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TheArsenallongestactedinthehigherEnglishbattal
ion,beingtheresince1919.Lasttimethecommandhas
beenexcluded
after
aseason
1912
1913
when
it
has
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pearedonthetwentiethposition.
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resultsofvotingonawardofawardFIFAWorldPlayerof
theYearafterthecompatriotZinedinaZidanain2003,
Ronaldinhoin2004andthethirdafterRonaldinhoand
FrankLampardin2005.
GaelClichi theyoungestplayerwhohaswonmedal
Premiershipin18yearsand10months.Francesc
Fabregas theyoungestplayer,debutedfortheArsenalin16yearsand177days.Healso
becametheyoungestauthorofagoalinthehistoryoftheArsenal.
TheformercaptainToniAdamshasspent669meetingsforArsenal,hashammeredin48
goals.Only
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About
`Leary
surpasses
it,
having
spent
772
matches
for
acommand.
InJanuary2003DenisBergkampandTerriAnrihavehammeredonthe100thgoalfor
club.GilbertoSilvahasscoredagoaliningateofcommandPSVEindhovenafter20,07
secondsofgameonSeptember,25th
Arsenal My
Heros.Interesting Facts
CupswonbyArsenal13EnglishPremierLegue
CarlingCup10times
EuropeCup2times
CharityCup11times
EuropeanFairCupFA cup6times
Jacobs Jokes
The Heart of the
Arsenal FC
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History of jokes
Jokes have been a part ofhuman culture since at least
1900 BCE. A fart joke from
ancient Sumer is currently
believed to be the world's
oldest known joke
A recent discovery of a docu-
ment called Philogelos (The
Laughter Lover) gives us an
insight into ancient humour.
Written in Greek by Hierocles
and Philagrius, it dates to the
third or fourth century AD,and contains some 260
jokes. Considering humour
from our own culture as re-
cent as the 19th century is at
times baffling to us today, the
humour is surprisingly famil-
iar. They had different Stereo-
types, the eunuch, and peo-
ple with hernias or bad breath
were favourites.
Something about
A joke is a short story or ironic
depiction of a situation com-
municated with the intent of
beinghumorous. These jokes
will normally have a punch-
line that will end the sen-
tence to make it humorous. A
joke can also be a single
phrase or statement that
employs sarcasm.
A practical joke or prank dif-
fers from a spoken one in
that the major component of
the humour is physical ratherthan verbal (for example plac-
ing salt in the sugar bowl).
Purpose of Jokes
Jokes are typically for the
entertainment of friends and
onlookers. The desired re-
sponse is generally laughter;
when this does not happen
the joke is said to have "fallen
flat".
However jokes have other
purposes and functions, com-
mon to com-
edy/humour/satire in gen-
eral.
A little kid asks his father,
Daddy is god man or woman?
Both, son. God is both. After a
while the kid comes again and
asks, Daddy, is god black or
white? Both, son. God is both.
The child returns in a few
minutes later and says, Daddy
is Michael Jackson God?
I asked my wife, Where do
you want to go for our anni-
versary? She said, Some-
where I have never been! I
told her, How about the
kitchen?
How do you get four elephants
in a car?
Two in the front and two in
the back.
Something about jokes
The best Jokes
The Heart of the Europe -
Jacobs Jokes
Czech Republic
Czech jokes
A husband comes
home late:
"Why have you been
so long?
And don't tell me that
at work!""I'm sorry, but I was
at work.
But when everyone
left, they forgot to
wake me up."
"Do you know how to
swim?"
"Yes."
"And where did you
learn it?"
"In the water."
If a vegetarian eats
vegetables what the
heck does a humani-
tarian eat!?Why do people recite
at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
drive on parkways
English was invented
by people, not com-
puters
And it reflects the
creativity of the hu-
man race
(Which of course isn'ta race at all)
English Jokes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humourhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philogeloshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herniahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humourhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_linehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_linehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasmhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practical_jokehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prankhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughterhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humourhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satirehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satirehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humourhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughterhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prankhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practical_jokehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasmhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_linehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_linehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_linehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_linehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humourhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herniahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philogeloshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humour -
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT???
WORLD CUP 2010 IS SHOWING US THAT THE REFEREE IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT..
BUT WHEN THEY SEE THE REPLAY, IT IS TOO LATE BECAUSE BY NEW RULES REFEREES CANT
CHANGE THEIR MIND. SO IT PROBABLY WOULD BE BETTER TO USE NEW TECHNOLOGIES OR
CHANGE THE RULES. BECAUSE IN A BIG CHAMPIONSHIP SUCH AS FIFA EVERY GOAL CAN CHANGE
OR
THE MATCH BETWEEN MEXICO AND ARGENTINA
FINISHED WITH THE ARGENTINEANS WINNING WITH
THE SCORE 1-3, BUT IN FACT THE SCORE IS 2-1 BE-
CAUSE THE SECOND GOAL WAS SCORED FROM OFF-
SIDE AND THE AUTHOR OF THIS GOAL IS CARLOS
TEVEZ. BUT WHO KNOWS, IF REFEREE SAW THE
OFFSIDE MEXICO COULD HAVE WON, BECAUSE
YOU'LL FEEL ANGRY IF YOU CANT CONCENTRATE
ON THE GAME. TEVEZ TOLD REPORTERS: I KNOW I WAS OFFSIDE, I KNOW IT WAS SELFISH BUT
AS LONG AS THEY SAY IT WAS A GOAL ITS OK FOR ME AND THE TEAM.
IN THE MATCH ENGLAND V . GERMANY, THE GER-
MANS WON WITH THE SCORE 4-1.BUT AGAIN REFE-REES MADE A MISTAKE BECAUSE LAMPARD
SCORED THE GOAL BUT REFEREE DIDNT ALLOW
THAT. PROBABLY ENGLAND COULD WIN THE
MATCH, IF THE REFEREE SAW LAMPARDS GOAL.
BUT IT WAS NOT ENGLANDS BEST GAME. ALL THE
ENGLAND PLAYERS LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE TIRED, THEY WERE VERY SLOW AND THEY
MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH. SO I THINK THE REFE-
REES MISTAKE DIDN'T CHANGE THE MATCH.
By Birzhan from Kazakhstan
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watching me.
So I decided to go out and asksome people, what they think
Hi everyone,
My name is Adela, I am
from the Czech repub-
lic and Im 17 years old.
When I came to Eng-land, I was very sur-
prised about CCTV
cameras, because in
the Czech republic we
dont have anything
like this. Well there are
cameras, but not so
many as in Great Brit-
ain. The CCTV camerasare everywhere: on the
train and bus stations,
also inside the trains, in
the shops, in the restau-
rants, on the streets,
just everywhere.There are some people,
who think, that it is the
right thing, because it
can help police to catch
outlaws and they can
feel safe, but there are
many people, who
want to preserve their
privacy. And I alwaysfeel, that somebody is
W h a t d o y o u t h i n k a b o u t C C T V c a m e r a s ?
Student Birzhan, Ka-zakhstanIn Kazakhstan, we dont
have CCTV cameras, but I
heard about them from
America and about some
demonstrations. I think it
can to limit people. And
maybe, the police spend a
lot of money on cameras,
which could be used in a
different way, for example
StudentMichal, CzechRepublicI think it is good
for security of
people, because
the CCTV cam-
eras make bad-
guys feel scared. I
think that bad-
guys dont want
to be recorded.
Policeman Sam,EnglandIt is a very good thing.
Everyday you can be
recorded about 300
times on the streets by
CCTV cameras. The
cameras are all over
the cities and we are
recording 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week. It is
a very good for your
Teacher Milene,BrazilIts great thing for
security of people.
The police can check
whats going on and
they can be on the
place in few min-
utes. But I think ,
that its not neces-
sary to have so
many cameras.
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Kazakhstan is a wealth of frostymountain peaks, sparkling glaciers,softly rustling evergreen forests, hugerocky canyons bridged by colorfulrainbows, emerald mountain lakes, wildrivers, poetic sunrises, and unique plant
and animal life.Kazakhstan is the birthplace of ancientEurasian civilizations, the motherland ofnomadic peoples, and an important partof the Great Silk Road (1,400km).
I recommend any visitor to go to:
Baiterek tower, its like the Eiffel tower
Medeo is the best place for sking and
ice skating and it is high in the mountains
Almaty restarants and try thebeshparmak, a meat dish made withhorse and lots of vegetables all made inthe oven. Its cooked for 3 hours.Delicious!
KZ
Welcome to KazakhstanRUSLAN
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My name is
Akarys . I am 12and I live in Ka-
zakhstan.
My family is my
father, my
mother, my sis-
ter and I.
My fathersname is Medey
and he is 50 . He
is an attorney .
My mothers
name is Gulthat.
My mother is 50.
She is an ac-countant .
My sister name
is Dina .My sister
is 26. She is an
accountant. She
is married and
has 2 children.
Specialpoints of in-terest:
Me
My sister
My mother
My father
My town
My father, mother and sister and me!
Come to Almaty!
I live in a town
called Almaty . It
has a football
stadium and the
football team is
I live in a small
house .It has 3
rooms . It has a
garden at the
back.
good . I meet my friends
and we play football and
we go to the super market .
MY FAMILYBY AKARYSFROM KAZKSTAN
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Flag of Czech Republic
Symbol of Czech Republic
Map of Czech Republic
Hi dear readers,I think you dontknow Czech Republicvery well, so Ill tellyou about it, becauseI am from Czech Re-public and I like mycountry. Czech Re-public is a small coun-try in the middle ofEurope. The countryborders Poland to thenortheast, Germanyto the west and north-west, Austria to thesouth and Slovakia tothe east. It is borderedby mountains. Mycountry is famous forthe inventors and sci-entists, but now, it isfamous for victory inice-hockey World Cup.More than ten mil.people live in Czech
Republic. The two big-gest cities are called:Prague and Brno. Thecapital city of CzechRepublic is Prague. Init live about one mil-lion people. There area lot of interestingplaces and historicalbuildings. The mostfamous are these: cas-tle of Prague, bridgeof Charles and Orloj(a very big calendarclock).The Czech Republic,has one of the leastreligious populationsin the world. Histori-cally, the Czech peo-ple have been charac-terized as "tolerantand even indifferenttowards religion."
About Czech Republic
Famous Czech PeopleThanks to Czech Re-
public we have got
a lot of needed
things. I will tell you
about most famous
inventions.
- Otto Wichterle
contact lenses, silon- Josef Ressel
ships propeller, ball
bearings, pneu-
matic pipeline trans-
port, magnetic com-
pass
- Prokop Divis light-
ning rod
- Gregor Mendel
father of modern
genetics
- Stanislav Brebera
explosive Semtex
We have got a
sportsmen and art-
ists too. For exam-
ple:,Petr Cech (one
of the best goal-
keepers in the
The Heart of the Europe - Michal Czech Republic
Czech Republic
Informations
10 509 377 people
78 867 km
Currency: Czech crown(CZK)
Language: Czech
Anthem: Kde domovmuj
Motto: Truth prevails
Government: Parliamentrepublic
Calling code : +420
Member of NATO: Yes(1999)
Member of EU: Yes(2004)
Main religion: Romancatholic
The differences toEngland
Driving side: Right
Food: Other breads
Drink: Many kinds ofmineral water
Electric sockets
Government (Parliamentrepublic)
Much more expensivecars and clothes
Much cheaper food,drink and travelling(trains, buses,)
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