are you a professional
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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
The questions are not that difficult, so don’t cheat by
looking ahead!.
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Question Number 1How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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Question Number 2How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer:Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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Question Number 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
Remember?
This tests your memory.
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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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Question Number 4There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit it. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. Why? All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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