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I KNOW YOU’LL THINK I’M CRAZY BUT….. an Arielle Phillips production

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I KNOW YOU’LL THINK I’M CRAZY BUT…..

an Arielle Phillips production

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Okay, so you guys know I’m a total nerd…

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But this just might be the SWEETEST proposition

you’ve ever heard.

Yes, Lulu. I stole the idea from Couples’ Retreat. So.

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Real quick, what’s my favorite show?!

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YOU

GU

ES

SED

RIG

HT!!! The one… the only.

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So you’re probably wondering… What the EFF does this have to do with anything?

Well… I’ll get to that.

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don’t you get sick of Norfolk?

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Why not add some spice to life?

Even if for only a few days…?

*wink, wink*

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Doesn’t this seem more like it?

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What if, completely free of charge, you could travel

with your two closest friends to a place that

never sleeps?

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WELL I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!!

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I’M MAKING YOU AN OFFER THAT YOU CAN’T REFUSE!

I think… Or at least, I HOPE.

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Firstly, let me tell you guys that I love you two more than I love anyone in my life [outside of Chickaboo]. Louie, you’re the sister I never had, and Jordan I love you more than I love one of my brothers. Lol. You two inspire me on so many levels that I can’t help but want to do something for you both in return… So. With that being said… I’M PREGNANT!

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With JOY…!

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I was told a few months ago that there would be an NCIS Fan Fest held this year for fans of NCIS. [obviously].

So, of course, I immediately jumped on with the idea.

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But I originally intended to go solo. But what fun would

that be? I immediately thought of Lulu first. I know she hasn’t traveled much,

and she doesn’t mind, but I know that if I go

somewhere, I want my big homie right by my side.

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But it’s a two-for-one deal with you two and I like

Jordan a lot, so I was like, Ehh, what the heck?! Let’s

make it a party! ^_^

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Now, I know you’re saying, ‘AP get to the point…’

Getting there…

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So here it is…

I’M FLYING US ALL OUT TO LOS ANGELES!!! Lol.

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Don’t look at me like that! I’m serious. I’ve been

planning this since September. And everything is

already in the works.

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You’re thinking, ‘How the ‘h’ can irresponsible *beep* AP afford to fly HERSELF to LA,

let alone, the THREE of us. . . Aha. Cause I got mad skillz

son.

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Like I said, I’ve been planning for months now,

and now that the planning is complete, all I gotta do now

is make things happen.

So here it is…

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I took the time to email/chat with about 8 different booking agencies and came to the best

choice, which will be elaborately explained in the

next slide.

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TRAVELOCITY

5 Day, 4 Night Trip

From Norfolk Int’l Airport [ORF] to Los Angeles Int’l Airport [LAX]

Departing: Thursday, September 23, 2010Returning: Monday, September 27, 2010

1 Room, 4 nights.

1 Rental car, 5 days.

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Flight Plans…This flight plan was picked and chosen out of many and is the lowest package price option. But don’t get it twisted; it’s still apart of the best.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Depart: 5:45am from ORF [1 stop]Arrive: 10:52am at LAX

Monday September 27, 2010

Depart: 12:30pm from LAX [1 stop]Arrive: 11:27PM at ORF

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Hotel Plans

5 Days, 4 Nights

Good Night Inn in Sylmar [East Hollywood]

1 room, 2 Queen-sized beds.

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Rental Car

5 Days, 4 Nights

Four Door Sedan

Enterprise; we’ll pick you up ;)

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Sounds expensive as *beep*, don’t it?

HA! Think again!

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All of this for the price of…

Flight + Hotel + Car Total……………………… $1,206.49Tax Recovery Charge & Service Fees…....... $211.13

Total Amount for full trip………………………. $1,417.62…………………………………………($472.54 per person)

Not bad, right?

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And you don’t have to pay a thing!

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Now the representative for NCIS Fan Fest Inc. told me that there’s a special for those attending that would run me way cheaper than the booking I just calculated, but this would my first time traveling and I wanna play it safe, ya digg…?

So… questions?