gaurav kumar | 31 december 2015
TRANSCRIPT
CONTRALAND
ONCE UPON A TIME IN
This presentation has been delivered late because we had to illegally import the digital content from Kuwait…much like the subject of the presentation himself.
CONTRALAND
ONCE UPON A TIME IN
In an alternate universe, peace, law and order was plaguing the citizens
People were scared of the orderliness and upholding the legal
fabric of system
A secret group, Men Against Retarded Dogmas (MARD), met in an isolated village in Bihar to plan their revolution
They needed someone with soopar-powers
his prowess his charisma
his diction his swag
Together, they created their saviour.
And when he rose from the dung, they shouted:
Tu Mard Hai
Because he had to champion disorder and anarchy, they christened him CONTRABAND
Pyaar se, CONTRA
And thus began the act of pirating. An illustrative slide on smuggling exploits over the last year:
For Smuggled
Human scale of appreciation
Good
Contra’s scale of appreciation
Better Best Incredible God level
Phodu
Partly, for no reason
FII juniors gifted me a pair of light-in-the
dark glasses. Party toh banti hai
Chugged three litres of beer. Let’s celebrate
my victory. Party toh banti hai
Finally watched a Transformers movie, without
ogling at Megan Fox. Party toh banti hai
Hooshing Whooshing
Pain caused
Fear
rais
ed
Pool, old school
Playing pool Since 2014
Playing the charm card Since inception
Con-stants
Love on the road Love on the journey
Happy birthday, Contra
D-Top ka Gaurav ho tum!