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I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone.

People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boringh e a r t t h r o bI can’t explain to you

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Being a Scientologist, when you dr ive past an accident.. . you know you have to do something about it because

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Towie is on tonight!

Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it.

Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination..

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awkwardWhenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over

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How many girls have you pulled since the last series?I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone.

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He was left in a box in front of Walmart.

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one rumor i wont stand for is people saying what me and my fans have isnt real. Indonesia I see you. i love u. I love ALL MY FANS

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People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boring

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Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about i t because

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Towie is on tonight! Skeeny meeny pudling pie numsay get me

Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it.

Who wants to win a day/night out with me?. Good Luck people LOVE YOU!

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Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination..

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Whenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I ’d love to be skinny like that butnot with all those flies and death and stuff.

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