“and god stood in heaven and proclaimed in a deep and awe inspiring voice, let their be…”
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“and God stood in heaven and proclaimed in a deep and awe inspiring voice, let their be…”
“…and everything to do with monkeys”
God was walking thru heaven,.,.,. Nah wait a minute
God was rolling thru heaven in his Toyota supra (that’s better)
As he was cruising he glanced out of his window down on to the world he had recently created and thought that it lacked something.
MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS
So God took it to the board of directors (being God urd of thought he wouldn’t have to)
“We need monkeys”
“don’t be daft g-man”
“we don’t need monkeys there stupid and fick creatures”
“We wish you a merry xmas”
This didn’t impress god
“Damn u all to satins HELLLLLLLLLLLLL”
Saying this god whips out his MP5-SD5 and wages war on the directors
Ha ha die weird Chinese man
“U cannot kill me god I shall set trinity and the evil staring eyes on u”
“she can not kill me”
“Damn that hurt.., but she is no good against my SAM launcher”
Trinity noo
U killed my pussy
u bas
Shut up crazy white virgin
Now what
Father, Trinity could be a great help, and I
for one welcome monkeys.lord I can
resurrect her
Go on then. hurry this coming of
Christ would be nice
Hermes give me speed, Zeus give me power, Hercules give me strength,
Springer give me Steve
Steve
(God)
Lo Steve By the power I stole from Springer I little choir boy
command you trinity to rise from the ashes
Ouch!
Part 2
And
Create Monkeys © ™ ®
Lets create those
monkeys
Miawooooooo
Yes…well…I will anyway.
Ohh yea hold me down look
out Its Da g-man coming thru
Hello there I just created u
Oh yea im a monkey wit a gun, im an stone cold killer
Hi there monkey I see god finally created you
then
“grunt”
End of part 2
Part 3
Show me wot your got dumb monkey
F***
“grunt”
-7HP
Final fantasy style
My turn
Go laser eyes
Crazy bitch cat I aint finished yet
End of part 4
Damn life force fading eye sight going. Blah blah blah blah.ugghhhghgh
What you going to do know
I am gonna tear you
limb from limb
Part 5
You wont dare
Wanna bet monkey boy?!?!
Come my followers!
Now what you going to
do?
I will…Before you answerer…
My friends attack
Meanwhile…
Where is she?
What's this?
Its trinity wit a gun
You hear ‘bout bill
Yeah bullet went straight through the
brain
Die, you dumb dicks.
Now its your turn?
You cant escape
me
Just you and me now!!
Bring it on!!
End of part 5
Part 6
TrinityMonkey
FightMissed me!
Gimme more
Deploy singing hamster
Wail wail wail wail my name is gail wail wail wail my name
is gail
Nooooooooo I canne take any more capn’
shes gonna blow
Looks like I won, but the price was unbearable
remember kids don’t play wit guns, lasers or SAM launcher,
ask sam first.
THE END
Trinity
Staring
Monkey McGuire
Joe JuilaniWeird Chinese man
Written, produced and directed by Cavell
Virgin Mary LIL’ choir boy
Steve
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