abhishek

Post on 13-Jul-2015

515 Views

Category:

Technology

6 Downloads

Preview:

Click to see full reader

TRANSCRIPT

• Sawdhan…

deviyo aur sajjano, pesh kar rhe he….

– The Dashing

– The Charismatic

– The Handsome

One and Only One –

HAWALDAR

Aye, majha lathi kuthe ahe???

Yeh maen maen wala Hawaldar he….

Maenn.. Maenn.. kon hoon?

Maennn aisa nahihun re…

maenn—maenntoh majak kar rha

tha…..

The different party Animal…

Listen to 80’s songs…maximum he can go upto 90’s but no recent than that3 or 4 pegs of strong but cheap whisky Namkeen chahiyeAfter 4 pegs, he dances like a typical 80’s superstar After 5 pegs, he expresses his latent desires – check out the pic

Check out his love for his hair clips ….Any girl in campus need them contact – J 214

The ultimate Ghissu / Aalsi of J-Mid

Using lounge for study

Using lounge for talking to his gfoops…sorry not gf but bfs….

Using lounge for rest

Abhishek, Please yaarLounge ka yeh use mat karo !!!

The Best(?) Joke(PJ?)-Cracker

> Plot – Sonane with his friends in the bus which has broken down..situation is quite serious and driver need water to cool down the engine..

Driver to Sonane: Pani ka bottle he kya?Sonane: ha, he naDriver: toh jaldi doSonane: Par usme pani nai he

> Plot – usual discussion about girls in J-Mid

Somebody to Sonane: Yaar yeh ladkiyo ko itne sare fayde kyu milte he ? Sonane: yaar yeh toh duniya ka niyam he na, afterall it all tend towards that Infinity…. (agar joke samajh mein nahi aaye toh jyada load mat lo)

> Plot – Bhaiya (J-Mid wale) went to Chennai for his Visa and Sonane’s group is doing case in his room, GG enters

GG to Sonane: arey yeh bhaiya kaha gaye he? Sonane: Bhaiya na…unhe humne chennai bheja he, mausam ki jankari lene keliye bas abhi aate hi honge

Behind closed doors…

• Plot – J-214 locked from inside with a DND note

• What’s happening inside? –Financial case tutoring by Abhishek to a lady (Term 4)

• But his core competitive advantage was lost to the daddu of P-block

Dear PGP1 girls: Corp Fin is indeed tough but you always have option of J-214 (please bring DND note on your own, we have ran out of them due to heavy seasonal demand )

When all attempts to impress any girl (PGP2 / PGP1 or even Exchange girls) failed…

I will impress him with the LIRIL

freshness… la la lala

Jab koi na mili tab CCS partner ka hi shikaar kar liya..

5th term its all about GAY- giri for him :-P

• It’s our turn to lathi-charge on hawaldartonight

• Make your mark on his @$$ today @J-Mid

Happy Birthday Dearest Abhishek !!! - (J-Mid)

top related