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Elminster cast a potent__________ spell andthen had sex with__________.

A true gamer has noproblem with__________.

My innovative newRPG has a stat for__________.

In the grim darknessof the future there isonly __________.

Big Eyes,Small __________

Back when I was 12and I was juststarting playingD&D, the game had__________.

You start with 1D4__________ points.

Linear Fighter,Quadratic__________

People arewondering whySteve JacksonpublishedGURPS __________.

__________: TheStorytelling Game

Pathfinder is basicallyD&D __________Edition.

The Temple ofElemental__________

The portal leads tothe quasi-elementalplane of __________.

What made thepaladin fall?

Alignment:Chaotic __________

Worst characterconcept ever:__________, butwith __________.

The Slayer’s Guideto __________.

Storygames aren’tRPGs because ofthe __________.

It’s a D&D retroclonewith __________added.

Dnd 4.0 isn’t real dndbecause of the__________.

Steve Jackson’sbeard.

Pissing on GaryGygax’s grave.

Cultural Marxism.Misogynerds.

BadWrongFun.The entire PalladiumBooks® Megaverse™.

Drizzt.GNS theory.

Gamer chicks.Boob plate armor.Ron Edwards’ braindamage.

FATAL.

Dice insertedsomewhere painful.

RPG.net.Random chargen.Storygames.

Rape.Dissociatedmechanics.

Verisimilitude.Dragon boobs.

Dumbed down shitfor ADD WoW babies.

Quoting MontyPython.

Total Party Kill.Gelatinous Cubes.

Healing Surges.The Forge.Swine.Save or die.

Drow blackface.Bigby’s GropingHands.

THAC0.Magic missile.

Owlbear’s tears.Bearded dwarvenwomen.

A kick to the dicebags.Fishmalks.

Game balance.The Crisis ofTreachery™.

Rapenards.Natural 20.

Rocks fall,everyone dies.

Oozemaster.Kobolds.Grimdark.

Cheetoism.Killfuck Soulshitter.Black Tokyo.Martial dailies.

4rries.Fun Tyrant.Role-playing androll-playing.

The naked succubusin the Monster Manual.

Cthulhu.Grognards AgainstHumanity.

Dildo ofEnlightenment +2.

The randomprostitute table.

Rifts™.Vampire: TheMasquerade.

Comeliness.Mike Mearls.

Gazeebos.Neckbeards.Special snowflakes.Gygaxian naturalism.

Sacred cows.Eurocentric fantasy.Bribing the GM withsexual favors.

A ratcatcher with asmall but vicious dog.

Amber DicelessRoleplaying.

Githyanki therapy.White privilege.Dice animism.

Grinding levels.Magical tea party.Lesbian stripperninjas.

Slaughtering innocentorc children.

Dying during chargen.Splugorth blindwarrior women.

Maid RPG.Mark Rein•Hagen.

Ale and whores.Dump stats.

Steampunk bullshit.Portable holes.Nude larping.Lorraine Williams.

The Deck ofMany __________.

You are all at a tavernwhen __________approach you.

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