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THE A&R REPORT ACQUIRES AN INTEREST IN THE ATARI CORPORATION

Honor ing ou r po l i cy o f f u I I and comp le te d i sc losu re o f a l l acqu is i t i ons anddivestments, The A&R Repor t announces acquis i t ion of an undisc losed amount ofs tock in the Atar i Corporat ion. The purchase of these shares demonstrates oursuppor t o f the only v iab le a l ternat ive to the d ig i ta l confus ion fo is ted onthe genera l publ ic by Microsof t , IBM and a host o f equal ly hungry computercompan ies , a I I w i l l i ng to sac r i f i ce the t rue m i rac le o f compu t ing fo r t hesake of a fast ent repeneur ia l buck.As we have ind icated throughout our ser j -es of essays and ar t ic les on thesubject , the se lect ion of hardware, sof tware, and f i rmware in the currentcomputer market is a pathet ic co l lect ion of overpr iced, poor ly prepared, andqu ick l y obso le te ga rbage tha t i s d i f f i cu l t t o unders tand and i ns ta l l . Thefact that one needs a book to operate a computer or a c lass to proper ly learna program demonstrates how far we are f rom achiev ing the f reedom whichcomputers or ig ina l ly promised.Instead, computer usage, thanks to the near-conspi rator ia l e f for ts of anin te rna t i ona l gang o f merchand ise rs , rema ins the same e l i t i s t , un re l i ab le andpoor l y des igned mess o f w i res , cab les , an t i - v i sua l sc reens , andindec iphe rab le symbo ls and i cons . I t s use i s l im i ted mere l y t onumber-crunching and in fornrat ion processing and has spawned a generat ion ofmedj-ocre computer ar t is ts and desktop publ ishers.Only one company has penetrated th is s ickening morass - Atar i . F i rs t , wi ththe A ta r i 800 and now, w i th the A ta r i 1040 ST ( the f i r s t "a f fo rdab le

k i lobyte") , Atar i has demonstrated that comput ing can be easy, en joyable andproduct ive. The "game" connotat ion, which Atar i unfor tunate ly is a t tempt ingto shake, is ev idence that the Sunnyvale corporat ion, under both major CEO|s,has approached comput ing f rom a s imple, economicaly ef f ic ient , computerspi r i tua l i ty . We look forward to at tending the annual Atar i s tockholder 'smee t ing .DISCLOSURE: Thisp rog ram, a 1 050typewr i ter .

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1987 READERSHIP SURVEY

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