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FARMERS MARKET: Saturday, August 16th, 8am-3beans, peas, beets, onions, leeks, kohlrabi, carrots, new potatoes, rhubarb, tomatoes; bell, banana, hunjalapeo peppers & o riental eggplant - a ll v eggies grown. Fresh baked goods, jams & jellies, and complicookies. Also, Mark Wicks will have his assorted fruither herbal life, and Maria Sugg will have hand-made jFOR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL FARMERS MAR

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EAST END COLONY: will be at the Durum parking lwith vegetables, fryers, bread, eggs, honey, corn, to

fruit. Just butchered some fresh fryers. Watermelon & in a couple weeks. CALL 406-398-5355, EXT. 712.BUZZ

TO GIVE AWAY:Big tall plants. CALL 228-2400.BUZZ

GARAGE SALE:Friday, August 15th, 5pm-7:30pm; 16th, 8am-11am. Lots of good stuff: Clothing, 4-whee68 BONNIE ST, GLASGOW.

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BUZZIFIEDSAhhh,

Rain

at last

Tonight: A 50 percent chance of showers and

thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 62. East

wind around 8 mph.

Saturday: A 50 percent chance of showers andthunderstorms. Partly sunny, with a high near 88. East

wind around 7 mph becoming south in the afternoon.

Saturday Night: A 40 percent chance of showers andthunderstorms, mainly before midnight. Mostly cloudy,

with a low around 61. West southwest wind 5 to 7 mphbecoming light and variable after midnight.

Sunday: A 20 percent chance of showers andthunderstorms. Partly sunny, with a high near 88. West

southwest wind 6 to 10 mph.

Sunday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers andthunderstorms. Partly cloudy, with a low around 59. West

northwest wind 10 to 13 mph.

Monday: A 20 percent chance of showers and

thunderstorms before noon. Mostly sunny, with a high

near 87. Northwest wind 9 to 11 mph.

Tuesday:Mostly sunny, with a high near 89.

Wednesday:Mostly sunny, with a high near 88.

Thursday:Mostly sunny, with a high near 76.

Would you know how to respond i a riend, amily

member, coworker, or neighbor had a mental health crisis?Here is your chance to learn! Te Local Mental HealthAdvisory Council is holding Mental Health First Aid rainingon Monday, September 22nd rom 8:00 am to 5:00 pm.

Tis training will be held at FMDH board room inGlasgow and will be ree to both community membersand proessionals. Breakast and snacks will be provided!Tis program, lead by Karl Rosston Suicide PreventionCoordinator or the state o Montana, is designed to help thegeneral public identiy, understand, and respond to signs omental illness and substance abuse disorders.

Te goal is to increase mental health literacy in ourcommunity, to decrease stigmatizing attitudes and to increaseappropriate and early help-seeking by people suffering rommental health disorders. Upon the completion o this courseparticipants will become certified as a Mental Health First Aider.

o register or this training, please email Melanieat mfisher_emcmhc@hotmail.com or call 228-9349 bySeptember 2nd.

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Although it puts a little damper on those out thereharvesting, it was a welcome rain we received last night andearly this morning that lef behind 0.87 inch o precipitationin Glasgow as o 6:00. Other areas received much more rain.

In act, heavy rain between Glendive, Sidney and Wibauxovernight and continuing into this morning producedflooding o small streams along with street flooding in urbanareas. Spotted trainers had reported anywhere rom two tothree inches in numerous areas in ar eastern Montana. Six miles northwest o Nashua, rain dumped nearly aninch just afer 7:00 this morning. Te trained spotter notedthat the ground soaked it up quickly.

Getting some much needed rain

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Te first Can-Am Fort Peck LakeLaser Regatta will be held August 15th 17th. Headquartered at the Fort PeckMarina, come join the un o seeing agreat sailing event take its inauguralplunge into Fort Peck Lake.

Schedule of Events

Friday, August 15th

Registration from 4:00 to 6:00 pm Fireside Gathering

Saturday, August 16th Registration and breakfast from 8:00 to

9:00 am Competitors Meeting 9:00 am On Course Race Warning Signal for all

Laser Sailors at 10:00 am

No races will be started after 5:00 pm Dinner at 6:00 pm

Sunday, August 17th Breakfast from 8:00-9:00 am

On Course Race Warning Signal 10:00am

No races will be started after 2:30 pm Awards ceremony after Racing

Volunteers and spectators are welcome!ickets or meals are available at theWelcome and Registration table. Anyquestions, call Page Anderson at 406-580-0487 or Julie Burke at406-939-0280.

Setting sail on Fort Peck Lake

According to the Billings Gazette, two men whorobbed a good Samaritan in Roosevelt County onWednesday morning still are on the loose. Roosevelt County Undersheriff John Summerssaida man who works in the Bakken oil field was drivingon county road 2054 on Wednesday morning, when hespotted a 2000s model black Ford pickup on the side othe road. Te pickups hood was up, so the man stoppedto offer help. When he approached, he was threatenedwith a pistol and told to hand over his wallet. Summers said a significant amount o money wastaken. Te Ford pickup reportedly has a large bullet holein the tailgate. One o the suspects was wearing bluejeans and a gray sweater, while the other was wearing ared shirt. A vehicle matching the description was spottedon a county road in McKenzie County, North Dakotaat about 3:45 p.m. on Tursday. Te vehicle sped awaybeore the witness was able to get a license plate number. I you sight this pickup, please do not approach.Contact your local law enorcement office, or dial 9-1-1.

Getting hard to be a good

samaritan in NE Montana

Activities at the Fort Peck Interpretive Center orthe week are as ollows:Saturday, August 16th rom 11a.m. - 3p.m. enjoy apuppet show put on by the rangers, this will be runningevery hour on the hour;Sunday, August 17th rom 12 - 4p.m. is Paper PlateDinosaurs, create your very own one o a kind dinosaurto hang on your ridge.

At the Interpretive Center

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Born: Starbuck, Minnesota

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Cat - Bud Light

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Hobbies:Hunting, Fishing, Camping, 4-wheeling

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Last good movie:22 Jump Street

Favorite TV Shows:Big Bang Theory, Bones

Favorite Foods:Steak

Most famous person Ive met: Rick from Pawn Stars

Person youd most like to meet (living or dead): Both

my grandpas.... been told they were some pretty amazing

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If you could attend any event in the world:WeFest

If you hit the lottery for 75 million:Spend it, HaHa, go to

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Pet Peeve:Fake people

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what 3

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Worlds greatest invention:Bug spray

My most embarrassing moment in life has been:trying

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Friday Funnies

by Sugar

A guy had been eeling down in the dumps orso long that he finally decided to seek the aid o apsychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch and spilledhis guts, then waited or the proound wisdom o thepsychiatrist to make him eel better. Te psychiatrist asked him a ew questions, tooksome notes and then sat thinking in silence or a ewminutes with a puzzled look on his ace.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression odelight and said, Um, I think your problem is low sel-esteem. It is very common among losers.

Afer their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided thatwas enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So thehusband went to the veterinarian and told him that heand his cousin didnt want to have any more children. Te vet told him that there was a procedure calleda vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it wasexpensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, isto go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beercan, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10. Te hillbilly said to the doctor, I may not be thesharpest tool in the shed, but I dont see how puttinga cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to

help me. rust me, said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put itin a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began tocount! One, two, three, our, five... At which point, he paused, placed the beer canbetween his legs and continued counting on his otherhand.

A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said , Daddy,Daddy, can I have another glass o water please? But Ive given you 10 glasses o water already son! Te little boy said, I know, daddy, but the bedroomis still on fire!

Teres a technical term or a sunny, calm, warm

day which ollows two rainy, windy days. Its calledMonday.