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Hello,plss..talktome...yurnotpickingupthecall?????"

Friend:"everythingisalright?"

SoftwareEngineer:"watalright..notingisalright..seethetime..its11pm..nImcomingnowfromoffice..nofoodformetodayalso..nowIwillcook...Fromthepast3days..Imeatingonlymaggie...nmyPMeatingonlyme..seethepricehikes,everythingis2/-morefrmyesterday..exceptmysalary...Ithinkthebeggerorshopkeeperinfrontofmyoffice..earnsmorethanme..watshudIdo..."

Friend:"wathappened..watrutalking"ASoftwareEngineercallshisfriend

SoftwareEngineer:"watimtalking????no,Imnottalking..Managerdontallowanyonetotalkexcepttheclient..whoalwaystalkssomething..frompast3monthsididnttakeanyleave..nowfrom3weeks..imjustbeggingforonedamleave..nwatresponseigot....'whyuwanttowasteanimportantdayofurlife??'

inowfinalizeonemoretime...yes..imgonnaquit..thisproject...but,icant.no,ican..butiwont..uh..."

Friend:"ok..nowRelax..."

SoftwareEngineer:"Howcanirelax...forrelaxationppldoyoga,butitsnightsoicant,thenelsetheywatchmovies...butsee,ineverychannelallbogusmoviesrrepeating,same..'Welcome','Suryavansham',Govinda'smovies...itreallyirritates...everyoneisfakinginTV,fakenews,fakestories,fakeswaynwars,fakereality...ahseethemoviesuwillgettoknow...In"Rock-on"lastscene...ArjunRampal'swifesaystotaxi

driver,that"hurryup,wergoinglateforAirport..."Airport...???Idontunderstand,howcanthoughthefindajobinCruze..notAirlines..

In3Idiots...startingscene...Madhvandoesthedramatoleavehisflight,thenwhathappenedtohisluggage??Insamemovie...Kareenaisadoctor..thattooasurgeon..tobcameasurgeon..Itrequiresatlest5[MBBS]+3[MS]years..sosheshudbe28...nAamirasastudent..only18or20??thenafter10yearstheydecidetomarry..meanssheis38??Idontunderstand,howcanspidermanreachtothechurch-bellinpart-3,whenhelostallhispower??Idontunderstand,howBalakrishnacansendatrainbackjustbyHitting

histhighs,whenIcant??IstilldontunderstandhowcouldRajnikanthflywithoutwings??ijustdont....."

Friend:"heystopitnow.."

SoftwareEngineer:"amIatrainwhowillstopit,bypullingchain...ohhtrain..Idontunderstand,howcanIdidntseeoneinlast3months...howwillisee?

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Allthetimemonitorisinfrontofme..innightalsowenIopenmyeyes,Ifindmyusernameandpasswordwindow..Ineedtocooldown..

10987654321

butsomeonetellmehoww..everytimethereisapowercuthere..exceptwenimnotinhome..home,watrubbish,itsadamsingleroom..whereimlivingalonewithmypillow..

Ialsowantgirlfriendyaar,likemyrivalshave..smita,rashmi,priti,sruti,madhu..anyonefrmmyodcisok,buttheyallrengaged,uknowy?BcoztheirboyfriendsdonotworkinITcompanies,outsidegirlsdohavechatwidmebutonlyonmysalaryday..Igotrejected31times..uknowy??eachtimeIproposethem,theyaskwheredoulive..IsayinmyCubicle..Bcozthatstheonlyplaceucanfindmysoulallthetime.."

Friend:"heyman,ubettertakerest,wewilltalkinMorning"

SoftwareEngineer:"Morning..areutalkingthesamemorning..Sunrises,birdflies,omlettefries,employeecries...dam,ididntseetheSun,from3years..howitlookslike...everymorningIcatchingshuttle,reachingmybirthplace'cubicle'workingnworkingnleavingwhenSununcleisnotthere...iwillhitmyroom-ownersomedays,everymorningheusedtocryforincreasingroomrent,IwillalwaystellhimtogonmeetmyManager...Idontunderstndhowcanibesonicetomycolleagues..Eachtimetheywantleave,theyrepeatthesameolddialogue..."mysister'smarriage"..mycolleague's9sistersgotmarried,3timesgrandpaexpired,5timesfrndwenttoICU..butmycolleagueisfine..andhisfavoritedialog"ineedtodropafrndtohospital,asheisnot

feelingwell"laterifindmovieticketsinhispurse...thenmypm'smotivationalspeech..'uwillwork..uwillgrow'..meansifiwontwork..iwillshrinkorwhat...

whenIneedhike,Imjunior..stillneedtogrow..whenIdomistakes..comonmanurseniornow,ucannotdomistakes..ahhhGodgimmesomepowertounderstandthegreatnessofasupernaturalpersonknownasPMinthisworld.."

Friend:"okenoughnow,imdisconnecting"

SoftwareEngineer:"wait..icalledyou..nurdisconnecting..uknowpreviouslyiwas

normal,wheniwasincollege,iusedtotalkcontinuoslywateveriwant,nowimtalkingonlythismuch...'yaaitsdone','thatworkiscompleted','Please..','GoodMorning','Lunch','Tea','Snacks'..

Idontknowwatimtalkingabt,ishudbhappy..ihavesaturdaynsunday..Saturdaytorecoverfromthedisasterbeenmadefrommondaytofriday..Sundaytothinkaboutupcomingdisasterfrommondaytofriday..coolnaa..

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youheardthatin2012earthwillend..thenalsomyODCandmycubiclewillremainasitis..uknowwhy??becausethat'snotapartofearth..nweemployeesarenothumanbeings...wearealiens,sobetterbeforeustartgettingheadache...gohaveanicedream..me,IwillagainstartmydaytomorrowlikeImstartingeveryday..goodnight..."

beeeeeeeeep...beeeeeeeeeep...beeeeeeeeeep**********************************************************

NextDay,inoffice:-

Manager:"Dude,Pleasecomehere"

"Yessir.....!!"

M:"Iapprovedyourleaves..ithinkyoushouldgoandhavesomefun"

Ihappilycameout,andcheckedmyphoneDialledcalls..

"OhhhmyGod,yesterdayIcalledmyPMinsteadofmyfriend..."