abhishek
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• Sawdhan…
deviyo aur sajjano, pesh kar rhe he….
– The Dashing
– The Charismatic
– The Handsome
One and Only One –
HAWALDAR
Aye, majha lathi kuthe ahe???
Yeh maen maen wala Hawaldar he….
Maenn.. Maenn.. kon hoon?
Maennn aisa nahihun re…
maenn—maenntoh majak kar rha
tha…..
The different party Animal…
Listen to 80’s songs…maximum he can go upto 90’s but no recent than that3 or 4 pegs of strong but cheap whisky Namkeen chahiyeAfter 4 pegs, he dances like a typical 80’s superstar After 5 pegs, he expresses his latent desires – check out the pic
Check out his love for his hair clips ….Any girl in campus need them contact – J 214
The ultimate Ghissu / Aalsi of J-Mid
Using lounge for study
Using lounge for talking to his gfoops…sorry not gf but bfs….
Using lounge for rest
Abhishek, Please yaarLounge ka yeh use mat karo !!!
The Best(?) Joke(PJ?)-Cracker
> Plot – Sonane with his friends in the bus which has broken down..situation is quite serious and driver need water to cool down the engine..
Driver to Sonane: Pani ka bottle he kya?Sonane: ha, he naDriver: toh jaldi doSonane: Par usme pani nai he
> Plot – usual discussion about girls in J-Mid
Somebody to Sonane: Yaar yeh ladkiyo ko itne sare fayde kyu milte he ? Sonane: yaar yeh toh duniya ka niyam he na, afterall it all tend towards that Infinity…. (agar joke samajh mein nahi aaye toh jyada load mat lo)
> Plot – Bhaiya (J-Mid wale) went to Chennai for his Visa and Sonane’s group is doing case in his room, GG enters
GG to Sonane: arey yeh bhaiya kaha gaye he? Sonane: Bhaiya na…unhe humne chennai bheja he, mausam ki jankari lene keliye bas abhi aate hi honge
Behind closed doors…
• Plot – J-214 locked from inside with a DND note
• What’s happening inside? –Financial case tutoring by Abhishek to a lady (Term 4)
• But his core competitive advantage was lost to the daddu of P-block
Dear PGP1 girls: Corp Fin is indeed tough but you always have option of J-214 (please bring DND note on your own, we have ran out of them due to heavy seasonal demand )
When all attempts to impress any girl (PGP2 / PGP1 or even Exchange girls) failed…
I will impress him with the LIRIL
freshness… la la lala
Jab koi na mili tab CCS partner ka hi shikaar kar liya..
5th term its all about GAY- giri for him :-P
• It’s our turn to lathi-charge on hawaldartonight
• Make your mark on his @$$ today @J-Mid
Happy Birthday Dearest Abhishek !!! - (J-Mid)