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The Gurg and Little BobbyWere seated at a table,When the boy began to lobbyAs best as he was able.
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“The Gurg, you are a mean one!A mean one through and through!I’ve never ever seen oneHate as hatefully as you!
You hate them by ethnicity,You hate by orientation,You hate with specificity,You hate with generalization.”
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“I also hate by race,”The Gurg said with banality.“By gender, social place,And yes of course by nationality!
Each hate is like a colorIn the rainbow of my mind,But look what you discoverWith the shades of hate combined!”
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“Like the bird is to the feather,Like the forest to the tree,When the hatreds come togetherIt’s called misanthropy!”
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“If you only hate a subsetOf the total populationYour friends will be upsetAnd shall compel your isolation!”
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“If you say you hate each personAnd pensively look offYour friends will say they’re certain‘Ceci est un philosophe!’ ”
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When all these words rang true,Bobby said with boyish glee,“Mister Gurg, I think I hate you.But also...
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And every day from that day forth(Though often it was painful)Old Bobby was, of others’ worthAloof and quite disdainful.
This won him high esteem and praiseFor pessimists have hopeThe lookers down, we’re apt to raiseThe lookers up, call “Dope!”