2 holds true (you are not the star), you still set

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the pace. If you are buttoned up and serious, you can be sure the whole show will be stiff. If you are all

over the map without purpose, .... there will be no focus. Find a happy medium, while putting out a high-

energy vibe.

4. If you are not a professional comedian, do not tell jokes. A big mistake is made when people think

a joke is the key to putting an audience at ease. Nothing is worse at an event than seeing an amateurbomb a canned punch line. Humor is important, but do not force it. Be yourself, and avoid the one liners!

5. When giving the microphone to others, make sure they have a time frame for their remarks. An

award winner who rambles on and on will bury your momentum. If you cannot brief the other speakers in

advance, work in some instructions about how much time they have. When appropriate do not walk far

from the lectern. If you are standing close, they will keep their remarks brief. If you walk away they will

talk forever.

6. Have transitions between speakers or award winners. A great way to transition is to give a short

recap or compliment of what was said by the person before, and then set up the next presentation. Have

stories prepared in advance about those you will be introducing (if possible) so that you have something

to add each time you speak.

7. Be prepared. If someone does not show up, or if a waiter drops a tray... be prepared for how you will

handle the confusion, etc... Live events often have things that can be a distraction. The key to being a

good MC is to keep control of the meeting no matter what happens.

8. Shorten the script. If the meeting organizer gives you a script that is horrible, make changes. Your

job as MC is to ensure the event is not boring. If the program flops you will be blamed for the poor

reviews, not the person back at the home office who wrote the words. Thus you must be involved in

creating a tight script that has a good tempo or be able to make changes as you are on stage.

9. Stay positive. Even if something goes wrong or someone is out of line, the MC must stay up-beat. Ifyou get nasty about anything the audience will resent you for it.

10. Have a prepared close. Just like the opening ceremonies, you need to tie it together with a closing

story or a call to action. Recap the highlights of the evening, and challenge the audience in some way

(even if it is to come back next year!). If you have no closing ceremony then there is little to remember.

Have A Great Day.

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Lindol ka ba?

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Bakit?

Kasi pag nandyan ka na nagpa-panic na ang puso ko

CAT ka ba? kasi isang CATulad mo ang gusto kong makasama.

Seesaw ka ba?Kasi pag wala ka down ako

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Bakit?

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"Colgate ka ba? Di ka kasi maganda pag Close-up."

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BAGYO ka ba? Ang galing mo kasing MANIRA eh.

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noTEbook kaba? . . . . . . . . paki-TakE noTE na maHaL kiTa !

MAY 1 ka ba? Kasi.... Your MAY 1 and only.

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Utot ka ba? Tahimik ka kasi pero, ang lakas ng dating.

Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

Uling ka ba? Nagbabaga na kasi damdamin ko sayo eh.

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