gaurav kumar | 31 december 2015

CONTRALAND

ONCE UPON A TIME IN

This presentation has been delivered late because we had to illegally import the digital content from Kuwait…much like the subject of the presentation himself.

CONTRALAND

ONCE UPON A TIME IN

In an alternate universe, peace, law and order was plaguing the citizens

People were scared of the orderliness and upholding the legal

fabric of system

A secret group, Men Against Retarded Dogmas (MARD), met in an isolated village in Bihar to plan their revolution

They needed someone with soopar-powers

his prowess his charisma

his diction his swag

Together, they created their saviour.

And when he rose from the dung, they shouted:

Tu Mard Hai

Because he had to champion disorder and anarchy, they christened him CONTRABAND

Pyaar se, CONTRA

And thus began the act of pirating. An illustrative slide on smuggling exploits over the last year:

For Smuggled

Human scale of appreciation

Good

Contra’s scale of appreciation

Better Best Incredible God level

Phodu

Partly, for no reason

FII juniors gifted me a pair of light-in-the

dark glasses. Party toh banti hai

Chugged three litres of beer. Let’s celebrate

my victory. Party toh banti hai

Finally watched a Transformers movie, without

ogling at Megan Fox. Party toh banti hai

Hooshing Whooshing

Pain caused

Fear

rais

ed

Pool, old school

Playing pool Since 2014

Playing the charm card Since inception

Con-stants

Love on the road Love on the journey

Happy birthday, Contra

D-Top ka Gaurav ho tum!