English Bloopers

collected byP. Wall

This banner is at a Stockton gas station. Can you find the TWO spelling errors?

What will you say to the boss?

WHO is it that needs to learn English??

(Gang of Four error)

Another Gang of Four error—at my favorite Stockton thrift shop!

Wanna take

English 79

together??

Do they offer a money-back guarantee?

SAV-MOR Homes

"Our Name Say's It All"

Sav-Mor Homes26204 I-30

Alexander, AR 72002(501) 847-4555

Fax (501) 847-6293

What are the two uses of the apostrophe?

Let me teach you

the 2 apostrophe

rules!

Apostrophes forever!

Gang of four!

I’d like to have you read my PLAM.

Oops!

Is she now?

OK, so it’s Fox News…

Fox does it again!

Has anyone heard of SPELL-CHECK?

I wonder what this is??

Lookout for your spelling!

HOW do you spell “college”??

YumYum!!

Oh no!

Don’t tell Lady Bird!

What other kinds of affairs ARE there?

WHAT is she cooking??

“I,” not “A”!

From church bulletins:This evening at 7 PM there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.

Come hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Ask about run-on sentences!

Anyone know what “Si” means WITHOUT the accent mark?

Maybe Dr. Wall has snapped too.

These are the cartoons and photos he collects!