fifi's bridesmaids seminar
TRANSCRIPT
Everything you‟ve always wanted to
know about being a bridesmaid, but
was afraid to ask ....
The art of catching the bouquet
The Boom Gate
The Face Mask
The Chicken Wing
Crouching Tiger, hidden Bridesmaid
Always be prepared for Custard Arm
The “three second” rule
Be humble....
o Avoid all attempts at jokes
o “It‟s an honour to be Jane‟s bridesmaid, I was
thrilled to be asked. It‟ll also be an honour to be
her bridesmaid at her next wedding....”
o “I accidentally walked into the men‟s bathroom
and saw the groom‟s father. Let‟s just say, I can
see where Darren gets it from. I mean ..
Alarming!
o Be careful of backhanded compliments
o “You‟re so lucky to have found a guy so genuine
and down to earth. It‟s rate these days to find a
man who‟s more interested in personality than
looks!”
o Never mention the „D‟ word
o “How good does the groom look? I‟ll tell you
what, as soon as you two get Divorced, I‟m
having a crack!”
o Don‟t make the speech about you ...
o “Best of luck to both of you. And just before I
finish, I have one more little present for you ...
I‟m pregnant! So I‟d like to propose a toast to
the bride and groom and my new baby – cheers!
Oooohhh, I think I just felt a kick, does anyone
want a feel?”
o In short, do not out-shine the bride and
steal her thunder
You want to look good, butt...
You want to look made up, but not perfect ...
Always have something in your teeth ...
Over-do your spray tan
People you can’t pick up ...
The bride‟s brother
The groom‟s brother
Anyone‟s dad
The bride‟s ex
People you can’t pick up ...
Definitely do not pick up the Priest
People you can pick up ...
A waiter
A member of the band
The MC
This guy ....
Have a moment with the groom, but don‟t
steal a moment from the bride ...
Boring ...
Harmless fun...