lbsnaa in 2020

AcademyAcademyVision 2020Vision 2020

K K Pathak

Vision PlanAchieving 5-S

Saving Environment

Saving Time Saving LabourSaving Brain

Saving Energy

Mess

• There will be e-meal service, food will be sent as attachment.

• Ganga Dhaba and Chopstick will be nationalized, and run with technical collaboration of McDonalds and Golden Dragon chains; management by Duke University

Mess

Mess• Academy will provide space food in

collaboration with ISRO/NASA, to keep pace & ace of those persons, who still feel down to earth.

Hostels

• Accessibility from hostels to mess and class is a permanent complaint. We thought of three options—

Lift RopewayEscalator

After a long seminar and discussion we found that above options are not as per our 5-S norm,

Hence we came with a three way solution . . .

A slide from the mess to the hostels, with a connected ropeway car !

Hostel

Mess

For the energy efficient (or just lazy)Idea No.-1

People going down will pull the people coming up

Idea No.-2

SkatingFor goingdown Rock Climbing

For going up

For the physically fit (or mentally crazy)

Mess & Class

Hostel

Idea No.-3

Going up by balloon Coming down by Parachute

For the financially fit (or space-ially cozy)

An alternative of Helicopter dropping

Bathrooms Save Earth; Conserve Water

For Daily Bath(individual)

drip bathing system

Bathrooms Save Earth; Conserve Water

For weekly Bath(in group)

sprinkler bathing system

Horse Riding

• Mechanical Rocking chairs will be fitted in class itself for simulation, to save time, money and the horses

Class Facilitation

• P.A. will be allowed to attend the class and take notes on your behalf

• Additional monotony allowance for extremely extra ordinary classes

Classroom

•All classrooms will be fitted with micro radars to detect snoring •PPTs will be directly projectedon OTs’ eyes, in their sleep

Computer Lab-:Operating System:-

We will develop most efficient operating software Win-dow(ry)s

-:Search Engine:- in stead of Google, we will develop Goggles-ogle,

which has eye motion recognition & brain mapping system,

you will find anything automatically as you come before the monitor

Computer Lab

Some will threaten themWe know how OTs handle computer. . .

Computer Lab

Some will be threatened by them

Computer LabHence only those persons will be expected to

attend computer class,who have not evolved over the damn machine

even after so many years.

Computer LabAnd rest will be provided mouse of next gen

LibraryLooking at the

weight of books Vs. weight of trainees,e-delivery upto rooms will be needed.

Library

• Pareto’s 20:80 law– Only 20% OTs take books– Only 20% of them read– Only 20% part of book is read

• Per year 20% decrease in readership• Per year 20% increase of books in library• Statistically 20% of 20% of 20% book

material are read out of available books, hence we will weed out 89% books..

TelepathyHeart beating sickness

HospitalUsually OTs are use to get

several unusual Medical reports,Hence there will be two new technologies

Telemedicine sleeping sickness

Hospital

Facility For

• Gastroenterology & Orthopedics FC• Cardiac Care Unit Phase-I• Neo Natal Care Unit Phase-II• Crèche Phase-III• Old Age homes Phase-IV• Get well soon card Phase-V

Happy Valley

Valley is sinking @ 0.2 meter per year due to overemphasis on PT,

Hence We will have to make it Swimming Pool

Ganga Hostel could be the Diving Pad

Sports

Upgraded Version of Hide & seek game will be played between

Faculty and OT,On Cordon & Search or sight and shoot method

Faculty

Faculty will appear only through video conference

Faculty

Asker Award

We will establish new Academy Award to be given to the most frequent question asker

MonkeysLooking the increasing incidents of

suspicious activities in academy, we need better sniffer watchdogs. Going ahead of Grassroot workers, we evolve the idea of Treetop workers.

Monkeys have more experience in the academy than any faculty or OT, hence they will be posted as Barefoot Watchman.

Duties of the Monkeys• Physical Activities: they will chase

those OTs not coming to PT or jogging willfully.

Monkeys Effect

OTs may behave like monk before monkeys,after their appointment

At the end

Administration is like the reverse of Bodhi-Tree,Everyone gets enlightenment once he gets out from its shade

We hope we remain to see this,but some of us may retire or resign

Thanks

K K Pathak Committee presentation