family ties of the tattooed lady
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Copyright 2008 by One Real Story
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About the AuthorMarco Kaufman has published in several different fields, including literary criticism,
medical writing, and Holocaust historicism and currently writes on The Big Book of
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ContentsThe Tattooed Lady 5
Continental Divide 6
The UglyGuy 7
Polite 8
Headphones 9
Live and Dont Learn 10
A WayOut 11
Omission 12
Organization 13
Jewboy 14
Family Ties 15
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Family Ties of the Tattooed Lady 5
The Tattooed Lady
Brian was Catholic in the way that a lot of Catholics are. He didnt get to mass every
Sunday, he hadnt made an act of contrition in a decade at least, and he ate meat on
Fridays during Lent. But there was one thing he was certain of, and that was that he
intended to marry a fellow Catholic. After all, he believed in Jesus Christ and the
sacraments, even if he didnt partake of the latter as often as he should. At a party in
Brooklyn one night, he met a Jewish girl named Lydia. He was a little drunk, so he flirted
with her and sang the Groucho Marx song to her that bore her name. They kissed a little,
and she asked him if he wanted to go upstairs to her apartment, which was in the same
building, with her. Brian was interested, but he had scruples: It could only be about sex, he
said. It couldnt be about anything more than that, because he was Catholic and she was
not. She agreed to his terms (she had had a bit to drink herself) and so they went upstairs.
Eventually Brian fell out of touch with the mutual friend whose party he had been at that
night. When the Catholic clergy abuse scandal broke, he took what he believed to be a
moral stance and left the church. He thought of Lydia then and how he had probably comeoff when he gave his conditions to their sleeping together. He wanted to apologize, but he
hadnt asked for her phone number, or even her last name.
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Family Ties of the Tattooed Lady 6
Continental DivideJames had just moved to the
suburbs from the city after living
downtown for eight years. It was
only then that he was mugged infront of a convenience store only a
few blocks from his apartment
building. The men that mugged
him were black and had, James
figured, come from the
neighborhood across the street
from the convenience store, which
was almost entirely black. What the
men didnt know was that in
crossing that street, they had
crossed a county line and, if theywere caught, would be under the
jurisdiction of a town with very few
black people living there. They
would be lucky, Bob thought, if
they had a single black juror, and in
a wealthy town such as that one,
they would assuredly not only be
found guilty, but they would get
some jail time as well. It frustrated
James that the men were never
caught. He wanted them to know that he had worked for divestment from South Africawhen he was in college. How could they have attacked him when they owed him their
thanks?
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The Ugly Guy
Nancy was stuck with the ugly guy while her friend was somewhere behind the shopping
center screwing his better-looking friend, Stuart. They didnt say much to each other while
they waited for the other two; instead they smoked cigarettes and listened to the radio that
the ugly guy had been carrying with him when they met up. When the other two finally
emerged from behind a dumpster, the four of them walked to Nancys house, where her
friend was staying the night since Nancys mother was away. Stuart kissed her friend good
night, gratuitously and graphically in front of Nancy and the other guy, who must have felt
obligated in some way, because he leaned toward her and kissed her, very briefly, but on
the lips. After that, when they would pass one another in the halls of their high school,
where he was a year or two ahead of her, she would smile and say hello. She never didlearn his name.
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Family Ties of the Tattooed Lady 8
PoliteMatt met Suzy at the Barnes
& Noble on Union Square
North. It was the first time
hed set up an Internet date.They hadnt exchanged
photos online, but they
managed to find one
another. Matt bought coffee
for them both these were
the days before the latt
and they talked about books.
She had been an English
major in college, as had he,
and he was talking to her
about Bierces The Ox-Bow Incident, which he had only recently read for the first time.When it came time for Matt to leave, he asked Suzy for her phone number and whether he
could call her, and she said yes and gave him her number. Matt called a few days later, only
to be told by Suzy that she wasnt interested in seeing him again. Then why did you give me
your phone number? He asked her. She said it was to be polite. Better youd have been
honest, Matt said. That would have been polite. She hung up on him.
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HeadphonesChris and Don were sitting in
Chriss dorm room when there
was a knock at the door. It was a
guy named Jay. Chris had nevermet him before, but Don knew Jay
because they had the same major.
Jay was stopping by because Don,
who was editor of the schools
literary magazine, had rejected a
poem by him, and he wanted to
know why. For several minutes,
Don tried to explain to Jay the
reasons he rejected the poem;
meanwhile, Chris put on a CD
and was listening to both themusic and the increasingly heated
conversation. When finally Jays
anger exploded and he tackled
Don, Chris didnt move.
Eventually, Jay had Don pinned to
the ground and was punching him
in the face over and over. Chris
put on a set of headphones and
turned up the volume on the CD player. He had never really liked Don.
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Family Ties of the Tattooed Lady 10
Live and Dont LearnThey sat at a table in a
local club. She was
unhappy, she told him.
She was depressed, even.She was an artist, and he
didnt understand her.
(She was an artist, by the
way a painter and
sculptor of some
renown.) She didnt think
they should see one
another anymore. He
wasnt surprised: It had
seemed to be heading in
that direction for sometime. Ten years later he
married another artist.
This artist was in retirement, although he encouraged her to begin working again. When
she did begin to work again, however, she told him that their marriage was in trouble. She
was unhappy, she told him. She was depressed, even. She was an artist, and he didnt
understand her.
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A Way OutHe had wanted to break up with
her for some time. It wasnt that
he didnt love her. Rather, hewas disintegrating
psychologically, and he didnt
want to put her through that. He
began faking a case of
agoraphobia and canceling dates
with her, hoping she would get
tired of him and dump him.
When she was invited to a
Halloween party, she asked to
him to accompany her, and he
said no. She indicated that a former boyfriend of hers would be at the party clearly a ruseto get him to come with her but he would not relent. The next day on the telephone she
told him that she had slept with her ex-boyfriend the previous night. He broke up with her
and hung up the phone. Now he could fall apart all my himself.
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OmissionMike had not spoken to most of
siblings for several years when he
died. When he was nearly dead, he
told his sons-in-law, Nick and Eddie,to stand guard outside the funeral
home where the viewing was held to
keep any of his despised family from
attempting to attend. And he told
his one brother who he was talking
to, Frankie, not to tell any of the rest
of the brothers and one sister that
he was dead. Mikes viewing and
funeral went off without a hitch; no
unwanted relations arrived. Ten
days later, Frankie was walkingaround the neighborhood, and he
bumped into his and Mikes oldest brother, Joe. They talked for a while, and Joe got
around to asking Frankie whether he had seen Mike lately. Yeah, Frankie said. I saw
him about ten days ago. He neglected to mention Mike was in a coffin that day.
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Organization
Whereas Philip organized his records alphabetically, Paul organized them by the order that
they were acquired. Philip wondered how Paul could remember, since the collection of
records was at least twenty years old. Its easy, Paul would explain. The first record I
bought was Ziggy Stardust by Bowie. I liked it so much that I bought the rest of his records.That brought me to Eno, which brought me to Roxy Music, which brought me to Bryan
Ferry, which brought me to . . . and so on. Philip thought that Paul had an extraordinary
memory to be able to organize his records and books that way. If Paul had tried it, hed
never find anything. The first record hed bought was Billy Joels The Stranger and he
didnt own it anymore. As far as what Billy Joel had led him to, he had no idea. Philip
asked Paul what he felt like hearing; Paul told him to put on Velvet Undergrounds
Loaded. Philip asked where he could find that. Next to the Lou Reed records, Paul said.
Where did you think?
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JewboyJacks grandfather had been Jewish
by birth, but he had become a
Catholic when he married Jacks
grandmother, who was of Austrianparentage. Jacks father had married
Jacks mother, an Italian-American,
and they raised Jack in a
predominantly Italian-American
neighborhood. Jacks wife Rachel
was Jewish by birth, and even
though Jack had converted to
Judaism long before they met and
got married, Rachel always insisted
she was more Jewish than Jack.
To prove her point, she would citeinstances of anti-Semitism, her early
awareness of the Holocaust, her
grandmothers repeated rapes at the
hands of Don Cossacks in Ukraine,
and so on. Jack never told Rachel
that his nickname among his childhood friends in his Italian-American neighborhood was
Jewboy.
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Family TiesThey had lived in the same
apartment building for years,
but they had never met. He
had done odd jobs for herfather, who was the
superintendent, and she
knew all of his aunts and
uncles and many of his
cousins because her
grandfather lived on the
same street as his
grandmother. It wasnt until
the superintendent invited
him to dinner that he met
her. They began dating soonafter that. But the parents
didnt become better
acquainted until the superintendent had brandished a gun in a nearby bar and someone
had called the police. The young man went to his father and told him that he needed him
to hide the bullets from the superintendents gun. That way, the police couldnt charge him
with assault with a deadly weapon; an unloaded gun only amounted to a misdemeanor.
The young mans father agreed to help, and when the superintendent was bailed out, he
came and thanked the young mans parents for helping him out. He left with the bullets, of
course.
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