Never abuse ur sincere friends..

When you see some faults in them,

Be patient and realize that

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hai hee chawal ;-)

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Friends are like donkeys.

They carry the load of all our difficulties,

In life forever and guess what?

You are one of my cutest donkey.

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I think i’m disturbing u

Sorry

This is my last msg

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I’ll not msg u anymore . . .

Good bye

Never expect that from me

I’m born to disturb u . . .

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Who Am I?

A Step When You Stop

A Touch When You Are Lost

A Word When You Are Quiet

A Smile When You Are Sad

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A Friend Who Would Be There For U Forever (:

(friendship day sms for sisters)

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Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota,

Kimti cheez ka har koi kaabil nahi hota,

Yeh to Rab ki meherbaani hai,

Warna tumsa dost har kisiko haasil nahi hota

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Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,

Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle,

Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun,

Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu.

Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye.

Goodnite.

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Chalo sms khelte hain…

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Pehle tum sms karo

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Phir tum sms karo

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Phir se tum sms karo

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Ek baar phir tum sms karo

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Bas ab kal khelain gey

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Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”

Chaal mein “NAJAKAT”

Dil mein “SACHCHAI”

Aur chehre mein “SAFAI”

Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “Bhai”.

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Message pe message bhejte ho,

Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,

Bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho,

Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,

Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

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Bewakuf,

Murakh,

Matlabi,

Dhokhebaz,

Chugalkhor,

Besharam,

Jhuthe,

Badtamiz,

Mokaparast,

Pakhandi,

ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

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Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota,

Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota,

Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna,

Har koi hamari tarhan,

Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.

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Tu chand mage, main chand de du.

Tu raat mage, main raat de du.

Tu dil mage, main dil de du.

Tu dil mage.

Bas yaar…

Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!

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Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga,

Total confusion ka mahol chaya hoga.

Banana hoga monkey ya donkey,

Phir dono ka mixture pasand aaya hoga.

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Aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai …..

Ki aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai…

Khfa ho humse?

Ya balance kam ho gaya hai….

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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho,

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,

Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho

…Good Morning…

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Socha tha pyar na karenge,

Socha tha bade ho kar engineer banege,

Socha tha bade ho kar dulha banege,

Magar ALLAH ki kasam yeh nahin socha tha k,

bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge.

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,

Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,

Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,

Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…

Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,

log fekenge ande tamatar,

To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

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Yaad hai pehele hum kahan milte the.

Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazron se nazren mili aur aapne kaha

Allah ke naam pe de de re baba!

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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,

aisa kalyug aayega,

sirf ek dost SMS karega,

dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo ped ne kaha patto se,

Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,

Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

Aey chal chal hawa aane de

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

Itna tem ho gela hai,

tere ko dekha bhi nai,

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,

miss to karega

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Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.

Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.

“Papa kyon ?”

“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”

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Aap ki chal mor jaisi,

Aawaz koyal jaisi,

Diamag lomdi jaisa,

Gussa sher jaisa,

Eyes hiran jaisi,

Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisai be hoti

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Hum dua karte hain khuda se,

Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

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Subha Uthhkar 3 kam kiya karo..

1) Ishwar ko yaad karo taki TUM ji sako.

2) Mujhe SMS karo taki Main ji saku.

3) Nahaa liya karo taki sab ji sake.

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Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya

Sath mein tera khushbhu laya

Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya

Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

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Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,

Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.

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Who’s

hot.. Itz Yu,

Who’s Charming.. Itz Yu,

Who’s Sweetest.. Its Yu,

Who’s Intelligent.. Itz Yu,

Who’s my dear friend.. Itz Yu

Who’s a liar.. Itz me

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Open with love!!

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Hum apsay kuch kehna chahtay hy

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Wahi bat jo dil ko chu jaye

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Wahi pyar ke 3 lafz

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The 3 golden words

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Sudhar ja Salay

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My eyez detected and my heart reacted

Thousand were rejected & only u were selected.

Becoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement.

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Waqt guzar jayga…

Shaadi kr k koi tumsay baandh diya jayega

Abhi bhi waqt hai ksi ko PATAALO,

Kya pata kal ksi ka PATAAYA hua maal tumhey diya jayega.

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If I was a painter, you would b my painting.

If I was an author, you would b my story.

If I was a poet, you would b my poem.

But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

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Mar ky b deewana tujy chahta rahy ga

umr bhar tery gun gaata rahy ga

aaj b waqt hy tham ly daman

mar gaya to yaadein main tujy hamesha satata rahy ga

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When somebody who is deeply in Love with you

tells that You are cute” beautiful” & angelic” I agree.

That”s true” Believe me” I swear because love is

definitely blind.

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What? Is a difference between

A kiss a car and a monkey?

A kiss is so dear ?

A car is too dear and

A monkey is u dear

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,

Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,

Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,

Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…

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Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho

dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho

khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho

ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…..

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Zinda ho to sms bhejo,

Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,

Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,

Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,

Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself

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DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,

Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,

SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,

Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho

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Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye

Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par

Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

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Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai,

Mujhe moorakh padte hai,

Ullu forward karte hai,

Gadhe delete karte hai,

Aur monkey log save karte hai,

Aap kya karne wale ho.

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