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Page 1: Why you should never visit Slovakia. Ever. 29 reasons : )!

Why you should never visit Slovakia. Ever.

29 reasons : )!

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1. Slovakia is really not beautiful

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Bratislava Main Square, Christmas market

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2. Especially not the nature

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Mill in Kvačianska Valley

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3. It has literally nothing to offer

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Banská Štiavnica Calvary

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4. No breathtaking places

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Domica cave, Rožňava

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5. No history

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Spiš castle, the 6th biggest castle in the world

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6. And definitely no beautiful landscapes

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The High Tatras

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7. Beautiful animals live only in the ZOOs

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A wild fox, Pieniny

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8. Because the country doesn't have its traditional ones

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Tatra Chamois, which is living only in the Tatras

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9. The countryside is so boring

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A small church in Drážovce, Nitra

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10. And gets even more boring in the winter

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Veľký Rozsutec mountain, Žilina

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11. Not to mention the spring, of course

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The High Tatras

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12. It sucks since the country doesn't have a sea

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The Liptov Dam, Liptovský Mikuláš

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13. And it has no traditions...

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A traditional slovak festival, Čičmany

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14. ...nor interesting museums

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Vlkolínec museum - a traditional vilage,World Heritage site, Ružomberok

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15. It just grew out of nothing

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The Altar of Master Paul of Levoča, 16th century, the biggest wooden altar in the world

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16. The cities are just so ugly!

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Unesco World Heritage, Bardejov

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17. Not interesting at all

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St. Elisabeth's Cathedral, Košice

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18. You can just feel the communism everywhere

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Bratislava Castle, Bratislava

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19. Really nothing to see

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Main Square, Kremnica, one of the oldest Mints in the world

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20. Especially not in Bratislava. Everyone hates Bratislava. You too. Start hating. Now.

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Bratislava's Old Town with an overview of the St. Michael's Gate, a former part of the city's fortification

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21. And by the way - the country has really terrible castles...Terrible!

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Orava Castle, Oravský Podzámok

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22. Just ugly

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Trenčín Castle, Trenčín

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23. Mainly this one

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Bojnice Castle, Bojnice

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24. As well as the women...

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Lomnický Štít, High Tatras

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25. ...and the food

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A traditional slovak garlic soup served in a crispy bread

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26. Really bad

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Traditional slovak types of cheese, such as Oštiepok, Korbáčik or Parenica

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27. Everything is just boring, sad and ugly

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Špania Dolina, a Valley in Banská Bystrica

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28. They will all just rob you anyway...even the animals

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A squirrel in a park, Nitra

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29. There is no point in visiting Slovakia...Why anyone does it?

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