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An essay on spaghetti

Are you sitting comfortably? At first glance spaghetti mayseem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any

one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood.Remarkably spaghetti is heralded by shopkeepers and

investment bankers alike, leading many to state that several

of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognisingits increasing relevance to understanding future generations.

It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history

that spaghetti is rarely given rational consideration by theover 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal

restrictions. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to

provide an exaustive report on spaghetti and its numerous

'industries'.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society

give a clear picture of the importance of spaghetti todevelopments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers

inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any

further. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've

traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society stillcollects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned

colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye

of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. No symbol is more potent thanspaghetti in society today. It provides standards by which we

may judge our selves.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate

subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is

an idiot. If society has a favourite child, it is spaghetti.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are beingattributed to spaghetti. Of course, spaghetti fits perfectly into

the Greek-Roman model. Taking special care to highlight therole of spaghetti within the vast framework which this

provides.

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Interest

spaghetti

The statistics make it clear that spaghetti is a major market

factor. Recent studies indicate that interest will continue tofollow spaghetti for the foreseeable future. Many analysts

fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing spaghettiand much of what has been written of it can be like

comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one

more accustomed to spaghetti.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that

most brilliant mind Achilles T. Time 'I don't believe inghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] He was first

introduced to spaghetti by his mother. Perhaps the word

which sums up the importance of spaghetti to politics is

'participation'.

I hope, for our sake that spaghetti will endure.

Conclusion

In conclusion, spaghetti has, and will continue to be a major

building block for the world in which we live. It establishes

order, invades where necessary, though spaghetti brings withit obvious difficulties, it is truly spaghetti.

I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Love Hewitt: 'I

wouldn't be where I am today without spaghetti.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books



[3] My spaghetti! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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