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Network Or Perishby Paresh Motiwala
Network Or Perish
Paresh Motiwala
781 254 4096
pareshmotiwala@gmail.com
@pareshmotiwala
www.linkedin.com/in/pareshmotiwala
www.circlesofgrowth.com
Other Topics: • BI Infrastructure
• SQL Best Practices
• From DBA to PM in 75
minutes
• SSRS
• SSIS
• Why are DBAs afraid of
tools?
• Digital Forensics
• Database Forensics
• Discrimination
• Time Management
FAMILY FUED
Network Or Perish
Why Not Network?
Network Or Perish
X X X X X X
FOSSIL 21
SHELLS 12
JARASSIC 13
EONS 5
PERIOD 3
SEDIMENT 2
LAYERS 2
DX 1
5) X X X X X X
4) X X X X X X
3) X X X X X X
2) X X X X X X
1) X X X X X XNo Time ( you know how it is) 43
I don’t give a sh*t 25
But, I have a job 13
Waste of time 11
I feel exposed 9
Network Or Perish
43
000
In our spare time?
Network Or Perish
X X X X X X
FOSSIL 21
SHELLS 12
JARASSIC 13
EONS 5
PERIOD 3
SEDIMENT 2
LAYERS 2
DX 1
5) X X X X X X
4) X X X X X X
3) X X X X X X
2) X X X X X X
1) X X X X X XGo drink in a bar 43
Watch TV 24
What spare time? 13
Watch movies 11
Play Video Games 9
Network Or Perish
43 000
Network Or Perish
• Small Story---a Company goes on cruise
Network Or Perish
• Small Story --- Get marooned
Network Or Perish
• Small Story--- After a year, The Finance Team
Network Or Perish
• Small Story --- After a year, The Marketing Team
Network Or Perish
• Small Story - After a year, IT staff
Network Or Perish
• Visit to the zoo
Network Or Perish
• TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared
Memory?
• Seven Deadly Myths of Networking.
• Tools for Networking.
• In Person Networking.
• Marketing Yourself.
Network Or Perish
• TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared Memory?
Network Or Perish
• Seven Deadly Myths of Networking
1. Networking means meeting as many people as you can.
2. Networking means telling people about your business whenever you get a chance.
3. Networking should start when you're job-hunting.
4. Networking is for schmoozers/brown nosers.
5. Networking is a waste of time.6. Networking is expensive.7. Networking is phony.
Network Or Perish
• Tools
• Linked In
• Blogs
• Forums
• Google +
• Snapchat
• Other….
Network Or Perish
• In Person Networking
• Volunteering
• Community
• Church/Place of religion
• Professional groups(SSUG, Developers, PASS...)
• Chambers of commerce
• Sports
• Meeting newer people
• Your fellow commuters
• Person sitting next to you at lunch table
• RENs
• Sports
• Old job/college reunions
Network Or Perish
• Marketing Yourself
• Late night work: 2 AM Emails
• Presentations/Tech Talks
• LinkedIn/Facebook/Tweet/Blog
• Share mini successes
• Corporate Citizenship
• Water cooler conversations
Network Or Perish
• Summary:
• Don’t become islands
• Declare your mini victories
• Connect and stay connected
• Always carry your business cards
• And don’t become like these
or
• Discussions, Q&A
Network Or Perish
• Disclaimers
• No Oracle DBAs were hurt in the making of this
presentation
• All Characters in the small story are fictitious
• You must be nuts to believe in the figures of the
Family Feud
• You don’t have to be tall, dark and good looking like
me to effectively network
Network Or Perish
THANK YOUParesh Motiwala for
President 2016
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