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I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone. People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boring h e a r t t h r o b I can’t explain to you what it’s like to be a Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you’re the only o n e t h a t Towie is on tonight! Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it. Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination.. i barely knew they existed awkward Whenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over I don’t understand how people can be I’d love to be skinny like that but one that can really How I lost a stone and other stories Emily Fitch

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I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone.

People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boringh e a r t t h r o bI can’t explain to you

what it’s like to be a

Being a Scientologist, when you dr ive past an accident.. . you know you have to do something about it because

y o u ’ r e the only

o n e t h a t

Towie is on tonight!

Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it.

Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination..

i b a r e l y k n e w t h e y e x i s t e d

awkwardWhenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over

I don’t understand

how people can be

I ’d love to be skinny like that but

one that can real ly

How I lost a stone and other stories Emily Fitch

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and other stories

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famous adjectiveknown about by many people

celebrity noun a famous person.the state of being well known

role modelnouna person looked to by others as an example to be imitated.

idol nounan image or representation of a god used as an object of worship.a person or thing that is greatly admired, loved, or revered

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How many girls have you pulled since the last series?I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone.

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s o c r u e l

He was left in a box in front of Walmart.

I don’t understand

how people can be

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I don’t understand

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one rumor i wont stand for is people saying what me and my fans have isnt real. Indonesia I see you. i love u. I love ALL MY FANS

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People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boring

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I can’t explain to you what it’s like to be a

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h e a r t t h r o b

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Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about i t because

y o u k n o w

o n e that can r e a l l y

y o u ’ r e the only

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help.”

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Towie is on tonight! Skeeny meeny pudling pie numsay get me

Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it.

Who wants to win a day/night out with me?. Good Luck people LOVE YOU!

Bla bla bla!

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Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination..

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awkward

i b a r e l y k n e w t h e y e x i s t e d

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Whenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I ’d love to be skinny like that butnot with all those flies and death and stuff.

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