despre varsta femeii
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O doamna de 44 de ani, dornica de a parea mai
tanara, decide, ca pentru ziua aniversarii, sa-si faca
un lifting al fetei.
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Operatia are loc si ea paraseste clinica, fericita
de noua sa fata.
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La un chiosc de ziare cumpara un jurnal si il intreaba pe vanzator:
Amice, nu ma intelege gresit, as vrea sa-ti pun o
intrebare :
Cati ani imi dai ?
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Vanzatorul raspunde :
Ah, as spune ca ... 32 de ani !
Femeia se bucura si spune :
In realitate, am 44 ani !
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Ceva mai tarziu intra la un Mc Donalds, comanda un
hamburger si pune aceiasi intrebare casierei.Aceasta raspunde :
Cred ca aveti 29 de ani !
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Femeia, nu mai putin fericita, ii raspunde :
Nu, am 44 ani !...
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Pentru a ajunge acasa, ia un autobuz si se aseaza langa
un om varstnic. Iarasi, femeia intreaba :
Scuza-ma, domnule, cati ani imi dati ?
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Varstnicul se uita indelung si raspunde :
Stimata doamna, am 85 de ani si nu mai vad asa de
bine…
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Dar cand eram tanar, aveam o metoda extrem de precisa
de a descoperii varsta femeilor.
Lasam sa-mi alunece mana in chilotii femeilor si astfel puteam spune cu precizie
varsta fiecareia !
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Femeia ezita un moment, dar vazand ca nu e nimeni
in autobuz, gandeste :
OK, nu va vedea nimeni... si spune varstnicului sa
incerce…
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Acesta lasa sa-i alunece mana in chilotii femeii, …..si dupa exact 10 minute,
omul spune :
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Aveti 44 de ani !!!
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Femeia exclama :
Este incredibil !...
Spune-ti cum ati reusit sa faceti ?
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Si varstnicul raspunde linistit :
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Eram in spatele dumneavoastra la Mac
Donalds !!!