why you should never visit slovakia. ever. 29 reasons : )!

Why you should never visit Slovakia. Ever.

29 reasons : )!

1. Slovakia is really not beautiful

Bratislava Main Square, Christmas market

2. Especially not the nature

Mill in Kvačianska Valley

3. It has literally nothing to offer

Banská Štiavnica Calvary

4. No breathtaking places

Domica cave, Rožňava

5. No history

Spiš castle, the 6th biggest castle in the world

6. And definitely no beautiful landscapes

The High Tatras

7. Beautiful animals live only in the ZOOs

A wild fox, Pieniny

8. Because the country doesn't have its traditional ones

Tatra Chamois, which is living only in the Tatras

9. The countryside is so boring

A small church in Drážovce, Nitra

10. And gets even more boring in the winter

Veľký Rozsutec mountain, Žilina

11. Not to mention the spring, of course

The High Tatras

12. It sucks since the country doesn't have a sea

The Liptov Dam, Liptovský Mikuláš

13. And it has no traditions...

A traditional slovak festival, Čičmany

14. ...nor interesting museums

Vlkolínec museum - a traditional vilage,World Heritage site, Ružomberok

15. It just grew out of nothing

The Altar of Master Paul of Levoča, 16th century, the biggest wooden altar in the world

16. The cities are just so ugly!

Unesco World Heritage, Bardejov

17. Not interesting at all

St. Elisabeth's Cathedral, Košice

18. You can just feel the communism everywhere

Bratislava Castle, Bratislava

19. Really nothing to see

Main Square, Kremnica, one of the oldest Mints in the world

20. Especially not in Bratislava. Everyone hates Bratislava. You too. Start hating. Now.

Bratislava's Old Town with an overview of the St. Michael's Gate, a former part of the city's fortification

21. And by the way - the country has really terrible castles...Terrible!

Orava Castle, Oravský Podzámok

22. Just ugly

Trenčín Castle, Trenčín

23. Mainly this one

Bojnice Castle, Bojnice

24. As well as the women...

Lomnický Štít, High Tatras

25. ...and the food

A traditional slovak garlic soup served in a crispy bread

26. Really bad

Traditional slovak types of cheese, such as Oštiepok, Korbáčik or Parenica

27. Everything is just boring, sad and ugly

Špania Dolina, a Valley in Banská Bystrica

28. They will all just rob you anyway...even the animals

A squirrel in a park, Nitra

29. There is no point in visiting Slovakia...Why anyone does it?

Hriňová, Detva