an odd story about two creatures that are hopelessly bored

An odd story about two creatures that are hopelessly

bored

Why do I have to pull this dumb

wagon? What are you going to do with it, anyway?

I shall perform something that no creature has

ever devised before! …a new

mode of transportation!

Rocket-powered wagons have been

done before. Millions of times. By you.

Ha, I know what you’re thinking! Ol’ Mitch is off his chain! But this time, it’s

different!

The biggest difference is

that, this time, it’ll work!

I’m so excited.

This time, for sure! Hey Ray, remember that

other time yak yak yak yak yak yak…

Four Seconds later…

This happened!

…And it’s done!

How the heck did

we do that so fast?

Let’s see here…•Seatbelts? Nope.•Safety? Nope.•Extra fuel? Nope.•Backup engines? Nope.

All set!

GET ME OFF THIS DEATH

TRAP!Prepare final countdown!

5…4…3…

BOOM!

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Feel that wind! We’re at the mercy

of the breeze!

You forgot

the wings, didn’t you?

Knew that shouldn’t

have taken four

seconds!

AAAAHHHHHH!

POOF!

TO BE CONTINUED…MAYBE