andrew johnstone. andrew johnstone became a father……at the age of 12it’s taken its toll
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Andrew Johnstone
Andrew Johnstone
Became a father… …at the age of 12It’s taken its toll
(Pictured here just after widdling on the Bride)
Don Johnstone…
Born with two headsYet possessed
of super powers
…Sir Don is now an International
Financier…
…His pension fund is worth
£17 Million
Kyle Johnstone…
Could not be described as
dopey…Kyle thirsts for
human blood… A creature of
the night…
…and gnaws on treesKyle Johnstone… no way is he Dopey
Maria Johnstone
She shares with her oldest brother…
Spot the differenceMariaTasmanian Devil
…a taste for human blood
Her special power is levitation
She has a keen interest in mirrors
For some reason
Elena Johnstone
Born with the face of a duck
Elena tried all manner of styles
Before finally deciding to
become an alcoholic
She now enjoys striking film star looks