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The euro is offering visitors to Spain good value again, the weather has warmed up, and construction is at its busi-est since the crash and it´s going to be a great summer! However, you wouldn´t think that by reading some of the local papers would you? Why is it they seem to focus on the doom and gloom? Es-pecially my old paper The Courier…but then I do hear the Grim Reaper works there nowadays. It´s far too easy to do bad news and it takes a lot more effort to produce good, fact based pieces. There are a few exceptions – you´ve only got to read them to see which ones I mean – and some good reporters out there trying not to shoot all us businesses on the Costas in the foot…unlike the ones who take the easy route?It´s been one of those months…After going A*** over T** again dur-ing the night I’ve come to the decision, I either need a new rug...or a different colour dog…however, dogs aside (or not) we’ve reached

that time of year in Spain when we all get religious and head for the beach, lay down a towel and worship our Sun God having blessed ourselves with Ambre Soler beforehand.The last Friday of May I spent (unself-ishly) the whole day doing extensive research on behalf of all the expats out

there and one day I’ll publicise my conclusions on who serves the

best coffee in Alicante …I just need to be sure first. On the

way into the lovely city I got stuck in a traffic jam stuck behind a woman who insisted on continually using the poorly-aimed screen wash jets on her

Merc and I was on my mo-torbike...refreshing was a positive

way of looking at it, I guess.Last week I also had one of those dreams where you wake up and you´re actually thump-ing the pillow (or something) imagining it´s Simon Cowell (or someone). I was snoozing on the terrace (in my dream I was smooching with Cameron Diaz and I was a perfect gent…), and I awoke thinking I was being kissed, passionately. There’s got to be better ways of waking up from a nice dream while sun bathing than being French-kissed by a Labrador, and it´s put me off Miss Diaz…almost. And anyway, you have to question evolution when any dog can stick her head between her legs (in front of everyone), and sound like they´re enjoying it so much...Back to the grind I guess. More research over the com-ing month to do. Who serves the best beer, wine and tonight

(once again) I shall unselfishly dedicate the evening to helping the struggling Spanish economy...using the medium of Rioja... I have the wine, the finger food, the music and the sunset to enjoy, with two females. But I’ve still got to FrontLine them first...

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going to be a great summer! However, you wouldn´t think that by reading some of the local papers would you? Why is it they seem to focus on the doom and gloom? Es-pecially my old paper The Courier…but then I do hear the Grim Reaper works there nowadays. It´s far too easy to do bad news and it takes a lot more effort to produce good, fact based pieces. There are a few exceptions – you´ve only got to read them to see which ones I mean – and some good reporters out there trying not to shoot all us businesses on the Costas in the foot…unlike the ones who take the easy route?It´s been one of those months…After going A*** over T** again dur-ing the night I’ve come to the decision, I either need a new rug...or a different colour dog…however, dogs aside (or not) we’ve reached

that time of year in Spain when we all get religious and head for the beach, lay down a towel and worship our Sun God having blessed ourselves with Ambre Soler beforehand.The last Friday of May I spent (unself-ishly) the whole day doing extensive research on behalf of all the expats out

there and one day I’ll publicise my conclusions on who serves the

best coffee in Alicante …I just need to be sure first. On the

way into the lovely city I got stuck in a traffic jam stuck behind a woman who insisted on continually using the poorly-aimed screen wash jets on her

Merc and I was on my mo-torbike...refreshing was a positive

imagining it´s Simon Cowell (or someone). I was snoozing on the terrace (in my dream I was smooching with Cameron Diaz and I was a perfect gent…), and I awoke thinking I was being kissed, passionately. There’s got to be better ways of waking up from a nice dream while sun bathing than being French-kissed by a Labrador, and it´s put me off Miss Diaz…almost. And anyway, you have to question evolution when any dog can stick her head between her legs (in front of everyone), and sound like they´re enjoying it so much...Back to the grind I guess. More research over the com-ing month to do. Who serves the best beer, wine and tonight

(once again) I shall unselfishly dedicate the evening to helping the struggling Spanish economy...using the medium of Rioja... I have the wine, the finger food, the music and the sunset to enjoy, with two females. But I’ve still got to FrontLine them first...

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hy does it seem that the resident does

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not everyone and will have pay taxes on their decla-

ration and the odds are that if you’ve retired here in

Spain and are receiving your pension from abroad,

you might not have to pay depending on certain

requirements.

If you have retired to Spain and stay in the country

more than 183 days then you too must declare your

income here and not in the UK. You will also benefit

from the special International Treaty between Spain

and the UK. There are still an awful lot of people liv-

ing in Spain but still declaring their incomes in the UK

which means that could be missing out on saving a

lot of money just because

they don’t realise that they can do their declaration

here and take advantage of the fiscal benefits such

as inheritance tax for residents, or just paying less

taxes, for example.

Why?Obviously the Spanish government needs taxes and,

if you are receiving an income you need to be legal.

Even if you know there will be nothing to pay – you’ll

get yourself in the system (which, trust me on this

one, only make life easier) so when the day comes

that someone (we’ll call him ‘Johnny Foreigner’)

dies in Spain Johnny’s family will have a simple task

dealing with the fiscal (the Will etc.) matters than

someone who has never gone into the system.

ExceptionsTo keep it simple (remember it’s me writing this…)

here are some exceptions to the rule of ‘Having to

declare’ but remember also what I said earlier about

there being no harm (only benefits) in getting into the

system.

If you earn less than 22,000€ annually (from one em-

ployer and are already having tax deducted) or (if you

have incomes from several place) that none of those

exceed 1,500€ annually.

If you have received profits from shares or dividends

of less than 1,600€ per year (this even applies if you

have, for example, sold a car for a profit privately).

Salaries or incomes below 11,200€ (usually pen-

sioners) are exempt but remember also that if you

are employed your employer is obliged to deduct a

minimum of 15% from your wage packet to withhold

for the taxman here in Spain. If that does not happen,

because your pension comes from the UK and is

over 11.200 euros (and it has not been tax-deducted

in Spain) - even though you only have one pension,

you must to declare your income in Spain.

Compensation from a road traffic accident is also

exempt from the tax office but again – it’s worth

declaring it anyway.

Anyone receiving unemployment benefit (up to

15,000€ - who’s getting that much..?!) is also free

from deductions.

How?To make sure you don’t need to pay tax on your

income, or indeed reduce your bill at the end of the fi-

nancial year, it’s highly recommended that you speak

to someone who is experienced in the Spanish tax

system – or you could end up paying more than you

need to!

Pedro told me that there are often an array of options

for people to reduce their tax bill (or even pay nothing

at all) if their case is looked at professionally and

with an experienced eye. For example, someone who

has their parents living in the same house can have

certain funds deducted from their end of year tax bill

as can anyone who has perhaps had to adapt their

house for disabled access.

As ever, with any tax office, things are a little more

complicated than we’d like but by dealing with

someone in the know it often works out far simpler

(and less expensive) to have someone who knows

what they are doing look after those (very) important

fiscal matters that can often become an expensive

nightmare in the wrong hands – ours.

From my own experience, the fee charged to make

my declaration was less than Pedro managed to

reduce my tax bill after showing me exactly what I

could and couldn’t claim and therefore the cost of

doing it properly has cost me nothing…in fact I’ve

made a little on the deal, now…do I declare that…?

If you have any questions or queries about the

upcoming ‘Renta’ and whether indeed you should be

declaring your income – call either Pedro or Ignacio

and they’ll put you straight. And the benefit for All

Abroad readers is that they’ll give you first consulta-

tion free – so what have you got to lose apart from a

headache from those piles of paper!

KEEPING IT SIMPLE IN SPAINWe all want an easy (ish)

life here in Spain but not

always that easy is it?

Especially when it comes

to the man with the rubber

stamp. And let’s face it,

the tremendous amount of

paperwork currently run-

ning through the Spanish

bureaucracy system not

only brings (several) South

American countries’ rain

forests down, but assur-

edly their unemployment

numbers too. But that’s the

system we have to work

with but with some expert

help you can make sure

that you’re not one of the

ones rushing to the bank

on the 20th of June to pay a

tax bill at the last minute, or

worse still a fine.

With the annual tax dec-

laration (Renta) deadline

coming soon, on 30th June,

anyone with an income

should be getting their

declaration in order (if

you really want that ‘easy’

life) so we asked Alicante

lawyers, Ignacio and Pedro

to once again step in and

explain just what the ‘Renta’

is and who should be get-

ting the pens out to fill in a

form or two.

Who?

Everyone who has an

income while living here in

Spain needs to make a dec-

laration whether it is from

a salary or from a pension

in another country. Now

before you start worrying,

About Pedro & IgnacioThe two spent a year at South-ampton Institute of interna-tional law so it’s no surprise that they speak English so well. Later, having studied law together at Alicante university, Pedro and Ignacio teamed up and formed the highly success-ful Pellicer & Heredia Solicitors (based in the same building as the British Consulate) and using their understanding of British people have built a firm of three offices (so far) with a fourth opening in Ciudad Quesada very soon –and all the staff speak English, very handy.

The taxman cometh…Dave Bull

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a trouble-free (as far as the Tax man is

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By Dave Bull

I don’t know about you

but when someone

mentions tax affairs and

Spanish bureaucracy

in the same sentence I

usually need to sit down

or have a drink, or both.

But when you´ve had a

chat with some experts

who can put it into plain

and simple language

(English, Spanish – your

choice) it all starts to

make sense and, when

you also discover that not

only will it cost very little

to get yourself legally and

fiscally sorted in Spain

– well, it´s a no-brainer

isn´t it?

For example one couple

who went to see them

were paying tax on their

income (that was paid

to them via the UK) in

Britain. But once the

lawyers had taken a look

at their financial affairs

they were pleased to find

that they could register

in Spain and not have to

pay any tax here at all.

That meant the small fee

they paid for the service

was covered by their tax savings quickly…in

other words, it didn´t cost them anything for the

advice and they have saved money!

Ignacio confirmed: “The Law states that all the

residents in Spain should do their worldwide

declaration in Spain. This means that if you pay

taxes at source (UK), you should register here

in Spain, inform England that you should be

NO TAX there (NT reference) and declare your

income in Spain. This formula will avoid double

taxation. There are some pensions from which

the tax cannot be removed, especially those who

worked for the Government, but you will still

need to do the income tax declaration in Spain if

you are here more than 183 days and reach the

income limits scale.

FISCAL RESIDENT The thing is that even if you do not reach the

limit of the scale (11200€ for those who receive

pensions from abroad), we recommend you

either lodge your tax declaration to confirm

you are a fiscal resident in Spain every year, or

renew the fiscal certificate to prove you are fis-

cal resident in Spain. Proving fiscal residency will

make you save money on inheritance tax than

otherwise, as a non resident, will never apply

the benefits. “

It´s not often we can think about going to see a

lawyer and saving money is it? To be fair a law-

yer’s lot is, more often than not, having to deal

with all those difficult matters, which always

seems so expensive – mainly because we don´t

understand the law – which is why we pay them

in the first place.

FREE CONSULTATIONHowever, the guys and girls at Pellicer & Heredia

will not only offer you a FREE first consultation

of you mention All Abroad magazine, but they´ll

also, and more than likely, save you money.

Put those two together and the fact that you´ll

have peace of mind knowing your fiscal affairs in

Spain are in order.

New openings means new opportunities for Quesada and beyond

By the time you read this Pellicer & Heredia´s

new offices in Avda de Naciones (opposite the

Spice Hut) will be open and buzzing to the sound

of ringing phones and professional chatter. If

you´ve not met them yet just pop along and

have a chat with the friendly staff and (thank

you) accessible lawyers, Pedro and Ignacio,

who´ll quite happily have a no-obligation chat

about whatever you like.

We were there for the opening day on 18th of

May when it seemed as if half of Quesada (and

beyond) had come along to meet the guys!

It´s not surprising seeing as they are two of

Alicante´s busiest lawyers – especially among

expats, their speciality – and with four other

offices around the region the boys are certainly

kept busy looking after a lot of expats´ affairs.

That´s why they´ve emerged as the top lawyers

around for foreigners living in Spain having built

up years of experience dealing with the intrica-

cies involved in the infamous Spanish bureauc-

racy system.

PELLICER & HEREDIA offices

(Alicante Region)

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not everyone and will have pay taxes on their decla-

ration and the odds are that if you’ve retired here in

Spain and are receiving your pension from abroad,

you might not have to pay depending on certain

requirements.

If you have retired to Spain and stay in the country

more than 183 days then you too must declare your

income here and not in the UK. You will also benefit

from the special International Treaty between Spain

and the UK. There are still an awful lot of people liv-

ing in Spain but still declaring their incomes in the UK

which means that could be missing out on saving a

lot of money just because

they don’t realise that they can do their declaration

here and take advantage of the fiscal benefits such

as inheritance tax for residents, or just paying less

taxes, for example.

Why?Obviously the Spanish government needs taxes and,

if you are receiving an income you need to be legal.

Even if you know there will be nothing to pay – you’ll

get yourself in the system (which, trust me on this

one, only make life easier) so when the day comes

that someone (we’ll call him ‘Johnny Foreigner’)

dies in Spain Johnny’s family will have a simple task

dealing with the fiscal (the Will etc.) matters than

someone who has never gone into the system.

ExceptionsTo keep it simple (remember it’s me writing this…)

here are some exceptions to the rule of ‘Having to

declare’ but remember also what I said earlier about

there being no harm (only benefits) in getting into the

system.

If you earn less than 22,000€ annually (from one em-

ployer and are already having tax deducted) or (if you

have incomes from several place) that none of those

exceed 1,500€ annually.

If you have received profits from shares or dividends

of less than 1,600€ per year (this even applies if you

have, for example, sold a car for a profit privately).

Salaries or incomes below 11,200€ (usually pen-

sioners) are exempt but remember also that if you

are employed your employer is obliged to deduct a

minimum of 15% from your wage packet to withhold

for the taxman here in Spain. If that does not happen,

because your pension comes from the UK and is

over 11.200 euros (and it has not been tax-deducted

in Spain) - even though you only have one pension,

you must to declare your income in Spain.

Compensation from a road traffic accident is also

exempt from the tax office but again – it’s worth

declaring it anyway.

Anyone receiving unemployment benefit (up to

15,000€ - who’s getting that much..?!) is also free

from deductions.

How?To make sure you don’t need to pay tax on your

income, or indeed reduce your bill at the end of the fi-

nancial year, it’s highly recommended that you speak

to someone who is experienced in the Spanish tax

system – or you could end up paying more than you

need to!

Pedro told me that there are often an array of options

for people to reduce their tax bill (or even pay nothing

at all) if their case is looked at professionally and

with an experienced eye. For example, someone who

has their parents living in the same house can have

certain funds deducted from their end of year tax bill

as can anyone who has perhaps had to adapt their

house for disabled access.

As ever, with any tax office, things are a little more

complicated than we’d like but by dealing with

someone in the know it often works out far simpler

(and less expensive) to have someone who knows

what they are doing look after those (very) important

fiscal matters that can often become an expensive

nightmare in the wrong hands – ours.

From my own experience, the fee charged to make

my declaration was less than Pedro managed to

reduce my tax bill after showing me exactly what I

could and couldn’t claim and therefore the cost of

doing it properly has cost me nothing…in fact I’ve

made a little on the deal, now…do I declare that…?

If you have any questions or queries about the

upcoming ‘Renta’ and whether indeed you should be

declaring your income – call either Pedro or Ignacio

and they’ll put you straight. And the benefit for All

Abroad readers is that they’ll give you first consulta-

tion free – so what have you got to lose apart from a

headache from those piles of paper!

KEEPING IT SIMPLE IN SPAINWe all want an easy (ish)

life here in Spain but not

always that easy is it?

Especially when it comes

to the man with the rubber

stamp. And let’s face it,

the tremendous amount of

paperwork currently run-

ning through the Spanish

bureaucracy system not

only brings (several) South

American countries’ rain

forests down, but assur-

edly their unemployment

numbers too. But that’s the

system we have to work

with but with some expert

help you can make sure

that you’re not one of the

ones rushing to the bank

on the 20th of June to pay a

tax bill at the last minute, or

worse still a fine.

With the annual tax dec-

laration (Renta) deadline

coming soon, on 30th June,

anyone with an income

should be getting their

declaration in order (if

you really want that ‘easy’

life) so we asked Alicante

lawyers, Ignacio and Pedro

to once again step in and

explain just what the ‘Renta’

is and who should be get-

ting the pens out to fill in a

form or two.

Who?

Everyone who has an

income while living here in

Spain needs to make a dec-

laration whether it is from

a salary or from a pension

in another country. Now

before you start worrying,

About Pedro & IgnacioThe two spent a year at South-ampton Institute of interna-tional law so it’s no surprise that they speak English so well. Later, having studied law together at Alicante university, Pedro and Ignacio teamed up and formed the highly success-ful Pellicer & Heredia Solicitors (based in the same building as the British Consulate) and using their understanding of British people have built a firm of three offices (so far) with a fourth opening in Ciudad Quesada very soon –and all the staff speak English, very handy.

The taxman cometh…Dave Bull

discovers the easy way to live

a trouble-free (as far as the Tax man is

concerned) life in Spain.

Whether you pay

tax or not a FREE

Fiscal Check UP

with the profes-

sionals is an offer

not to be missed!

By Dave Bull

I don’t know about you

but when someone

mentions tax affairs and

Spanish bureaucracy

in the same sentence I

usually need to sit down

or have a drink, or both.

But when you´ve had a

chat with some experts

who can put it into plain

and simple language

(English, Spanish – your

choice) it all starts to

make sense and, when

you also discover that not

only will it cost very little

to get yourself legally and

fiscally sorted in Spain

– well, it´s a no-brainer

isn´t it?

For example one couple

who went to see them

were paying tax on their

income (that was paid

to them via the UK) in

Britain. But once the

lawyers had taken a look

at their financial affairs

they were pleased to find

that they could register

in Spain and not have to

pay any tax here at all.

That meant the small fee

they paid for the service

was covered by their tax savings quickly…in

other words, it didn´t cost them anything for the

advice and they have saved money!

Ignacio confirmed: “The Law states that all the

residents in Spain should do their worldwide

declaration in Spain. This means that if you pay

taxes at source (UK), you should register here

in Spain, inform England that you should be

NO TAX there (NT reference) and declare your

income in Spain. This formula will avoid double

taxation. There are some pensions from which

the tax cannot be removed, especially those who

worked for the Government, but you will still

need to do the income tax declaration in Spain if

you are here more than 183 days and reach the

income limits scale.

FISCAL RESIDENT The thing is that even if you do not reach the

limit of the scale (11200€ for those who receive

pensions from abroad), we recommend you

either lodge your tax declaration to confirm

you are a fiscal resident in Spain every year, or

renew the fiscal certificate to prove you are fis-

cal resident in Spain. Proving fiscal residency will

make you save money on inheritance tax than

otherwise, as a non resident, will never apply

the benefits. “

It´s not often we can think about going to see a

lawyer and saving money is it? To be fair a law-

yer’s lot is, more often than not, having to deal

with all those difficult matters, which always

seems so expensive – mainly because we don´t

understand the law – which is why we pay them

in the first place.

FREE CONSULTATIONHowever, the guys and girls at Pellicer & Heredia

will not only offer you a FREE first consultation

of you mention All Abroad magazine, but they´ll

also, and more than likely, save you money.

Put those two together and the fact that you´ll

have peace of mind knowing your fiscal affairs in

Spain are in order.

New openings means new opportunities for Quesada and beyond

By the time you read this Pellicer & Heredia´s

new offices in Avda de Naciones (opposite the

Spice Hut) will be open and buzzing to the sound

of ringing phones and professional chatter. If

you´ve not met them yet just pop along and

have a chat with the friendly staff and (thank

you) accessible lawyers, Pedro and Ignacio,

who´ll quite happily have a no-obligation chat

about whatever you like.

We were there for the opening day on 18th of

May when it seemed as if half of Quesada (and

beyond) had come along to meet the guys!

It´s not surprising seeing as they are two of

Alicante´s busiest lawyers – especially among

expats, their speciality – and with four other

offices around the region the boys are certainly

kept busy looking after a lot of expats´ affairs.

That´s why they´ve emerged as the top lawyers

around for foreigners living in Spain having built

up years of experience dealing with the intrica-

cies involved in the infamous Spanish bureauc-

racy system.

PELLICER & HEREDIA offices

(Alicante Region)

CIUDAD QUESADAAvenida de las Naciones 36, L.6, Ciudad Quesada, RojalesTel. 965 480 737 – 606 056 282Email: [email protected]

ALICANTEPlaza Calvo Sotelo,1, 03001 Ali-cante Below British ConsulateTel. 965 480 737 – 606 056 282Email: [email protected]

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YOUR FISCAL ONCE-OVER...

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Come and find us!

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Irish Pub & RestaurantIrish Pub & RestaurantIrish Pub & Restaurant

MayorMayorM Small cod or

haddock & chips,

mushy peas or

baked beans,

slice of bread &

butter, pickled

onion

Large cod or haddock & chips,

fruit salad & ice

cream, served with a small

beer, glass of wine or can of

drink 10€

5€

Coming soon: Xmas stock. Place

your orders for all your Xmas

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Daily Specials

Opening timesMonday - Thursday 4pm - 11pmFriday & Saturday 1.30pm - 11pmSunday 4pm - 10.30pm

Eat inside, outside or Take awayTel. 96 669 7070

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& INTERNET CAFÉM

(MASA Square) GRAN ALACANT

9th June!

Plaza Mayor

GRAN ALACANT

Plaza Mayor in Gran Alacant - looking good for Summer!

Times are tough. And even more so when you

discover that the fees you´ve been paying for

the upkeep of your business´s location are

not in fact being used for that purpose at all.

But that´s exactly what happened to several

businesses in Plaza Mayor in Gran Alacant

who were left without lighting in the square

and broken, and arguably dangerous, en-

trance steps that have gone unrepaired for a

number of years.

However, far from moaning about their lot

(nothing seems to be happening with the

administration of the place) most of the busi-

nesses in Plaza Mayor have teamed up to

make the place what it should be – a great

place for all the family to go to…even the

dog.

Rather than battle with each other, the busi-

nesses have sat down and agreed that this

fabulous square is a great place for fami-

lies, or those on their own perhaps, to rest

up, take some refreshment and meet some

friendly people. All it needs is a little TLC (ok,

some bricks too) which the businesses have

already in motion and the Plaza

Mayor will be, once again, an enjoyable place

to go to.

going by the name of Times Square

where tasty grub is also on the

menu.

You´ll notice too Gran Alacant’s busiest

vets are here too – what better place to

get Rex shave d for summer while you

wait outside, in the shade, with a glass

of crushed grapes? Talking of busy, I

know Silvia and Isabel at FAB, no, it´s

not anything to do with Thunderbirds

(Foreigners Advisory Bureau) who are

always running around looking after the

fiscal side of things for expats.That´s it

really, as with most things – the proof of

We´re not just talking

about drinking here either

(although that obviously

is enjoyable), for example

how about the best curry in the area from

Gran Alacant´s original Indian restaurant,

Saffron or traditional (and tasty) fish and

chips from the friendly Maureen and John

at Darby´s Fish and Chips. If alcohol is on

your mind (although both of those places

serve it too) then just opposite you have

the choice of two typically comfy English

Bars, Rumours and The Hole in the Wall,

while next door is a traditional Irish Bar

the pudding is in the

eating (I hear Gavin

at Times Square does

a mean apple pie…) so

you really should get

down there and try

things for yourself and

meet a great bunch of

people working very

hard to give us a

nice place to go and

do things…like drink,

bless them I say!

Seriously try and give

the businesses in

Plaza Mayor your

support as they

go through the

process of fixing

up what is one

of the best places to

visit in Gran Alacant.

If you’d like to feature your business or businesses in a spread like this - just give as a call on 606 540 408 or 96 669 5160

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PlazaMayor

21

lazaayor

‘THE TIMES ARE A-CHANGING’ at

OPEN DAYRE-LAUNCH

An evening of FUN FOR ALL including:7.30pm the FABULOUS Tony Hall Disco

+at 9pm a five piece

band will carry on the fun +MIDNIGHT the partying continues with Tony Hall once more getting the danc-ers bopping away!

GAMES!

8 Ball Pool

RIDES!

atat

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Come and find us!

Irish Pub & RestaurantIrish Pub & RestaurantTIMES SQUARE

TIMES SQUARE

lazaayor Small cod or

haddock & chips,

mushy peas or

baked beans,

slice of bread &

butter, pickled

onion

Large cod or haddock & chips,

fruit salad & ice

cream, served with a small

beer, glass of wine or can of

drink 10€

5€

Coming soon: Xmas stock. Place

your orders for all your Xmas

goodies, i.e. Turky, Hams Gammons, Cakes, Sweets, Crackers etc

Daily Specials

Opening timesMonday - Thursday 4pm - 11pmFriday & Saturday 1.30pm - 11pmSunday 4pm - 10.30pm

Eat inside, outside or Take awayTel. 96 669 7070

FREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS OF 10euros OR MORE

& INTERNET CAFÉ

(MASA Square) GRAN ALACANT

9th June!

find us!find us!

Plaza Mayor

GRAN ALACANT

Plaza Mayor in Gran Alacant - looking good for Summer!

Times are tough. And even more so when you

discover that the fees you´ve been paying for

the upkeep of your business´s location are

not in fact being used for that purpose at all.

But that´s exactly what happened to several

businesses in Plaza Mayor in Gran Alacant

who were left without lighting in the square

and broken, and arguably dangerous, en-

trance steps that have gone unrepaired for a

number of years.

However, far from moaning about their lot

(nothing seems to be happening with the

administration of the place) most of the busi-

nesses in Plaza Mayor have teamed up to

make the place what it should be – a great

place for all the family to go to…even the

dog.

Rather than battle with each other, the busi-

nesses have sat down and agreed that this

fabulous square is a great place for fami-

lies, or those on their own perhaps, to rest

up, take some refreshment and meet some

friendly people. All it needs is a little TLC (ok,

some bricks too) which the businesses have

already in motion and the Plaza

Mayor will be, once again, an enjoyable place

to go to.

going by the name of Times Square

where tasty grub is also on the

menu.

You´ll notice too Gran Alacant’s busiest

vets are here too – what better place to

get Rex shave d for summer while you

wait outside, in the shade, with a glass

of crushed grapes? Talking of busy, I

know Silvia and Isabel at FAB, no, it´s

not anything to do with Thunderbirds

(Foreigners Advisory Bureau) who are

always running around looking after the

fiscal side of things for expats.That´s it

really, as with most things – the proof of

We´re not just talking

about drinking here either

(although that obviously

is enjoyable), for example

how about the best curry in the area from

Gran Alacant´s original Indian restaurant,

Saffron or traditional (and tasty) fish and

chips from the friendly Maureen and John

at Darby´s Fish and Chips. If alcohol is on

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Welcome to our all new Entertainment Guide. Let me start off by introducing myself my name is Mandy O’Hagan and I own a very professional enter-tainment agency here on the Costa Blanca called Stars in Bars. All Abroad and myself realised that what’s miss-ing out here is a great entertainment guide with news of what’s going to be happening and future events to look out for with an easy to follow gig guide so you guys know what’s happening and more importantly..Where and when, so by bringing you this great guide every month and letting you all know about the fantastic events coming up this summer hopefully you won’t miss a thing!!

Well this month we have street parties a plenty happening everywhere for the Queens Diamond Jubilee, on Tuesday 5th Entre Naranjas are hold-ing a great days entertainment with music sup-plied by Emily Hullmann and an olden day music quiz finishing off with the very talented Matt Christian, also on Sunday 3rd Torrevieja town hall are having a huge party in the Park of Nations

people are invited to bring their own picnic, there will be an array of bars there serving all types of cold drinks and the profit from the bars is going to the local Alzheimer’s Association AFA, from 6pm there will be a number of local artists and groups performing all free of charge including dance shows, Morris Dancers, The Phoenix Concert Band, Nick Gold, Maria O’Hara, Keely C and many more, so if your going to one of the many big organised parties or you are just holding your own street party where you live then have a great time guys and raise a glass or two for sixty years reign of Queen Elizabeth II. Well that’s me finished for this month so if you’re a bar or an entertainer and want to appear in the gig guide or you have any events coming up that you would like me to tell everyone about then please contact me by email on [email protected] or call me on 685302529 or just visit my website www.starsinbars.org

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Down1. Stir up 2. Europe’s tallest volcano3. Brad4. Plans secretly5. Faint6. Perch7. Not beneath8. Arab equivalent of an arroyo9. Surroundings10. Euphemism for a scum bag11. Tender12. Quizzes13. Eyesore18. Maiden name users, often22. Tai’s follower24. Score26. Bee bee?27. Saigon’s adversary, once28. Stern29. US painter, John F. ___30. Trudge31. Argentine dance 32. Lucy’s landlady33. Irked36. “Kate and Allie” role39. Building material40. Goose egg43. Third world menace45. Cottage styles47. Corp. swallowed by Verizon49. Assuage51. Cleanse52. ___ mater53. Light gas?54. Bard’s river55. ___ dish56. Move slowly58. Connecting point59. Hindu philosophy60. Washington bills63. Get timber

Word riddleRiddles - Answers below

1.Even though this is a group of super heroes, which one does not belong?

SpidermanThe HulkBatmanThorIron ManCaptain AmericaNightcrawler

2. A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die

3. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible

4. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why

5. A man is lying dead with a back-pack on, face down in the desert. What happened

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Down1. Ems et al2. Vault necessity3. Tiny Greek letter4. Ticked off5. State categorically6. Cell centers7. Colorful duck8. Doctrines9. Hillbilly’s car10. Turn out11. ‘Just kidding’ signal12. Robert ___13. Bring down21. Mythical Muslim maiden22. Roomy place?25. Cravat26. Booth item27. Send a document again29. ‘Camel’ of the Andes30. Davis Love letters?31. Slogan32. Martin in “Apocalypse Now”33. Furze35. Buccaneer’s back37. KGB adversary39. S. Pacific island with important phosphate deposits40. Goose egg41. Providence, R.I. university46. Riot cops at times47. Schools48. Daily preparation50. Early stage52. It magnifies the game53. MIT, for example (abbrev.)54. Libertine55. Trip taker’s exclama-tion56. Parking garage feature57. 30 Down, for ex-ample58. W x H59. Part of SLR60. It makes a prospec-tor prosperous

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1. AnswerThis is a list of “Marvel” comic super he-roes. Batman does not belong. Batman made his first appearance as a comic book superhero in DC Comics “Detective Comics No. 27, May 1939”. Bob Kane has been credited with the original creation of Batman. 2. The man worked at either a lighthouse or an air control center, and when he turned off the lights, the captain couldn’t see and crashed.3. The rope isn’t tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.4. The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.5. The man jumped out of a plane over a desert, but his parachute failed to open

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What am I?

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Down1. Stir up 2. Europe’s tallest volcano3. Brad4. Plans secretly5. Faint6. Perch7. Not beneath8. Arab equivalent of an arroyo9. Surroundings10. Euphemism for a scum bag11. Tender12. Quizzes13. Eyesore18. Maiden name users, often22. Tai’s follower24. Score26. Bee bee?27. Saigon’s adversary, once28. Stern29. US painter, John F. ___30. Trudge31. Argentine dance 32. Lucy’s landlady33. Irked36. “Kate and Allie” role39. Building material40. Goose egg43. Third world menace45. Cottage styles47. Corp. swallowed by Verizon49. Assuage51. Cleanse52. ___ mater53. Light gas?54. Bard’s river55. ___ dish56. Move slowly58. Connecting point59. Hindu philosophy60. Washington bills63. Get timber

Word riddleRiddles - Answers below

1.Even though this is a group of super heroes, which one does not belong?

SpidermanThe HulkBatmanThorIron ManCaptain AmericaNightcrawler

2. A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die

3. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible

4. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why

5. A man is lying dead with a back-pack on, face down in the desert. What happened

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Across1. Span’s partner5. Prefix with body or freeze9. Pearl or peridot14. Broke15. What a litigant does16. Spanish birthplace of St. Theresa17. Choir section18. Con’s game19. Flax fabric20. Like a stunned beachcomber?23. ___ loser24. Choose25. Mar’s follower28. Part of SUV31. Flavor enhancer34. Fleece36. It could be white37. Salmon type38. Anxious cigarette consumer?42. Go ___ (nag)43. Use 52 Down44. Speeds45. ___-Mex46. Black and white49. ___ for the money50. See 51 Across51. Uses 50 Across53. Soviet actors take a bow?61. Nasty necktie?62. Seed coat63. Popular cookie64. Market opener65. Takeout place?66. Await judgement67. Acid and litmus68. Put up69. Lessen

Down1. Ems et al2. Vault necessity3. Tiny Greek letter4. Ticked off5. State categorically6. Cell centers7. Colorful duck8. Doctrines9. Hillbilly’s car10. Turn out11. ‘Just kidding’ signal12. Robert ___13. Bring down21. Mythical Muslim maiden22. Roomy place?25. Cravat26. Booth item27. Send a document again29. ‘Camel’ of the Andes30. Davis Love letters?31. Slogan32. Martin in “Apocalypse Now”33. Furze35. Buccaneer’s back37. KGB adversary39. S. Pacific island with important phosphate deposits40. Goose egg41. Providence, R.I. university46. Riot cops at times47. Schools48. Daily preparation50. Early stage52. It magnifies the game53. MIT, for example (abbrev.)54. Libertine55. Trip taker’s exclama-tion56. Parking garage feature57. 30 Down, for ex-ample58. W x H59. Part of SLR60. It makes a prospec-tor prosperous

BORED? all BOR.ED? all BORED? all BORE

SOLUTIONS:

1. AnswerThis is a list of “Marvel” comic super he-roes. Batman does not belong. Batman made his first appearance as a comic book superhero in DC Comics “Detective Comics No. 27, May 1939”. Bob Kane has been credited with the original creation of Batman. 2. The man worked at either a lighthouse or an air control center, and when he turned off the lights, the captain couldn’t see and crashed.3. The rope isn’t tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.4. The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.5. The man jumped out of a plane over a desert, but his parachute failed to open

Word: anorexicsEasy...ish It's a toughy!

It’s more powerful than God.It’s more evil than the devil.The poor have it.The rich need it.If you eat it, you’ll die.

What am I?

the solution The answer is noth-ing.

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DOLORES

Ref:610 49,950€lovely, 2 Bed, 1 Bath apartment, close to all amenities, furnished, views from terrace, sep kitchen,

great price. Only 49,950€

LA MARINA

Ref:573 60,000€Ideal first time buy, 3 Bed, 1 bath

ground floor apartment, fur-nished, off road parking, patio,

quiet location, air con, perfect first time buy,. Only 60,000€

DAYA NUEVA

Ref 611 59,950€Smashing, 2 Bed, 2 Bath, ground floor apartment, quiet location, ac-cess to solarium, master bed has

bath en suite, com pool, furnished air con, must be viewed! Only 59,950€

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PROPERTY OF THE MONTH

LA MARINA URB Ref 616WHAT A BARGAIN !!! 2 BED, 2 BATH,(1 IS

W.C. AND HAND BASIN ONLY) QUAD. GREAT COND THROUGHOUT, FURNISHED, SOLARI-

UM, SEP KITCHEN, COM POOLAND ONLY 75,000€

LA MARINA URB WHAT A BARGAIN !!!

SUMMER OFFERS

Dave Bull talks to La Marina estate agents IPG and discovers some great properties at even greater prices on the Urb’.

The newspapers may well be full of doom and gloom but here on the Costa Blanca there is always some good news for expats to make the most of. For example in La Marina, which – by the way – have some of the most beauti-ful beaches on the coast, there are bargains to be had!Property prices have steadied but some people still want to sell up and move on, and quickly, and that means that there are some great properties to be had – at very reasonable prices.

I’ve spoken to local experts IPG who have been trading in the area for almost ten years now and they showed me just some of the great offers they have at the moment. For example on La Marina Urb (REF 548) there is a beautiful (detached) three bedroom, two bathroom house tucked away in a nice quiet

location. This used to be a show house with a won-derful landscaped mature garden in a 500m2 plot. It has master bedroom with en suite, a very nice kitchen and separate utility area and upstairs a sun-catching solarium. This place comes fully furnished and you could get

all this for just 199,000€, not bad eh?

Another place Anne McGregor showed me on the Urb’ was a little smaller but the price must be attractive to anyone looking! Just 64,950€ (REF 457) could net a buyer a two bedroom, two bathroom home in the sun with a solarium, terrace, dining room and air con already installed!

Other homes have been improved since first built and a tasteful three bedroom, two bath-room quad style home that I looked around certainly fell into that category. With a decent sized solarium and an en suite in the master bedroom this part-furnished property is only a very short walk from the communal pool too. Up for sale for only 104,995€ (REF 545) I’d

suggest anyone looking should take a look at this one as my words wont do it the justice it deserves.

In, or around, the same sort of price range Anne showed me a few more that could eas-ily be someone’s bargain home in the sun! (REF 602) is similar in description to the one above this place was absolutely immaculate with storage room also and again is well

worth a look – especially for the asking price of 119,500€.

Another of similar price and condition (RF 601) is a three bedroom, two bathroom Isabella style property which is on two floors and comes fur-nished and with an easy to maintain

garden for 117,500€.

If those are little more than you’d consider then how about a three bedroom, 0ne bathroom quad style home in a quiet location? (REF 568). Fully furnished with off road parking, a communal pool and a lovely garden this place will cost a lucky buyer just 89,000€ - now that is a bargain!

That’s all folks… Anne and Alan at IPG tell me they have many more like these too – so make the most of Spain and snap up a bargain before the prices rise inevitably again!

Contact Anne or Alan on 96 679 5233 for any of these proper-ties of if you are looking for something that you haven’t seen here.

and now the GOOD NEWS!

BARGAIN BASEMENT!?

Looking for a property in Spain?

– why not bag yourself a bargain

in La Marina?

REF Price €

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NEW

SOLD - subject to contract

NEW

NEWNEW

EL OASIS

Ref:520 120,000€Immaculate, 3 Bed 2 Bath, det villa,

off road parking terrace, storage, sep kitchen,com pool, at a BARGAIN

PRICE

LA MARINA

Ref:599 128,500€Spacious 4 Bed, 2 Bath det villa, furnished, terrace, storage, under build backs onto verde, viewing

recommended.

1. Dolores, 3 bed, 2 Bath, det villa on a 3,000 m2 plot 2 large covered terraces, garage, bath-

room en suite to master bedroom, fireplace in lounge, spacious

property.

And ONLY 99,000€!!!!! Ref. 619

2. La Marina Urb, 3 Bed, 1 Bath Det villa, extended lounge

diner, new kitchen, large rear ter-

race overlooking verde, off road

parking for 2 cars, room to install a small pool. Fully furnished.

Ex cond 105,000€ Ref. 621

STOP PRESS!!



LA MARINA

Ref:377 60,000€Lovely, 2 Bed 1 Bath end of terrace Bungalow, Rosita style, furnished, air con, good little first time buy,

worth viewing

LA MARINA

Ref:615 149,900€Delightful 3 Bed, 2 Bath det villa, corner plot, furnished, com pool,

terrace, off road parking, very close to all amenities

LA MARINA

Ref:483 148,900€Beautiful , 3 Bed, 2 bath, det villa, com pool, central heating, garden, sep kitchen, To be sold at an all in-

clusive price of nothing more to pay.

PLAYA FLAMENCA

Ref:614 95,000€ Great, 3 Bed, 2 Bath Quad style

property, garden, furnished, solarium, off road parking, com pool, close to all

amenities

LA MARINA

Ref:620 160,000€3 Bed. 1 Bath, semi Det Villa, Exception-ally large plot, off road parking, 2 com pools, air con, views, Ex cond, Viewing

recommended

LA MARINA

Ref:612 159,500€ Fabulous, 3 Bed, 2 Bath, Det villa, extended, spacious kitchen diner,

solarium, summer kitchen, off road parking, garden, viewing recommended

LA MARINA

Ref:608 95,500€Very nice south facing, 2 Bed 1 Bath det villa, furnished, off road parking, sep kitchen storage, air con glazed

porch

Avda. Londres 1-A, Local 8, Urb. La Marina San FulgencioOffice: 96 679 5233 email:[email protected] our website to view our extensive range of properties:www.ipgspain.com

DOLORES

Ref:610 49,950€lovely, 2 Bed, 1 Bath apartment, close to all amenities, furnished, views from terrace, sep kitchen,

great price. Only 49,950€

LA MARINA

Ref:573 60,000€Ideal first time buy, 3 Bed, 1 bath

ground floor apartment, fur-nished, off road parking, patio,

quiet location, air con, perfect first time buy,. Only 60,000€

DAYA NUEVA

Ref 611 59,950€Smashing, 2 Bed, 2 Bath, ground floor apartment, quiet location, ac-cess to solarium, master bed has

bath en suite, com pool, furnished air con, must be viewed! Only 59,950€

PROPERTY OF THE MONTH

LA MARINA URB Ref 616WHAT A BARGAIN !!! 2 BED, 2 BATH,(1 IS

W.C. AND HAND BASIN ONLY) QUAD. GREAT COND THROUGHOUT, FURNISHED, SOLARI-

UM, SEP KITCHEN, COM POOLAND ONLY 75,000€

SUMMER OFFERS

Dave Bull talks to La Marina estate agents IPG and discovers some great properties at even greater prices on the Urb’.

The newspapers may well be full of doom and gloom but here on the Costa Blanca there is always some good news for expats to make the most of. For example in La Marina, which – by the way – have some of the most beauti-ful beaches on the coast, there are bargains to be had!Property prices have steadied but some people still want to sell up and move on, and quickly, and that means that there are some great properties to be had – at very reasonable prices.

I’ve spoken to local experts IPG who have been trading in the area for almost ten years now and they showed me just some of the great offers they have at the moment. For example on La Marina Urb (REF 548) there is a beautiful (detached) three bedroom, two bathroom house tucked away in a nice quiet

location. This used to be a show house with a won-derful landscaped mature garden in a 500m2 plot. It has master bedroom with en suite, a very nice kitchen and separate utility area and upstairs a sun-catching solarium. This place comes fully furnished and you could get

all this for just 199,000€, not bad eh?

Another place Anne McGregor showed me on the Urb’ was a little smaller but the price must be attractive to anyone looking! Just 64,950€ (REF 457) could net a buyer a two bedroom, two bathroom home in the sun with a solarium, terrace, dining room and air con already installed!

Other homes have been improved since first built and a tasteful three bedroom, two bath-room quad style home that I looked around certainly fell into that category. With a decent sized solarium and an en suite in the master bedroom this part-furnished property is only a very short walk from the communal pool too. Up for sale for only 104,995€ (REF 545) I’d

suggest anyone looking should take a look at this one as my words wont do it the justice it deserves.

In, or around, the same sort of price range Anne showed me a few more that could eas-ily be someone’s bargain home in the sun! (REF 602) is similar in description to the one above this place was absolutely immaculate with storage room also and again is well

worth a look – especially for the asking price of 119,500€.

Another of similar price and condition (RF 601) is a three bedroom, two bathroom Isabella style property which is on two floors and comes fur-nished and with an easy to maintain

garden for 117,500€.

If those are little more than you’d consider then how about a three bedroom, 0ne bathroom quad style home in a quiet location? (REF 568). Fully furnished with off road parking, a communal pool and a lovely garden this place will cost a lucky buyer just 89,000€ - now that is a bargain!

That’s all folks… Anne and Alan at IPG tell me they have many more like these too – so make the most of Spain and snap up a bargain before the prices rise inevitably again!

Contact Anne or Alan on 96 679 5233 for any of these proper-ties of if you are looking for something that you haven’t seen here.

and now the GOOD NEWS!

BARGAIN BASEMENT!?

I’ve spoken to local experts IPG who have been trading in the area for almost ten years now and they showed me just some of the great offers they have at the moment. For example on La Marina Urb (REF 548) there

Another place Anne McGregor showed me on the Urb’ was a little smaller but the price must be attractive to anyone looking! Just 64,950€ (REF 457) could net a buyer a two

with a solarium, terrace, dining room and

Other homes have been improved since first built and a tasteful three bedroom, two bathroom quad style home that I looked around certainly fell into that category. With a decent sized solarium and an en suite in the master

it the justice it deserves.

In, or around, the same sort of price range Anne showed me a few more that could easily be someone’s bargain home in the sun! (REF 602) is similar in description to the one

Another of similar price and condition (RF 601) is a three bedroom, two bathroom Isabella style property which is on two floors and comes fur

If those are little more than you’d consider then how about a three bedroom, 0ne bathroom quad style home in a quiet location? (REF 568). Fully furnished with off road

Looking for a property in Spain?

– why not bag yourself a bargain

in La Marina?

REF Price €

NEW

NEW


NEW

NEWNEW

EL OASIS

Ref:520 120,000€Immaculate, 3 Bed 2 Bath, det villa,

off road parking terrace, storage, sep kitchen,com pool, at a BARGAIN

PRICE

LA MARINA

Ref:599 128,500€Spacious 4 Bed, 2 Bath det villa, furnished, terrace, storage, under build backs onto verde, viewing

recommended.

1. Dolores, 3 bed, 2 Bath, det villa on a 3,000 m2 plot 2 large covered terraces, garage, bath-

room en suite to master bedroom, fireplace in lounge, spacious

property.

And ONLY 99,000€!!!!! Ref. 619

2. La Marina Urb, 3 Bed, 1 Bath Det villa, extended lounge

diner, new kitchen, large rear ter-

race overlooking verde, off road

parking for 2 cars, room to install a small pool. Fully furnished.

Ex cond 105,000€ Ref. 621

STOP PRESS!!


€175

A worrying thought for 2012 !10 years ago Bob Hope died5 years ago Johnny Cash diedA couple of months ago Steve Jobs died

A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died

Now we have no Hope,

JAN, SUE, AND MARY HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE LEAVING SCHOOL.

They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for lunch.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress.

She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number.

After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.

She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University, she met and mar-

ried Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.

Timothy is a partner in one of London’s leading law firms.

They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the daughter, attends

drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.

Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to become a doctor

and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in

the City. They live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy.

Mary explains that she after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark.

They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own vegetables. Mark can stand

five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her

husband is really a cashier at Tesco’s. They live in a small apartment in Bromley and

have a caravan parked on the front drive.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend’s honesty, explains that she and Clive

are both nursing care assistants in an old people’s home. They live in Peckham and

take camping holidays in Kent.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

‘aving a laugh...

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A worrying thought for 2012 !10 years ago Bob Hope died5 years ago Johnny Cash diedA couple of months ago Steve Jobs died

A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died

Now we have no Hope,

JAN, SUE, AND MARY HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE LEAVING SCHOOL.

They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for lunch.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress.

She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number.

After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.

She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University, she met and mar-

ried Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.

Timothy is a partner in one of London’s leading law firms.

They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the daughter, attends

drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.

Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to become a doctor

and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in

the City. They live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy.

Mary explains that she after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark.

They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own vegetables. Mark can stand

five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her

husband is really a cashier at Tesco’s. They live in a small apartment in Bromley and

have a caravan parked on the front drive.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend’s honesty, explains that she and Clive

are both nursing care assistants in an old people’s home. They live in Peckham and

take camping holidays in Kent.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

‘aving a laugh...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATHS

Have a pencil & paper, or a calculator first.It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read .Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)3. Add 54. Multiply it by 50 -- I’ll wait while you get the calculator5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ..If you haven’t, add 1761..6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit numberThe first digit of this was your original number(I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers areYOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

WHILE IT LASTS.

CHOCOLATE MATHS

BOB’S BARBANOS DE FORTUNA

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Registered association no. CV-01-045701-A We are having a Spring Dance at Encebras village hall on Saturday 19th May 2012 starting at 7.30pm tickets 3 euros. Bring a plate of food for the buffet table and your own drink. Tony M will be providing the music. Come along and have some fun. Thanks to all who attended our Auction on 30th March. We raised 458 euros. We have lots of puppies at the moment all looking for their own secure loving homes. Can you help?

Interested in any of these adorable pups, phone 659274573 or Email: [email protected] Web :www.petsinspain.info

Bmw 323 Ti Com-pact Evo M 2001,Itv 2013,Manual,170Hp,Full Bmw Evo M Pack,Blistein Pss9 Coilover Suspension, Jbl And ,Custom Colour Coded Head Lining,17 Inch M6 Rims,Twin Stainless Exhaust,In Extremely Good Condition 5750€ Tel. 603142786

Harley Davidson. 2003 An-niversary Road King. 24,000 Klms, One Owner. F.S.H Over 2000 Pounds Of Extras.Tel. 966 699 465 11,995 Euros Ono Mazda Mx5 2.0 Litre. 6 Speed. 2005, One Owner. 26,000 Klms Only. Metalic Red. Spanish Plates. Lhd.As New 12,995 Euros Ono Tel. 639 545 694

Yamaha 1600 V Twin Wildstar Only Done 8,000M As New €5,000 Tel. 693525799

Piaggo Nrg, 50Cc, Water Cooled Special Scooter, 1,400Kms From New, Black/White, Itv 2 Years, Tax Paid, Excellent Condition €695.00 Tel. 650 788851

Suzuki Intruder 125 V-Twin 900Kms, 2005, Mint Condition, Metalic Blue, Extras €1795.00 Tel. 650 788851

Piaggo 50Cc Scooter 1985, First Twist & Go Electric Start, Re-Vamped-Resray, New Tyres, Yellow, Excellent Condition €350.00

Generator 2.6 Kva Briggs & Stratton Brand New Cost £800.Oo Accept €350.00Tel. 676 079996 HP SCANNER €15 - FORTU-NA - 650 788851 COMPLETE EXCERCISE GYM - €200 - FORTUNA - 650 788851 METAL STAIRCASE FOR OUTSIDE, STRONG METAL, STRAIGHT RUN,€60FORTUNA - 650 788851

One 1.4 mtr Portugese prime satellite dish. In very good orderand complete with LNB and fixing bracket. Reason for sale is the need to provide two take offs. Price 100 euros 966716400.

Airport For Sale.Someone’s Bright Idea To Expand A Little While Ago Means We Have Hundreds Of Square Metres Spare. Ideal Storage For Wife’s Shoes Or The Odd Boeing Or Two...

SPORTPicton 4.5 Sportboat With Trailer, Needs Fairing And Engine.650E O.N.O. La Marina Tel: 666029666

*Fibre Glass Dinghy 3 Man Fits Ib Riif Racj 4Hp Engine Or Oars €380 Tel. 693525799

Set 12 Wood Carving Chisels €15 Tel. 693525799

Golf Clubs 12 In Bag Dunlop €35 Tel. 693525799

VEHICLES2X Clio 5 Door A/C.. 2002.. Exc Condition.. Great Car..Ring For Details. 619 726 480

Tel. 650 788851

Benista 430T Sportif 4/5 Berth Touring Caravan, Only Done 200Kms, Brand New Awning, For More Info Please Call €3,995.00Tel. 650 788851

Mercedes 308 Lorry, Ideal For Storage, Horsebox, Hay Or Going Back To Uk €500.00 Tel. 650 788851Peugeot 307Hd 2.O Estate2004 One Owner Since New V.G.C. Diesel Elc Windows Sunroof Stereo6,150€ O.N.O Tel. 606 540 408

Seat Marbella 1997 WhiteImmaculate Condition. Itv One Owner Great Basic And Cheap Runaround. Only 950€ Tel. 680 198 990

Landrover Freelander 1.8I 5 Door A/C Electrics Alloys 3295€Tel. 634 377 276

Range Rover Vogue 3.0 Tdi Fully Lopaded Blue Pearl 16.995€Tel. 634 377 276

Breaking Opel Corsa 1.2 Most Parts Avail Tel: 633193156 Fortuna Ford Mondeo Estate N/S/R Light Unit Complete 30€ Tel: 633193156 Fortuna All English Vans, Cars, Pickups Wanted, Without Mot Etc, Cash Waiting, Scrap Ones, Cleared Free Tel 633193156 Fortuna Motorbike /Scooter Battery Brand New/Boxed Cost 60€ Accept 45€ Tel: 633193156 Fortuna

GENERALOFFICE FURNITURE - DESK/FILING CABINETS/CHAIRS - €200 -FORTUNA-650 788851

Mobility Scooter Shop Rider in Excellent working condition New batteries 600 Euros loca-tion Fortuna Town >. Mobile 633193156.

FREE STANDING GAS OVEN, €120 - FORTUNA, 650 788851

42Inch Tv With Wall Mounting Bracket 200€Tel. 622 870 799

Teenagers Mountain Bike 30€Tel. 622 870 799

GAS FRIDGE,1.5H, ICE BOX, €495 - FORTUNA - 650 788851

Glass Top Computer Table 40€Tel. 622 870 799

2 X CARD RACKS, €20 - FORTUNA - 650 788851

4 Newell Posts For Stair-case Cost €108 For €20 Tel. 693525799

Breville Slow Cooker 3Ltr New €20 Tel. 693525799

OAK VENEER WRITING BUREAU 1930’S - €20 - 650 788851

27’ Tv-Built In Dvd €40 Tel. 693525799

Sky Boxes From €30.00 Tel. 650 788851

COMPUTER DESKS - LARGE €50 - SMALL - €25 - FORTUNA, 650 788851

HP PRINTER + 4 COLOUR INK, 3 BLACK INK - €45 - FORTUNA - 650 788851

ClassifiedsPlace your FREE classified ads (up to 25 words) @

[email protected] place adverts by 16th of each month - sorry no businesses

FREE [email protected]

Earn some extra CASH with a clear out & raise some cash with All Abroad Free Ads! also at www.allabroad.es

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Peugeot 1.9 Diesel

1997, Right Hand Drive on Spanish

plates, - fully imported and legal with all paperwork.

1 Years ITV, brand new tyres, brand new front & rear brakes, regularly serviced.

1650 euro ono966699511

or [email protected]

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DMFPLUMBING & HEATING

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BATHROOMSKITCHENS

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Legal and Registered - Over 30 years experience

MemberBenidorm to Almeria+ 45km radius inland


[email protected]

Registered association no. CV-01-045701-A We are having a Spring Dance at Encebras village hall on Saturday 19th May 2012 starting at 7.30pm tickets 3 euros. Bring a plate of food for the buffet table and your own drink. Tony M will be providing the music. Come along and have some fun. Thanks to all who attended our Auction on 30th March. We raised 458 euros. We have lots of puppies at the moment all looking for their own secure loving homes. Can you help?

Interested in any of these adorable pups, phone 659274573 or Email: [email protected] Web :www.petsinspain.info

Bmw 323 Ti Com-pact Evo M 2001,Itv 2013,Manual,170Hp,Full Bmw Evo M Pack,Blistein Pss9 Coilover Suspension, Jbl And ,Custom Colour Coded Head Lining,17 Inch M6 Rims,Twin Stainless Exhaust,In Extremely Good Condition 5750€ Tel. 603142786

Harley Davidson. 2003 An-niversary Road King. 24,000 Klms, One Owner. F.S.H Over 2000 Pounds Of Extras.Tel. 966 699 465 11,995 Euros Ono Mazda Mx5 2.0 Litre. 6 Speed. 2005, One Owner. 26,000 Klms Only. Metalic Red. Spanish Plates. Lhd.As New 12,995 Euros Ono Tel. 639 545 694

Yamaha 1600 V Twin Wildstar Only Done 8,000M As New €5,000 Tel. 693525799

Piaggo Nrg, 50Cc, Water Cooled Special Scooter, 1,400Kms From New, Black/White, Itv 2 Years, Tax Paid, Excellent Condition €695.00 Tel. 650 788851

Suzuki Intruder 125 V-Twin 900Kms, 2005, Mint Condition, Metalic Blue, Extras €1795.00 Tel. 650 788851

Piaggo 50Cc Scooter 1985, First Twist & Go Electric Start, Re-Vamped-Resray, New Tyres, Yellow, Excellent Condition €350.00

Generator 2.6 Kva Briggs & Stratton Brand New Cost £800.Oo Accept €350.00Tel. 676 079996 HP SCANNER €15 - FORTU-NA - 650 788851 COMPLETE EXCERCISE GYM - €200 - FORTUNA - 650 788851 METAL STAIRCASE FOR OUTSIDE, STRONG METAL, STRAIGHT RUN,€60FORTUNA - 650 788851

One 1.4 mtr Portugese prime satellite dish. In very good orderand complete with LNB and fixing bracket. Reason for sale is the need to provide two take offs. Price 100 euros 966716400.

Airport For Sale.Someone’s Bright Idea To Expand A Little While Ago Means We Have Hundreds Of Square Metres Spare. Ideal Storage For Wife’s Shoes Or The Odd Boeing Or Two...

SPORTPicton 4.5 Sportboat With Trailer, Needs Fairing And Engine.650E O.N.O. La Marina Tel: 666029666

*Fibre Glass Dinghy 3 Man Fits Ib Riif Racj 4Hp Engine Or Oars €380 Tel. 693525799

Set 12 Wood Carving Chisels €15 Tel. 693525799

Golf Clubs 12 In Bag Dunlop €35 Tel. 693525799

VEHICLES2X Clio 5 Door A/C.. 2002.. Exc Condition.. Great Car..Ring For Details. 619 726 480

Tel. 650 788851

Benista 430T Sportif 4/5 Berth Touring Caravan, Only Done 200Kms, Brand New Awning, For More Info Please Call €3,995.00Tel. 650 788851

Mercedes 308 Lorry, Ideal For Storage, Horsebox, Hay Or Going Back To Uk €500.00 Tel. 650 788851Peugeot 307Hd 2.O Estate2004 One Owner Since New V.G.C. Diesel Elc Windows Sunroof Stereo6,150€ O.N.O Tel. 606 540 408

Seat Marbella 1997 WhiteImmaculate Condition. Itv One Owner Great Basic And Cheap Runaround. Only 950€ Tel. 680 198 990

Landrover Freelander 1.8I 5 Door A/C Electrics Alloys 3295€Tel. 634 377 276

Range Rover Vogue 3.0 Tdi Fully Lopaded Blue Pearl 16.995€Tel. 634 377 276

Breaking Opel Corsa 1.2 Most Parts Avail Tel: 633193156 Fortuna Ford Mondeo Estate N/S/R Light Unit Complete 30€ Tel: 633193156 Fortuna All English Vans, Cars, Pickups Wanted, Without Mot Etc, Cash Waiting, Scrap Ones, Cleared Free Tel 633193156 Fortuna Motorbike /Scooter Battery Brand New/Boxed Cost 60€ Accept 45€ Tel: 633193156 Fortuna

GENERALOFFICE FURNITURE - DESK/FILING CABINETS/CHAIRS - €200 -FORTUNA-650 788851

Mobility Scooter Shop Rider in Excellent working condition New batteries 600 Euros loca-tion Fortuna Town >. Mobile 633193156.

FREE STANDING GAS OVEN, €120 - FORTUNA, 650 788851

42Inch Tv With Wall Mounting Bracket 200€Tel. 622 870 799

Teenagers Mountain Bike 30€Tel. 622 870 799

GAS FRIDGE,1.5H, ICE BOX, €495 - FORTUNA - 650 788851

Glass Top Computer Table 40€Tel. 622 870 799

2 X CARD RACKS, €20 - FORTUNA - 650 788851

4 Newell Posts For Stair-case Cost €108 For €20 Tel. 693525799

Breville Slow Cooker 3Ltr New €20 Tel. 693525799

OAK VENEER WRITING BUREAU 1930’S - €20 - 650 788851

27’ Tv-Built In Dvd €40 Tel. 693525799

Sky Boxes From €30.00 Tel. 650 788851

COMPUTER DESKS - LARGE €50 - SMALL - €25 - FORTUNA, 650 788851

HP PRINTER + 4 COLOUR INK, 3 BLACK INK - €45 - FORTUNA - 650 788851

ClassifiedsPlace your FREE classified ads (up to 25 words) @

[email protected] place adverts by 16th of each month - sorry no businesses

FREE [email protected]

Earn some extra CASH with a clear out & raise some cash with All Abroad Free Ads! also at www.allabroad.es

WE COLLECT!

Peugeot 1.9 Diesel

1997, Right Hand Drive on Spanish

plates, - fully imported and legal with all paperwork.

1 Years ITV, brand new tyres, brand new front & rear brakes, regularly serviced.

1650 euro ono966699511

or [email protected]

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