BOTANY BAY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS THE CONVICT HASH

RUN: 1637

DATE: 22nd January 2018

HARE: Scotch Mist’s Scenic Scrumptious Scramble

LOCATION: Yowie Bay

RECEDING HARELINE

Run: Date: Hare Run Details On On

1638 29/1/18

Spinnifex

Celebrating 30 years of

Hashing with B2H3

North Sydney Hotel

Hashing certainly agrees with you SPINNIE

290 Miller St North Sydney

Only once a year do we traverse the Bridge to go to a Hash run!

Spinnie has to traverse it EVERY

Monday night she comes to Hash!

SUPPORT THIS RUN

1639 5/2/18 Canookie TBA Randwick area TBA

1640 12/2/18 CB Bundeena Home Cater at Bonnie Vale

1641 19/2/18 JJ TBA

1642 26/2/18 Sir Les Padstow Free carpark next to railway station JJ the security lights

are on 24/7!

Maybe Padstow Pub

1643 5/3/18 Pig 10 Dillwynnia Grove Heathcote

Pig Sty Heathcote

1644 12/3/18 Duck TBA

1645 19/3/18 Holeproof Run starts Pioneer Park Norton Street

Leichhardt Pseudo’s Birthday run

Bar Italia 169-171 Norton Street

Leichhardt BYO Pay by cash only

1646 26/3/18 Grenade TBA Last run in daylight saving

1647 2/4/18 Bingo TBA Bring your torches

1648 9/4/18 Doc TBA

1649 16/4/18 Slotcard TBA

1650 23/4/18 Dish TBA

1651 30/4/18 Pseudo TBA Holey’s birthday run

1666 13/08/18 Committee Captain Cook Hotel The Rocks

BEFORE THE RUN THE PACK GATHERS FOR A CATCH UP

“Anyone for a

game of cricket?”

“LOANERS

prick is

this big

girls!”

Cannon keeps his eyes open for cans & the walkers‘n’talkers do what they do best!”

“’THE HOT THIRSTY PACK RETURNS”

Drink, nibblies & then a swim!

TIME FOR THE

CIRCLE

SNIFFER DOG called us all to attention, but wait, no down downs were ready! Our Grogmaster, GREWSOME, was so busy being the “host with the most” that he neglected his duties! This was soon rectified and the circle got under way! HISTORY: SNIFFER DOG delivered a short history lesson and told us that Yowie Bay actually means Echo and the suburb was not named Yowie Bay until 1973. No Yowies have ever lived here either! RUN REPORTER: PIG had been busy wallowing in the pool and did not have time to get fully clothed before he started his ramble about the run. I heard some wit say when she spied PIG’s grewsome (excuse the pun!) body! “I have never seen a man with cellulite

before!” PIG told us he did not get to the run too late as he was only a minute late but he missed the runners leaving. With our timekeeper BINGO on the job one minute IS too late! Young CAMERON told PIG where to go and so saved him being too far behind the pack. Turns out CAMERON had

helped his mum set the run and led some of the pack on false trails. The trail was well marked, imaginative and he awarded SCOTCH MIST 9.5 for her effort. When it came time for her down down SCOTCH MIST was just too exhausted to come down from her lofty heights to drink so GREWSOME bit the bullet and drank it for her VISITORS: We love our visitors and tonight we had four of the best! HELLISMELLHER took time out from her busy schedule of cruising for 8 days to the Islands and joined us, looking very tanned! Cruising agrees with you…great to see you again. ELISHA from Brighton in Great Britain, spending 5 weeks backpacking and staying with STOPCOCK & HOT POKER. Thoroughly enjoyed B2H3 and will be hunting out a H3 in her hometown when she gets home. Glad you enjoyed being with us as we enjoyed your company too! TRACEY friend of SNIFFER DOG welcome back, glad you could join us again! CARPET BURN always happy to see this lovely lady! Welcome back from China and I hear you are going to be in Australia until April, now that IS good news!

BIRTHDAYS: Started out with four birthdays tonight: STOPCOCK who turns some unbelievable age on Wednesday, DISH looking younger with every birthday, GRENADE forever young and GOLDMARK, who was not at Hash. At this point in the proceedings just before the down downs were drunk LOAN ARRANGER appeared to suddenly suffer from an affliction to his eyes! He was blinking, winking and rolling his eyes towards

“Great

score!”

SQUATTING SQAUAW who totally ignored him. He then started coughing, tilting his head in the direction of the RA but still to no avail, SQUATTING SQUAW just looked as if LOANER had gone crazy!. Loaner then trotted out the old favourite, nudge nudge, wink wink trying to get SQUATIING SQUAW to pay attention.” Oh!” SQUATTING SQUAW gasped! “It was LOANER’s birthday yesterday” she screamed out! “I forgot!”

NEW GRANDMA: RABBIT received a down down just for the pleasure of being a new proud, first time Grandma to young Archie born in Darwin to Stephanie, RABBIT’s daughter & her partner, on 5/1/18. Congratulations! PRICKETTE OF THE WEEK NOMINATIONS:

HOLEPROOF → SCOTCH MIST for when asked by

HOLEY did she enjoy last week’s trash with the cartoons advertising her run she replied “I nae looked at it!”

DIRTY WEEKEND → MOA for not providing a half

way bucket at her daughter’s home which is just around the corner from SCOTCH MIST’s!

PIG → DIRTY WEEKEND for expecting a half way bucket 600 metres from home

HOLEPROOF → TAXING for getting into a cat fight with her pussy!

GREWSOME → SQUATTING SQUAW for forgetting wonderful LOAN ARRANGER’s birthday!

PRICK OF THE WEEK NOMINATIONS:

GOON → (himself) GOON for forgetting to bring TICKLE’s swimwear with him. Duh! He had one

job to do all day!

GREWSOME → GOON for taking PIG to cricket (?)

SLOTCARD → LOANER for exposing himself and showing his member to our new member

ELIZABETH on the way home from Hash last week. He also made lewd gestures with his fingers PRICK AND PRICKETTE WINNERS OF THE WEEK:

SQUATTING SQUAW LOAN ARRANGER

Oops nearly forgot HANNIBAL’s new shoes! This photo has been deliberately blurred to save HANNIBAL the embarrassment, shame & cries of fraud because he cheated and put a cup inside his shoe and drank out of that! Bring back the good old days of B2H3 where he would have received the sentence of “tea bagging” for such an offence. Tea bagging you might ask? The penalty for such a misdemeanour was that one had to drink out of either SLOPS or CANNONMOUTH’s sock. The down down was poured into the smelly sock, twisted around with the drink squeezed through the toe of the sock. Your punishment was to drink the beer as it dripped through the sock! Might as well bring back the sitting on ice too I reckon!

I saw MOSES in Caringbah during the week and he told me that he & JUSTANINCH were both doing well, especially JUSTIE. The only down side in their lives at the moment is that JUSTIES beloved sister is suffering from Alzheimers. Understandably JUSTIE is very upset by this. Our love and thoughts to her.

Scribes note: If you have concerns/news regarding the health & wellbeing of past & present B2H3 members please let me know & I will include it here. We should keep an eye on our Hash family

SNIFFER had good news for us CRACKDOWN has just become a GRANDMA too. Baby Remi Rose arrived safely, healthy and just gorgeous. Congratulations to you all If you have anything to contribute to this section please advise Holeproof

0414 397 969 or Email: holeproof1940@hotmail.com Just to make my life so much easier please note that any reports, photos, ads. etc. need to

be in by NOON the Wednesday after the Monday’s run for inclusion in the next

Hash Trash! Thanks ☺

THE 2017-2018 COMMITTEE

Grand Master Pseudo Barry Smith

Religious Advisor Sniffer Dog Jayne Burnell

Hash Cash Venus Jenni Eke Trailmaster Pig Mark McCann

Hash Rags Dish Elizabeth Madden

Hash Grog Masters Scotchmist Grewsome

Moira Frazer John Frazer

Hash Scribe Holeproof Dawn Justice

SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE BUNDEENA RSL & THE FERRY TIMETABLE TO ATTEND

GOLDIE’s BIRTHDAY LUNCH AT THE BUNDEENA BOWLS CLUB CABRAMATTA BOWLS MERGES WITH BUNDEENA RSL TO CAPTURE THE TOURIST DOLLAR

soon put its stamp on a prime piece of real estate in Sydney’s

Royal National Park. Members voted by a proportion of two to one at a meeting on April 27 in

favour of amalgamating with Bundeena RSL Club. The merger will save Bundeena’s beloved

community institution, which has been in financial turmoil since it was destroyed by fire in

February 2015.Cabramatta Bowls Club chief executive Barry Watkins said the merger was an

investment into a growing area. “There are 10,000 tourists going to Bundeena every weekend,

and three million a year go into the National Park,” Mr Watkins said. “The asset there is the

potential growth. ”Cabramatta will be the enterprise’s sole owner after it won out against three

other clubs nominated for a merger with Bundeena RSL. The two other clubs almost merged

after Bundeena RSL fell on hard times in 2008, but ultimately came one vote short of approval. If

the Office of Liquor and Gaming ratifies the merger, the club will be renamed the Bundeena

Community and Services Club.It will house an RSL sub-branch and uphold RSL traditions such as

the recital of the Ode of Remembrance. “For Cabramatta it’s about diversifying our assets and

capturing the tourist income,” Mr Watkins said. “Cabramatta primarily profits from gaming,

entertainment and food; we need to not just rely on gaming.”

Refurbishments have begun and meals will be available from early March 2018, but NOT in time for GOLDIE’S birthday lunch on Saturday17th February at 1pm which will be held at the

Bundeena Bowling Club 49 Liverpool Street Bundeena Catch the ferry from Cronulla, it’s a great trip

Ferry departs Cronulla Wharf, Gunnamatta Bay every hour on the ½ hour EG. 10.30/11.30 etc. The trip takes 30 minutes.

The return ferry departs Bundeena Wharf every hour on the hour EG. 16.00/17.00 etc. The return trip back to Cronulla Wharf takes 30 minutes. I hope this is helpful! Being such good athletes the walk to the club should not worry you, 15 to 20 minutes max! I sent an email to the club asking

about a shuttle bus from Bundeena Wharf to the Bowling Club and Sharon Hodge replied that they do not have a bus but are able to RETURN patrons to the Bundeena Wharf by car after lunch

MONTH DATE PLANNED EVENT VENUE

February

Saturday 17th

Goldmark’s 60th Birthday lunch 1pm

Please advise DIRTY WEEKEND by 10/2 if you can come along and join in the

fun

Bundeena Bowling Club

March

Saturday 3rd

The Annual

Stanmore-Petersham vicinity. Details to follow

Keep this day free as JJ & DIRTY WEEKEND are planning &

plotting a great day for us to enjoy

March 12th Easter Raffle tickets on sale At Hash

April 2nd Easter Monday …. Raffle Drawn At Hash

TBC 13th or 22nd Shacks walk Royal Nat. Park

April cont. 16th Mothers Day Raffle tickets on sale At Hash

May 7th Mothers Day Raffle Drawn At Hash

June 9/10/11 Mystery weekend away more news in next week’s trash

TBA

July TBA Christmas in July TBA

22 Sutherland to Surf Sutherland/Cronulla

August

3/4/5

LAST EVER Hash Relay

weekend!!!! LIGHTNING

RIDGE

See Sniffer

for details

11th Pre-City to Surf Woolloomooloo

12th City to Surf City/Bondi

13th Run 1666 Captain Cook Hotel The Rocks

13th Fathers Day Raffle tickets on sale At Hash

27th Fathers Day Raffle drawn At Hash

September

October

27th

AGPU YEAH! THIS DATE HAS CHANGED

NOW SATURDAY 27TH OCTOBER

TBA

This is just a brief outline of events planned by your committee, this list will be updated as dates

& venues are finalised, so make sure you read your Hash Trash each week!

The pack finds trail along “

THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT PHOTOS PSEUDO

“My ears are sore, is DIRTY

ever going to shut up?”

“Pay attention she may ask questions

later!”

“Hurry up

the Haggis

will be cold!”

“Stop grovelling DISH I

promise I will say

something nice about

you in the Trash!”

“Are you comfortable

HOLEY? Do you need

anything?”

“Mummy, are you going to feed us

tonight I am soooo hungry, please

please Mummy?”

“Mmmm last week

locked in car during

the circle, this week no

food, poor little

buggers!”

Those sandflies find every nook

& cranny don’t they Elisha?”

SCOTCHMIST’S HOME CATER

I was laying in my pool things how great is Summer, then the realisation was that it was 5.45 pm on Monday, shit hash tonight, where was it at and would I make it. Arrived with minus 1 minute to spare which meant the hashers were on the road and off. BINGO must have had her watch on and got everyone on the trail. The stand in TM for the past few weeks GREWSOME had it all in hand until I was able to catch up. With the run going around the scenic suburb of Yowie Bay and along many a well know street, Attunga Rd, Wyralla Road, Otago Road, Crookwell Ave, Alkaringa Road and Forest Road. Are there no streets in this suburb just all Roads and Avenues? Must mean it’s a posh suburb. This is despite MOA, STOPCOCK & SNIFFER living in the area. A good length run with young CAMERON leading the way and sending the FRB’s on very nice false trails. (Will make a great future TM) he was even able to get DUNDEE to venture off trail, DUNDEE even tried to outrun the young one only to be shown up in the speed and endurance department, no one else was stupid enough to try and out do the boy. A nice bit of bush with false trails and checks, kept the pack together until the end. Great to see the hash family again and looking forward to the new hash year. The run was awarded 9.5 but just seeing DUNDEE on a false trail was worth the 9.5. (Sorry DUNDEE) I have a feeling that the scores need to be recalibrated again so I don’t know who is hare next week but sorry that you will suffer the recalibration. (hehehe SPINNY)

PIGS RUN REPORT FOR RUN 1637 HARE SCOTCH MIST

The storm that had been theatening earlier blew away with just a couple of lightning flashes to let us know it was was around. The evening turned out to be a great night, great food, good wine, great company and lots of laughs. Some swam in the pool,whilst others just sat around & chatted with Hash friends. Entree was Haggis served with mashed creamy swedes/turnips/potato and whisky sauce Main was delicious pulled BBQ pork and coleslaw on a bread roll Dessert was that old favourite neopolitan ice cream What a feast! Thank you SCOTCH MIST & GREWSOME for a great On On.

It was not a night for eavesdropping on conversations but I did manage to hear a couple of snippets of wisdom.

I heard DUNDEE say “I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now!”

DUCK was heard complaining to whoever would listen to him. “Each night I watch the news and they begin the news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell me why it isn't.”

Last week at Tickle’s run it had been a very windy day & BLONDIE related to me the hardships of playing golf in such a maelstrom. Apparently rather than concentrating on their golf the “girls” spent all day either chasing their buggies and contents or trying to tee off with irons that they would never normally use! Eventually one bright woman decided to wheel a brick around in her buggy thus stopping part of the problem!

Did you hear about the two well-dressed ladies that happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland After a little while the Victorian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?" The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Mount Isa lady commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?" The first woman then asked, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Mount Isa lady. "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "What on earth could they teach you??" The Mount Isa lady responded, "Well as an example... Instead of saying, "Who gives a FUCK?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that fantastic!"

Your Hash Scribe will be away for the next 2 or 3 Mondays but DISH has kindly offered to take notes for me and BLONDIE will email me photos from SPINNIES run. Love teamwork, thank you girls! I can compile the Trash whilst away house sitting in Maroochydore AND visiting family & friends between Sydney & Noosa.

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