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page 2 Werewolf Haiku by Ryan Mecum

WhenIgethungry,myminddaydreamsaboutmeat

Childrensfairytalesgiveharmfulwerewolfadvice.

Wedontwantbaskets.

andgirlsinredhoods.

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Ifyoucantnoticeawerewolfdressedasgrandma,

WhatbigteethIhave.Allthebettertotearthrough digestivesystems.

Whywouldntthewolf, oncethegirlsharesherschedule, shrugandtheneather?

Ifyoureinmywoods offalonetograndmashouse, youwontmakeitthere.

Me,thebigbadwolf.You,littleredridinghood.

then, come here, grand kid.

This will get messy.

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Thoughmostlynormal,

Ihavewerewolftendencies

thatlastthroughthemonth.

Mycurvedfingernailsareperfectforbackscratching

Allofmysensesseemaboutfivetimesstronger whichhasprosandcons.

Icanhearbetter, eventhoughbothmyea

rholes

arecloggedwithwhiskers.

Mynewsenseofsmellmakesforaroughaddition, withmymessyhouse.

butbadforwiping.

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Constantgagreflex,thankstonewstrandsoflonghair growinginmymouth.

Iconstantlypush myovergrowingchesthair backintomyshirt.

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Illtrytodescribewerewolfmetamorphosis withoutthrowingup.

Changingfirsttickles,

followedbyincreasedpressure, andthenyoupuk

eblood.

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Underneathyourflesh,newgrowingmusclespeekout andstarttosprouthair.

Yournose,mouthandchin tearopenasawolfsnout

pushesthroughyourface.

Thatpaininyourbutt

thatfeelslikeconstipation

isatailgrowing. Duringthisprocess, thepainisunbearableandyousl

ipaway.Thebeastyoubecome istotallyincontrol withyoulockedinside.

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ASeRIoUSBITe

esepagescontaintheheartbreakingstoryofarepressedmanwhoslowlylosescontrolofhisinnerbeastafterhesbittenbyawerewolf.Ashewrestleswiththemonsterinside,hechronicleshisfeelingsandurgesinahaikujournal.eresultingpoemsaregross,strange,darkandhilarious.

Books,TVandmoviesareshowcasingwerewolves(Wolfman,NewMoon,etc.).

Ryanswritingstyleandmysteriousphoto-graphshaveprovenpopular,basedonthesalesofZombieHaiku.

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ISBN-13......978-1-4403-0826-0

ISBN-10..............1-4403-0826-8

UPC...................035313650284

EAN..................9781440308260

SRN.................................... Z8621

Category............................ Humor

Price..........US$9.99,CAN$11.99

Trim...............................5wx7h

Pagecount..............................144

Binding.........................paperback

Publicationmonth.......Sept.2010

Wordcount.......................... 5000

#ofcolorillustrations.............144

#ofb/willustrations...................0

Interiorcolor.............................4canimprintofF+WMedia,Inc.

Aboutth eAuthorRyanMecumistheauthorofZombieHaiku.Heliveswithhiswife

anddaughterinCincinnatiandisconstantlythinkingofphrases

thattthe5-7-5haikusyllablestructure.