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An essay on spaghetti
Are you sitting comfortably? At first glance spaghetti mayseem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any
one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood.Remarkably spaghetti is heralded by shopkeepers and
investment bankers alike, leading many to state that several
of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognisingits increasing relevance to understanding future generations.
It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history
that spaghetti is rarely given rational consideration by theover 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal
restrictions. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to
provide an exaustive report on spaghetti and its numerous
'industries'.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society
give a clear picture of the importance of spaghetti todevelopments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers
inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any
further. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've
traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society stillcollects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned
colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye
of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. No symbol is more potent thanspaghetti in society today. It provides standards by which we
may judge our selves.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate
subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is
an idiot. If society has a favourite child, it is spaghetti.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are beingattributed to spaghetti. Of course, spaghetti fits perfectly into
the Greek-Roman model. Taking special care to highlight therole of spaghetti within the vast framework which this
provides.
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Interest
spaghetti
The statistics make it clear that spaghetti is a major market
factor. Recent studies indicate that interest will continue tofollow spaghetti for the foreseeable future. Many analysts
fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing spaghettiand much of what has been written of it can be like
comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one
more accustomed to spaghetti.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that
most brilliant mind Achilles T. Time 'I don't believe inghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] He was first
introduced to spaghetti by his mother. Perhaps the word
which sums up the importance of spaghetti to politics is
'participation'.
I hope, for our sake that spaghetti will endure.
Conclusion
In conclusion, spaghetti has, and will continue to be a major
building block for the world in which we live. It establishes
order, invades where necessary, though spaghetti brings withit obvious difficulties, it is truly spaghetti.
I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Love Hewitt: 'I
wouldn't be where I am today without spaghetti.' [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
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[3] My spaghetti! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing
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